Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

"She committed suicide. He father found her corpse frozen to death..."

WTF is it with people and dogs freezing to death around you, John? Do you suck their body heat and life force out of them like a vampire? (Rhetorical question, of course.)

Snopes says it's true. Well, that's definitive then. Oh, my aching sides.
Nigger I told you I fucking TOLD you Wu is the fucking Wendigo. These creatures have always been associated with winter and the cold so its no surprise he has the power to kill those around him with pure freezing malevolence.
 
And more to the point, how does someone "freeze to death" if they committed suicide? Did they go out on a wintry Boston night and pull a Chloe Sagal with water instead of gasoline?

Pretty common winter suicide method actually. Just go innawoods with a large bottle of high proof whiskey, some absorbent clothes, and a source of water, put your back up against a tree, go to sleep and don't wake up.
 
Oh what a nice totalitarian dictator that Dr*mpf is that he's letting people peacefully vote out members of his party, what a chill dude

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You're not a teenager, John. You're 40 years old.

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You're not a teenager, John. You're 40 years old.

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I was going to make a 1998 joke but only the arcade version of Soulcalibur was released that year. :(
In north America the home version came out on Sep 9, 1999, same day as Final Fantasy 8(Wu's favorite). That's weird... time to update the cork board.
 
Oh what a nice totalitarian dictator that Dr*mpf is that he's letting people peacefully vote out members of his party, what a chill dude

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I know spelling gripes are cheap but how the fuck does this moron manage to mangle language in this illiterate a manner nearly every damn time? How the fuck does he get insane spellings like "Leauge" past a spellchecker?
 
Gee, here's a coincidence.

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Wasn't that EXACTLY what Evelyn would say to you a year later before her suicide? Exploiting your friend's death for political points on twitter is really fucking low. Between the life without dignity shit and unnamed NPR journalist who said anti-trans things who you later had an interview with.... it's just all made up.
 
Gee, here's a coincidence.

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Wasn't that EXACTLY what Evelyn would say to you a year later before her suicide? Exploiting your friend's death for political points on twitter is really fucking low. Between the life without dignity shit and unnamed NPR journalist who said anti-trans things who you later had an interview with.... it's just all made up.
This story really stuck with Wu so much they made up an entire character!
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I know spelling gripes are cheap but how the fuck does this moron manage to mangle language in this illiterate a manner nearly every damn time? How the fuck does he get insane spellings like "Leauge" past a spellchecker?
Not just past a spellchecker, since he's never off his phone he's getting this past autocorrect.
Given that autocorrect tends to replace nonsense with actual words, It's entirely plausible that John types things in, looks at what autocorrect has picked out and thinks to himself "No, I definitely know how to spell that, that doesn't look right" and overwrites it with gibberish again.
 
Wow who would have thought that women are dispersed in a standard bell curve distribution for risk-averse behaviour and that some women enjoy taking risks and others don't, stereotype BUSTED. Wait I actually don't care and neither does John since he's too busy rubbing his flayed crotch to a woman of indistinct ethnicity with a hot pink car. Christ someone just delete the whole fucking Internet.

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The insidious return of "to be fair", the infamous Nazi KKK dog whistle phrase.

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Wow who would have thought that women are dispersed in a standard bell curve distribution for risk-averse behaviour and that some women enjoy taking risks and others don't, stereotype BUSTED. Wait I actually don't care and neither does John since he's too busy rubbing his flayed crotch to a woman of indistinct ethnicity with a hot pink car. Christ someone just delete the whole fucking Internet.

Wouldn't the more important factor be that they chose to pursue a career in investment? Unless there's some reason to think women investors, specifically, are more risk-averse than men, the fact they chose an inherently risky profession seems to be the important thing. Maybe more men than women choose this line of work, maybe because men tend to have more money, but those who do are likely to act just like their male counterparts, because that's what works in the profession.

Venture capitalism is not a field where you see merit hires, as such. Sure, you can get into it just by having a lot of money, but you aren't going to last long if you don't know what you're doing. Success is measured objectively.
 
Speaking of Brianna hair: it really looks like an intentional jab that the picture is posted with this headline. Do they hate him at HuffPo, or just some editor just couldn't stop him/herself? He looks like his hair is unwashed and uncombed. With split endings. It looks like it never saw the inside of a hair salon.

Seeing many pictures of John, I think with a help of stylist he could really improve his appearance. (anybody can, and here is a huge room for improvement :))

First and foremost he should come to terms with the fact that his hair is too thin to keep it long, and either buy a high quality wig, or cut it to a presentable arm length bob.
Current styling doesn't look good with his pudgy face. He definitely should lose weight, and invest in some lip filler, just don't overdo it. His lips are nonexistent, to the point that lipstick just accentuates their nonexistence.

There was a lot said about clothes, and so I'm not going to repeat it. I'm going to focus on his face: one of the reasons that he is so obviously non-passing is that he did nothing to his bushy manly eyebrows. The current trend is to have rather strong eye-brows, he could use the trend for his advantage, to draw attention away from his less desirable features.

About make-up: he doesn't know how to apply it, that's obvious. But still, his eyes are not small, and it could also be used to his advantage. With skillful make-up, and daily training to stop open them up like a moron who got scared of a ghost, he might start looking presentable.

After all these improvement he would still look at best as a middle aged accounts payable, but at least he would not scare people on the streets.
 
Classic John: "I think we ALL deserve a life with dignity..."

He then continues to purposefully and conspicuously live one of the least-dignified lives of any human on the planet, with less dignity than that of even one of the lesser Kardashian larvae. Hell, even a Kardashian wouldn't be caught dead dressed like that shitshow troon, stumbling and lurching across voters' lawns, dragging a cardboard cutout of a rival political canidate. And a Kardashian would blow a dog (Ray J) for attention, but they'd never settle for a weird little paypig like Frank.

Dignity, he says, while lying about his very close transgender friend that he fabricated from the tragedy of others. Stay classy, you fucking sociopath.

Also, what the fuck is up with John's infantile taste in graphics? Is it a long-term consequence of him getting stabbed in the brain? That illustration of a Bratz Girl-Power Godzilla of Investment looks like more of that DeviantArt shit-tier imagery that infected R60. Yes, John, it's exactly the sort of imagery real women like. Especially the pink sports car.
 
I have not seen John performing anything close to resembling public service. Even shit tier, no-hope candidates will volunteer for a day at a local food bank or disaster relief center for a photo op if nothing else. John never did anything in the vein of service for his Dedham community.
 
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