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The status quo has been restored. I called this a while ago. So did near enough everyone here. This right here is his actual plateau, this is where be belongs when retards don't inflate his numbers.
 
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gaarashatan said:
did he get banned? did phil even read it? did he mock him after reading it?
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Oh he read it.

“I know I need to exercise but when would I ever fit it into my schedule?! I’m just so busy dood! Yesterday was my day off. I woke up at 10 am and... did... stuff. I was just so busy!”

He drank and watched an entire Netflix series until 3 am.

He also says how important it is to take 20 min breaks during his streams to, “stretch,” and other streamers who play for 12 hours are STUPID. Also, sedentary is apparently pronounced said-entry, not said-en-terry.

Phil is on a roll with stupidity and snorts so far today. Without a detractor filtering his shit I can’t sit and listen to him.

Also, when probed about why he supports Phil, all grazydream could say is, “well how do you spend your money?”

Throwing it in the trash seems like a poor way to spend it.
 
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thebonesauce said:
Oh he read it.

“I know I need to exercise but when would I ever fit it into my schedule?! I’m just so busy dood! Yesterday was my day off. I woke up at 10 am and... did... stuff. I was just so busy!”

He drank and watched an entire Netflix series until 3 am.

He also says how important it is to take 20 min breaks during his streams to, “stretch,” and other streamers who play for 12 hours are STUPID. Also, sedentary is apparently pronounced said-entry, not said-en-terry.

Phil is on a roll with stupidity and snorts so far today. Without a detractor filtering his shit I can’t sit and listen to him.

Also, when probed about why he supports Phil, all grazydream could say is, “well how do you spend your money?”

Throwing it in the trash seems like a poor way to spend it.
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lol, and thats why hell never have real money. people always want to spend money. not invest it
 
thebonesauce said:
Oh he read it.

“I know I need to exercise but when would I ever fit it into my schedule?! I’m just so busy dood! Yesterday was my day off. I woke up at 10 am and... did... stuff. I was just so busy!”

He drank and watched an entire Netflix series until 3 am.
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Sounds familiar... Oh that's right, it is the same guy who didn't have time to buy groceries and cook them when living in CT, only to move to Seattle a think that he become more fit because someone cooked food for him and carrying groceries was the same as working out.

LyteSydeByll said:
I AM NOT A DOCTOR.
But I plugged his symptoms into webMD for fun:
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So Phil drinks to much caffeine which makes him depressed which in turn make him mean towards other people and have some bad moments while playing games?
That is great, we just need him to stop drinking energy drinks and all his problems will be gone!
 
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Dragoonism said:
...So Phil drinks to much caffeine which makes him depressed which in turn make his mean towards other people and have some bad moments while playing games?
That is great, we just need him to stop drinking energy drinks and all his problems will be gone!
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Not all of them. He'll still have his money issues, Kat cheating on him, and no friends.
 
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Considering he pounded a Kickstart (reminder: the SHITTIEST energy drink on the market, actually worse than 99 cent Venom/Rip It) at the start of his stream, I would imagine he very likely has low blood sugar... it would explain the feeling better of nausea, exhaustion, the incoherent rambling at 3 am about some garbage Netflix series, headaches, etc. It would explain why he started feeling better almost immediately after.

Low blood sugar is linked to diabetes, which based on his shit diet and said-entry lifestyle, it’s very likely he has it.
 
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samovski said:
3 cups a day is excessive? Christ on a bike, apparently I must be an addict.

He doesn't have an illness. He's just a cunt.

Might read more about that myself though, thanks for that.
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drinking leads to shitty sleep
shitty sleep leads to drinking energy drinks

phil only treats symptoms
oh well
(I mean, he can fix so much by being more mobile.. he can put a treadmill in the living room and watch netflix as he 'walks')

PenisMuncher23 said:
Voltaire supposedly drank 40-50 cups of coffee, don't worry.
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i would imagine it's different from person to person
also consuming anything over a time builds a resistance
to the point where "3 cups a day" is too little, and your brain turns into a pissy baby.
personally though, caffine does nothing to me.

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Low blood sugar is linked to diabetes, which based on his shit diet and said-entry lifestyle, it’s very likely he has it.
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i really hope phil doesn't have diabetes, he's fucked if he does
it's going to turn from "haha, funny clown cry over taxes" to "oh god, sad clown has his rotted foot pickled in a jar so he can point to it and beg for tips"
 
ZehnBoat said:
drinking leads to shitty sleep
shitty sleep leads to drinking energy drinks

phil only treats symptoms
oh well
(I mean, he can fix so much by being more mobile.. he can put a treadmill in the living room and watch netflix as he 'walks')


i would imagine it's different from person to person
also consuming anything over a time builds a resistance
to the point where "3 cups a day" is too little, and your brain turns into a pissy baby.
personally though, caffine does nothing to me.


i really hope phil doesn't have diabetes, he's fucked if he does
it's going to turn from "haha, funny clown cry over taxes" to "oh god, sad clown has his rotted foot pickled in a jar so he can point to it and beg for tips"
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They don’t let you keep body parts they take off/out of you.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
drinking leads to shitty sleep
shitty sleep leads to drinking energy drinks

phil only treats symptoms
oh well
(I mean, he can fix so much by being more mobile.. he can put a treadmill in the living room and watch netflix as he 'walks')


i would imagine it's different from person to person
also consuming anything over a time builds a resistance
to the point where "3 cups a day" is too little, and your brain turns into a pissy baby.
personally though, caffine does nothing to me.


i really hope phil doesn't have diabetes, he's fucked if he does
it's going to turn from "haha, funny clown cry over taxes" to "oh god, sad clown has his rotted foot pickled in a jar so he can point to it and beg for tips"
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It’s funny you mention him treating symptoms...

So, you wake up and find your wallpaper is peeling, the water on the stove is boiling over, and the furnace is overheating. Which do you take care of first? You see, Phil would probably address the furnace. A normal person would GTFO of the house, because it’s on fire.

Phil would pull the weed from the stem, where any sensible person would pull it from the root. Phil always addresses every little problem, he manually bans and blocks people on Twitter and attacks people when they can’t defend themselves. He’s not treating the cause of all of his problems...

Himself.
 
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thebonesauce said:
It’s funny you mention him treating symptoms...

So, you wake up and find your wallpaper is peeling, the water on the stove is boiling over, and the furnace is overheating. Which do you take care of first? You see, Phil would probably address the furnace. A normal person would GTFO of the house, because it’s on fire.

Phil would pull the weed from the stem, where any sensible person would pull it from the root. Phil always addresses every little problem, he manually bans and blocks people on Twitter and attacks people when they can’t defend themselves. He’s not treating the cause of all of his problems...

Himself.
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Phil has always been a short term solutions only kind of guy. He was demonitized on YouTube for a week and a half after losing his partnership and held his channel hostage, instead of continuing to upload regularly to keep the channel sustained.

Okay, he moves to KOGaming1, posts for the first time in a year, and starts getting some money, and TONS of new subs to the channel. Could potentially revitalize his channel if he keeps it up, as these are real subs and not people who followed 7 years ago and haven't logged in since.

Oops, got remonetized, he's back to DSPGaming, but doesn't care about how much damage the back and forth has done. Now his YouTube views are under 1M a month for the first time in years. If he stuck to DSPGaming he might have maintained his viewership. If he stuck to KOGaming1 he might have seen true organic growth.

I'm sure there are other examples but this is the only one I can think of right now.
"Quick buck quick buck quick buck" *snaps into microphone*
 
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Phil is an alcoholic. I think that is pretty well known. I am sure it's like clockwork, everytime he turns of that last stream of the day he cracks open the gin bottle. It explains all his symptoms and his awful personality.
 
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