Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

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A pozzed bottom who had been taking jizz up his ass from random people decides to join "cool guys" club to have bdsm orgies dies because he injected too much silicone/cooking oil.

I kinda don't feel any pitty for such people who make their life about perverted sex.


By the way, if they had been on steroids how did it come they had so sad doughy asses? Isn't it supposed to be their focus? I bet they just ate like pigs, did minimum physical exercises, and just let steroids do their thing. Really, look at their muscles, they have no definition. Athletes on steroids actually have that "beefy" complexion, these guys are fatties.
 
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So i saw this on facebook. Geez, it's barely passed a week (less if take his fake date of death)
 

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Iamalittleteapot said:
So i saw this on facebook. Geez, it's barely passed a week (less if take his fake date of death)
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It's coming from instagram.com/noodlesandbeef205 - and as SoRemote says, it's fake. No idea on the rationale behind it, probably just shit-stirring.

Just a couple of older links for those who've not seen them.

This Vimeo was created when he gave up his blog a couple years ago.
https://vimeo.com/169905001

Dylan's Vimeo channel - just tech stuff and his 'flagging' performances. Flagging is a... ehh... weird 'skill', popular in SF - gay guys rhythmically wave a couple of bright flags around.
https://vimeo.com/dylanhafertepen

A parody video was made pretty quickly - much longer than the 'goodbye' video and it's fucking hilarious.
https://vimeo.com/170244567
 
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Guli said:
https://www.quora.com/When-does-a-male-graduate-from-being-a-cub-to-being-a-bear

His full Quora.. it's on page one of googling his name so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://www.quora.com/profile/Dylan-Hafertepen
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Thanks for sharing these links. Small tip since he is in delete fucking everything mode right now, if you add ?share=1 to the end of Quora urls, you can archive them with archive.is

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"When does a male graduate from being a cub to being a bear?"
 
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And found a couple of much older videos of Tank/Jack on Vimeo from his channel
https://vimeo.com/user9281756

2011 - early twenties here I guess(?) - seems like a pretty normal young aussie lad - talks about his ambition to finish his BA and then join the Navy. There's a reference to N&B at the start.
https://vimeo.com/32128219

2012 - seems to have really immersed himself into a submissive pup mindset here and the difference in bearing is stark - he seems to hold himself and speak with much less confidence. He's started to adopt infantile mannerisms and talking about himself in the third person. Talking about a Master who doesn't seem to be N&B as he's referred to separately.
https://vimeo.com/55712672

2013 - talking about his poly relationship with N&B, who he now refers to as Master, and discussing another (unnamed) pup.
https://vimeo.com/62149973
 
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Dylan said:
A pozzed bottom who had been taking jizz up his ass from random people decides to join "cool guys" club to have bdsm orgies dies because he injected too much silicone/cooking oil.

I kinda don't feel any pitty for such people who make their life about perverted sex.


By the way, if they had been on steroids how did it come they had so sad doughy asses? Isn't it supposed to be their focus? I bet they just ate like pigs, did minimum physical exercises, and just let steroids do their thing. Really, look at their muscles, they have no definition. Athletes on steroids actually have that "beefy" complexion, these guys are fatties.
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That's because Dylan's fetish was all about being big, not fit. Probably wouldn't inject bullshit up the balls if he cared about fitness, either.
 
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Hey LGBT media, you really have one of two choices. You can either fucking cover this yourself in a way that might conceivably be sympathetic to your community while dragging the people who deserve it through the muck, or you can let people get their information from shitholes like here, which don't give a fuck about your community in the least.
 
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thebigbadwolfie said:
And found a couple of much older videos of Tank/Jack on Vimeo from his channel
https://vimeo.com/user9281756

2011 - early twenties here I guess(?) - seems like a pretty normal young aussie lad - talks about his ambition to finish his BA and then join the Navy. There's a reference to N&B at the start.
https://vimeo.com/32128219

2012 - seems to have really immersed himself into a submissive pup mindset here and the difference in bearing is stark - he seems to hold himself and speak with much less confidence. He's started to adopt infantile mannerisms and talking about himself in the third person. Talking about a Master who doesn't seem to be N&B as he's referred to separately.
https://vimeo.com/55712672

2013 - talking about his poly relationship with N&B, who he now refers to as Master, and discussing another (unnamed) pup.
https://vimeo.com/62149973
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Has someone archived these?
 
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