Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Maggots on a Train v2 said:
I know he gets a martyr's high out of these histrionic women, but they offer absolutely nothing else. If he didn't turn every single thing on the internet into a chance to whine, if he didn't antagonize people, maybe he would get better interactions.
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Whining is him plying his trade, he saw others like him(women) succeed by doing it. I also checked his Patreon income graph and he is going upwards by whining, so he won't stop that money making machine. The real comedy would come from him making enough that Becky demanded a cut.
 
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AnOminous said:
Jake appears to have been sleeping soundly after a long night of sending out bombs, happily waking up to the news.
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Tbh it would be very Jake to use one of the only methods of murder that doesn't require leaving the house or putting on pants. Maybe in another decade of Twitter-induced mania we will see the emergence of the Troonibomber.
 
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I can't believe 14 people liked that tweet. If you're gonna beg, just beg. There's always an attempted murder, or a car accident, or kids starving somewhere in the world. But don't start off with talking about the tragedy (which, in this case, isn't one- because no one was hurt) and then slide right into begging for toys. This is some CWC levels of entitlement.

Slick Bridges said:
Tbh it would be very Jake to use one of the only methods of murder that doesn't require leaving the house or putting on pants. Maybe in another decade of Twitter-induced mania we will see the emergence of the Troonibomber.
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I was going to say that it can't be him, because constructing a bomb takes some small amount of dexterity and skill but then again... none of them went off.
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Blue Jerkop said:
I can't believe 14 people liked that tweet.
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And yet only 3 shared it.

Jake's going to be seriously butthurt if the Gerber-Klein household doesn't get him something for his "observed birthday".
 
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The reason he identifies as a "girl" is that a petulant, spoiled teenage princess is the only person who could possibly get away with turning a failed terrorist attack attempt into a personal toy-begging expedition in the name of making her feel better in difficult times. Most girls didn't get that treatment at any point in their lifetimes, but a few pampered and privileged ones are entitled to the point of that level of shamelessness being encouraged.

Jake really doesn't think he should just be treated like any girl. He wants the kind of treatment the daughters of orthopedic surgeons and tech company executives get, with hundreds or thousands of dollars being spent every time he gets the sniffles.

Jake's ultimate role model:

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Abortions4All said:
The reason he identifies as a "girl" is that a petulant, spoiled teenage princess is the only person who could possibly get away with turning a failed terrorist attack attempt into a personal toy-begging expedition in the name of making her feel better in difficult times. Most girls didn't get that treatment at any point in their lifetimes, but a few pampered and privileged ones are entitled to the point of that level of shamelessness being encouraged.

Jake really doesn't think he should just be treated like any girl. He wants the kind of treatment the daughters of orthopedic surgeons and tech company executives get, with hundreds or thousands of dollars being spent every time he gets the sniffles.
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I dunno. I think if Jake had to choose between money and attention he would choose attention every time. Jake desperately wants to be an authority people defer to on something - anything - and if he could buy that status he'd probably rob a bank to get it.
 
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Can someone please give me a TLDR of Jake's last six months. I mainly binge watch Brianna Wu once every few months and Brianna provides lots of interest and a few surprises. I used to watch Jake nearly as closely but I ended up not being able to bother because it's just the same pretending to be trans on twitter with nothing else.

Has he done anything in the last 6 months to move from being a tranny on Twitter to actually be a tranny IRL? Is there anything interesting at all that's happened?
 
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Can someone please give me a TLDR of Jake's last six months. I mainly binge watch Brianna Wu once every few months and Brianna provides lots of interest and a few surprises. I used to watch Jake nearly as closely but I ended up not being able to bother because it's just the same pretending to be trans on twitter with nothing else.

Has he done anything in the last 6 months to move from being a tranny on Twitter to actually be a tranny IRL? Is there anything interesting at all that's happened?
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Has he done anything in the last 6 months? Apart from further alienate everybody on twitter where it's at the point where he is just furiously tweeting in to the void, no he has done nothing, absolutely nothing.

This picture accurately sums up Jake's last six months on Earth:
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Man, hitching his wagon to Becky is going to be what does him in, I think. It's really weird to me he doesn't see what it has already cost him (e.g. "friends" like Katherine Cross and Tanya Depass, like @Sissy Galvez said. You would think that someone as finely tuned to any slight that affects him would be able to successfully project his own trajectory through a social media scandal, but apparently not. It's a really weird blind spot of his. (But again, what it boils down to is that no one likes whiners.) As far as real friends, he shitcanned his online friendship with Dmol, who seemed like an actually decent and kind person who was interested in Jake, so I guess Jake gets what is coming to him (and no one deserves it more, IMO, unless it's Zoe herself getting what should be coming to her)
 
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