Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Kylie Raina]

Why does his facial expression look like hes squeezing out a big diarrhea shit lmao

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I can’t imagine John goes to a high end Boston salon because he’s fucking hideous and would scare all the women. That’s why he shops for clothes online too so $3k at a moderate or lgbt friendly salon is absurd.

If he went to a high end salon and was having them apply hairmasks, color, blowouts every other week they add up (these treatments are several hundred each) then maybe $3k? It’s also incredibly stupid and frivolous to be doing that all the time and his hair never looked that good. It was always thin, wiry, and looked like a rats nest.

 

[Commander X]

"It takes a lot of money to get my hair looking this limp and lifeless."

 

[guttersnipe]

I don’t think this campaign is a grift. The money is just a way of measuring her popularity. She has to put the hardware expenses on there to justify getting more money otherwise she isn’t spending jack shit on things that will actually help her get elected. She doesn’t expense the hair stuff because then she can’t lie about the cost, plus it just looks like vanity.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"It takes a lot of money to get my hair looking this limp and lifeless."

"All these hair-don'ts will be lost in time, like follicles down the drain.Time to cry."

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I thought he said originally that it cost $300 to get his hair done? Now it's up to $3,000 and he still looks like someone stirred his hair up with an eggbeater. Liar, liar, pants on fire (again).

 

[RandomNobody]

"My husband spent $3000 and all I have to show for it is this severed penis."

 

[AnOminous]

She has to put the hardware expenses on there to justify getting more money otherwise she isn’t spending jack shit on things that will actually help her get elected. She doesn’t expense the hair stuff because then she can’t lie about the cost, plus it just looks like vanity.

The hair stuff would be a legitimate campaign expense. Stealing money from the campaign for toys for his own personal use is fraud. He'll get away with it, but it is.

 

[Ghostse]

.....goddamn it keeps fucking happening

Seriously is this fucking creature just incapable of not looking like a fucking spastic horror ghoul?!

John Brianna Wu:
"I've spent $3,000 dollars on hair.... but not mine. Well, its mine NOW, just not when I was collecting it. You don't want to know how much the suit I'm working on for my next campaign cost. I'm making it myself but the material is hard to find....by the way, what moisturizer do you use?"

 

[RandomNobody]

The article is misleading, $3,000 is what Frank had to pay to make someone willing to bikini wax John's festering frankenvagina.

 

[Ghostse]

The article is misleading, $3,000 is what Frank had to pay to make someone willing to bikini wax John's festering frankenvagina.

Inside or outside?
Since the lining of his frankhole is scrotal epidermis, there is usually some hairs that get missed. They contribute to the ball of toejam that dialator keeps compacting back in there.

 

[guttersnipe]

The hair stuff would be a legitimate campaign expense. Stealing money from the campaign for toys for his own personal use is fraud. He'll get away with it, but it is.

Yeah I’m saying the campaign is less about trying to scam money for toys and more about legitimizing Brianna’s political career. They can obviously afford multiple porsches and all the other shit brianna wastes money on, but they have to spend the campaign money on something. And since they don’t have much in the way of legitimate campaign expenses, they find expensive shit to buy so they can keep begging for more money. It’s the same way business groups spend all their yearly budget so they can justify getting at least the same amount the next year. I just think briannas motivation with the money is more like getting a high score and less an intentional effort to scam money, fraud or not.

 

[David_cadbury]

Brianna Wu is bad with money.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Brianna Wu is bad with money.

John Flynt smells like cheese.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Yeah I’m saying the campaign is less about trying to scam money for toys and more about legitimizing Brianna’s political career. They can obviously afford multiple porsches and all the other shit brianna wastes money on, but they have to spend the campaign money on something. And since they don’t have much in the way of legitimate campaign expenses, they find expensive shit to buy so they can keep begging for more money. It’s the same way business groups spend all their yearly budget so they can justify getting at least the same amount the next year. I just think briannas motivation with the money is more like getting a high score and less an intentional effort to scam money, fraud or not.

Seems plausible. Wu's idea of earning money is to have other people just give him money that they have earned, it probably feeds into his narcissism and thirst for accolades and most of his 'achievements' revolve around someone giving him a bunch of money to supposedly do something(but Wu don't do). He's a bit like Becky Gerber except Wu isn't in a constant state of histrionic meltdowns. With Becky she doesn't need money to buy a dog toy, she just wants people to give it to her when she asks.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I can’t imagine John goes to a high end Boston salon because he’s fucking hideous and would scare all the women. That’s why he shops for clothes online too so $3k at a moderate or lgbt friendly salon is absurd.

If he went to a high end salon and was having them apply hairmasks, color, blowouts every other week they add up (these treatments are several hundred each) then maybe $3k? It’s also incredibly stupid and frivolous to be doing that all the time and his hair never looked that good. It was always thin, wiry, and looked like a rats nest.

Even if he was spending $3000/month on hair salon visits (which he's not), what good is getting your hair done well at a high-end salon if you're ass at maintaining it? John has the same problem so many other troons do (well, other than the male pattern baldness) where they can't seem to figure out what's the proper shampoo/conditioner combo to use when washing their shit hair. I know it's a very minor issue in the realm of Brianna's ghastly appearance but if he's really spending this much of Frank's money on spa days then the least he could do is ask one of the professional stylists what he should be looking for in terms of hair care.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I don’t think this campaign is a grift. The money is just a way of measuring her popularity. She has to put the hardware expenses on there to justify getting more money otherwise she isn’t spending jack shit on things that will actually help her get elected. She doesn’t expense the hair stuff because then she can’t lie about the cost, plus it just looks like vanity.

How many campaigns for the House spend $3k on a Mac for “office use” vs a cheap pc? The Mac is overkill unless he’s going to use it for personal reasons.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

legitimizing Brianna’s political career

John has no career on any kind and even if he really does think that he's building a career on a mausoleum of failure, his delusions do not make it so. This is a scam and John is a lazy fucking idiot and morally-bankrupt subhuman. Never think otherwise.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

How many campaigns for the House spend $3k on a dinhkw Mac for “office use” vs a cheap pc? The Mac is overkill unless he’s going to use it for personal reasons.

Other than Frank's inability to say no, I don't even know why he bought a new Mac. John never uses the desktop he spent so much on and he spends about 90% of his day on his phone. Even before he hid his Steam details, you could see that he was barely playing anything on there.

The Mac is just another thing bought by Brianna because he needs to have the newest, shiniest toy.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Binge watching TV shows will heal a divided America.