Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Karellen]

She’s part of a group now for the final fantasy TCG. She wants to know how to store her cards.

So just for shits and giggles I looked up the cost. A 50 card starter set runs you about $20. A booster pack is around $6 and contains 12/pack.

Looking at the above picture, it looks like she has close to 1000 (maybe more or less; someone with stronger autism can help me out). So conservatively, that’d be 20 starter backs at around $400. But I’m guessing you usually buy one or two starter packs and get the rest of the cards from boosters so the cost is even higher. Good to know what’s draining Franks bank account this week!

And it’s not like she has anyone besides Frank to play this with either. I won’t be surprised if this case is seen gathering dust atop the Peloton in the next week or so as something shinier will catch her eye.

Also, why the fuck is there a plastic diamond in the tissue box?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"I'm not a "people person." I'm an engineer. All my people skills have taken hard work to build."

A quote from the Marie Claire interview, where John explains how an "engineer" works hard to imitate and weaponize human social cues:

"Did you know humans only have a single facial expression that signifies delight across gender and cultures? Raising our eyebrows in surprise. It seems silly, but when you meet someone and express delight to see them for a fraction of a second, it puts them at ease. The crow’s feet at the corners of my eyes used to embarrass me—but I learned that crinkle was the difference in a fake smile and a real smile. It was no longer a flaw, but a weapon for making friends."

Hello, fellow human! Like you, I am human also and would like to share a moment of natural emotional connection with you! Would you care to return to my domicile with me so I may harvest your organs and gaze upon my etchings?

 

[AnOminous]

Hello, fellow human! Like you, I am human also and would like to share a moment of natural emotional connection with you! Would you care to return to my domicile with me so I may harvest your organs and gaze upon my etchings?

Look at these totally natural completely not ghoulish and scary looking expressions.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

"I'm not a "people person." I'm an engineer. All my people skills have taken hard work to build."

A quote from the Marie Claire interview, where John explains how an "engineer" works hard to imitate and weaponize human social cues:

"Did you know humans only have a single facial expression that signifies delight across gender and cultures? Raising our eyebrows in surprise. It seems silly, but when you meet someone and express delight to see them for a fraction of a second, it puts them at ease. The crow’s feet at the corners of my eyes used to embarrass me—but I learned that crinkle was the difference in a fake smile and a real smile. It was no longer a flaw, but a weapon for making friends."

Hello, fellow human! Like you, I am human also and would like to share a moment of natural emotional connection with you! Would you care to return to my domicile with me so I may harvest your organs and gaze upon my etchings?

My God, John isn't even competent at being a sociopath. He actually brags in an interview about having to study and practice how to mimic the body language and facial expressions that normal people -- including engineers -- acquire naturally before age five.

And calling people "humans" is unbelievably revealing. He sounds like he learned to talk by imitating alien villains in low-budget science fiction films. Maybe something like the following.

Looking like Riff Raff in drag as he absentmindedly chews on the split ends of his long, thin, greasy hair, John sneers and says, "As an engineer, I have been making a study of nonverbal Homo sapiens communication techniques so that I may move among you without arousing suspicion." Suddenly, John begins twitching, every muscle in his face spasming. Without warning, he lunges forward and snarls like a rabid weasel, "So, human, you will give me money now?"

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Wu is an aspiring FUA(Friend-Up Artist).

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

"Did you know humans only have a single facial expression that signifies delight across gender and cultures? Raising our eyebrows in surprise. It seems silly, but when you meet someone and express delight to see them for a fraction of a second, it puts them at ease. The crow’s feet at the corners of my eyes used to embarrass me—but I learned that crinkle was the difference in a fake smile and a real smile. It was no longer a flaw, but a weapon for making friends."

Hello, fellow human! Like you, I am human also and would like to share a moment of natural emotional connection with you! Would you care to return to my domicile with me so I may harvest your organs and gaze upon my etchings?

A-ha, so that's where the scared moron face comes from. Me thinks Johnny boy would be better off if he didn't try to apply any of this advice, and he was just his regular self - a run-of-the-mill moron. After misusing all these tips he started to look like a crazy moron with some neurological disorder.

 

[Mola Ram]

Looking like Riff Raff in drag as he absentmindedly chews on the split ends of his long, thin, greasy hair,

Except, as we know from "Science Fiction Double Feature," Richard O'Brien actually had pretty nice teeth. Just imagine John's corn niblets as his garishly painted lips warbled that song...

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

I'm not a "people person". I'm an engineer

Wu, fighting with all the hurtful stereotypes, unless she finds them useful.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Except, as we know from "Science Fiction Double Feature," Richard O'Brien actually had pretty nice teeth. Just imagine John's corn niblets as his garishly painted lips warbled that song...

Giant SpaceKat
Double feature
Thailand surgeons
Will build a creature

See troon that lurches
Frank and Johnny
Crash dying slowly
John begs for money

At the late night
Double creature
Wu shitshow
No testoster-oh, oh, oh

At the late night
Double creature
Wu shitshow...

 

[Mola Ram]

Giant SpaceKat
Double feature
Thailand surgeons
Will build a creature

See troon that lurches
Frank and Johnny
Crash dying slowly
John begs for money

At the late night
Double creature
Wu shitshow
No testoster-oh, oh, oh

At the late night
Double creature
Wu shitshow...

Fucking brilliant. The Brianna Horror Picture Show needs to be a thing. Think we can knock out all the songs in time for Halloween?

 

[metroid_fetish]

She’s part of a group now for the final fantasy TCG. She wants to know how to store her cards.
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So just for shits and giggles I looked up the cost. A 50 card starter set runs you about $20. A booster pack is around $6 and contains 12/pack.

Looking at the above picture, it looks like she has close to 1000 (maybe more or less; someone with stronger autism can help me out). So conservatively, that’d be 20 starter backs at around $400. But I’m guessing you usually buy one or two starter packs and get the rest of the cards from boosters so the cost is even higher. Good to know what’s draining Franks bank account this week!

And it’s not like she has anyone besides Frank to play this with either. I won’t be surprised if this case is seen gathering dust atop the Peloton in the next week or so as something shinier will catch her eye.

Also, why the fuck is there a plastic diamond in the tissue box?

Hundreds, if not thousands of dollars in that box and the stupid asshole doesn't even use card sleeves.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Hundreds, if not thousands of dollars in that box and the stupid asshole doesn't even use card sleeves.

It's not like he spent hundreds or thousands of dollars of his money on them.

In Brianna's mind, Frank will just replace them all if anything happened.

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What a feminine posture there.

 

[Particle Bored]

Look at these totally natural completely not ghoulish and scary looking expressions.

Winslamic content. :islamic:

 

[Mola Ram]

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Is John developing spinal issues? Or is he just hunching so he looks less freakishly tall compared to his Chinese manlet paypig?

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

The man on first plane is making this face and it looks like he swallows. This is like one of those kidnapping movies where a person is hold at gun point and told if they will act naturally everything will be alright.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

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Damn he's getting porky

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I think you mean to say that you're taking a break from Twatter to pretend to run for office. But actually not really because you're still on the Twatter.

 

[Judge Holden]

Look at these totally natural completely not ghoulish and scary looking expressions.

JESUS CHRIST I NEVER SAW THIS ONE GOD THIS IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE SNARL GIFS!!!

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MOTHER OF GOD I ACTUALLY FUCKING SCREAMED AT THAT SHIT

...sorry i panicked there for a second. But can we just all agree now that Wu is some form of Wendigo? because I believe we have more than enough evidence to all be certain at this point

That....that fucking face...those fucking bodymovements...that goddamn posture

 

[Particle Bored]

Giant SpaceKat
Double feature
Thailand surgeons
Will build a creature

See troon that lurches
Frank and Johnny
Crash dying slowly
John begs for money

At the late night
Double creature
Wu shitshow
No testoster-oh, oh, oh

At the late night
Double creature
Wu shitshow...