Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

[Farmhand Luke]

Rumor has it in the gay community that Dylan's trying to get out of Seattle and set up camp in Chicago.

I thought Portland would be the next step, but I guess that's too close to Seattle for him to head there right now. But I wouldn't be surprised if he goes there eventually after burning through another local community or two.

Here is a post from Dylan's blog about him leaving SF for Seattle, where he lists the cities he thought about moving to: Portland, Seattle, Austin, and Chicago. So, @MysticMisty, ding ding ding. Somebody get out there and warn the gay/BDSM/circuit party communities of Chicago, Portland, and Austin.

Earlier people were asking about his ethnicity, and while I don't give a shit about that, I found him talking about it. Here and here. He took a 23 and me that told him he's Polynesian so that gave him the right to get tribal tattoos and go around picking out bits of culture he liked. "I’m probably Maori and me constantly sticking my tongue out is actually a genetic birthright passed down by my warrior ancestors."

Perhaps most relevant, this isn't the first time Dylan has fucked up a scrotal injection. He describes in January of 2014 how he messed up his first saline injection, not sticking the needle all the way through the skin and ending up with like a saline blister on his nuts rather than a saline filled nutsack.

Spoiler: Failed Nut Injection

A year later, he made a post talking about the ways to embiggen your balls in which he mentions silicone now. I think images of that post have already been shared earlier in the thread. Notably, while he talks about silicone injections vaguely and hypothetically, and says how dangerous and risky they are, according to the posts by Jack/Tank, he had already convinced Jack to start getting silicone injections two months earlier.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I came into this thread thinking I could come up with something witty. Instead I'm just sad. RIP Jake.

 

[Water-T]

"I’m probably Maori and me constantly sticking my tongue out is actually a genetic birthright passed down by my warrior ancestors."

I'm rolling my eyes so hard, I can now see my brain stem.

 

[AJ 447]

Does anyone have any kind of access to an archive of Tank's instagram? It was under brandedbulltank I believe. I'm seeing some rumblings that there might have been proof on there that Dylan did the injections himself.

Doubtful. You can't archive instagram accounts, so someone would have needed to screenshot the exact post.

 

[thebigbadwolfie]

On moving to Chicago - in the last 'newsletter' email he sent out, Dylan wrote about a trip to Chicago in August. He mentioned meeting up with an ex (Royce) - and that he wondered if he'd moved to the wrong city (Seattle) but was reminded that "Chicago has some very harsh winters".

Note - this is the email that went out after it's been established that Tank had died.

Attached as a PDF...

 

[Misto]

I have been imagining, how would I explain this story to my (long departed) grandpa - the polyamory, the contract, the “pups” willingly putting themselves in this situation, the weird body shapes, the gorilla posture, the deaths, the furries and of course the ridiculous schlong and ballsack injections among all the other ridiculous things here - and I can just picture his look of concern when he becomes convinced I’ve lost all touch with reality. It’s just too out there. And yet here we are - thank you Internet!

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I'm not a prude by no means, but - what makes these people think it's alright to parade around in nothing but a jockstrap, outside of Pride festivities? I don't want to see a big, horny gorilla in a jockstrap while getting my daily coffee.

Negative rate me all you want.

 

[sibling issues]

you are not wrong, the gay community has lost it's way and has to clean house

 

[thebigbadwolfie]

I'm not a prude by no means, but - what makes these people think it's alright to parade around in nothing but a jockstrap, outside of Pride festivities? I don't want to see a big, horny gorilla in a jockstrap while getting my daily coffee.

I mean, for the most part they're dressed up like this at gay events, gay circuit parties etc. But yeah, it's bullshit and not all LGBT people like this stuff because it makes non-LGBT people think that's what we're all like.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I mean, for the most part they're dressed up like this at gay events, gay circuit parties etc. But yeah, it's bullshit and not all LGBT people like this stuff because it makes non-LGBT people think that's what we're all like.

I have a lot of friends and even family that are LGBT. Non of them are conservative gays either. So that's why I was a bit confused over the jockstraps because it's not typically the norm outside of Pride.

 

[sibling issues]

so i figured that i would add to the mix, everyone is talking about this...these were from his reddit..do with it as you will

 

[AnOminous]

I have a lot of friends and even family that are LGBT. Non of them are conservative gays either. So that's why I was a bit confused over the jockstraps because it's not typically the norm outside of Pride.

Seems like a muscle queer thing and not even that common there. This dude has really taken things to extremes and really the jockstrap shit is pretty minor in the grand scheme of sick shit he does.

 

[Thomas Paine]

We have a lot of new informants joining the farms because of this thread. Brings a new meaning to Gay Ops.

 

[sibling issues]

Seems like a muscle queer thing and not even that common there. This dude has really taken things to extremes and really the jockstrap shit is pretty minor in the grand scheme of sick shit he does.

the saddest part is that he is a predator in a vast sea of misery an mental issues. judging by the 12 - 14 he has recruited in his harem, there has to be enough mental issues to fill a fucking medical dictionary

We have a lot of new informants joining the farms because of this thread. Brings a new meaning to Gay Ops.

it probably goes to show the gravity of this man's actions is more than his ballsack

 

[The Un-Clit]

We have a lot of new informants joining the farms because of this thread. Brings a new meaning to Gay Ops.

And welcome newbies, wether you prefer the bun or the wiener makes no real difference here as long as you can provide or at least appreciate the strange blend of humor, shadenfreude, snark and even a little activism that is the product of these here lolcow farms. Just be careful not to over-share. That can go bad very quickly.

 

[ronneberg89]

On moving to Chicago - in the last 'newsletter' email he sent out, Dylan wrote about a trip to Chicago in August. He mentioned meeting up with an ex (Royce) - and that he wondered if he'd moved to the wrong city (Seattle) but was reminded that "Chicago has some very harsh winters".

Note - this is the email that went out after it's been established that Tank had died.

Attached as a PDF...

Gay community in Chicago isn't unaware of his bullshit. A visit of all carefree rainbows and parties doesn't reflect Chicago's real solid attitude. Even multiple people I know at the gym that he mentioned in his blog in Chicago knows about him and his ducklings, and that he's a narcissistic sociopath whose interests harm people physically and emotionally and even kill them. If he moves there, he will be treated accordingly. It doesn't matter where he moves, that piece of shit will face the consequences of his actions even harsher from this point forward. This shitstain isn't anything one can clean up by leaving social media and relocating. This shitstain will stay on him and his ducklings forever.

I wonder if the one of the main reasons why he has ducklings is because those ducklings are happy with the money situation. It just adds up another layer of shit on the pile.

 

[Tigerwatch]

I'm not a prude by no means, but - what makes these people think it's alright to parade around in nothing but a jockstrap, outside of Pride festivities? I don't want to see a big, horny gorilla in a jockstrap while getting my daily coffee.

Negative rate me all you want.

Any LGBT person who disagrees is a :deviant: as well. At pride festivals it's not even specifically about the sex appeal; it's mostly about having fun wearing ridiculous clothes you can't wear in public at any other time.

It's pretty obvious this guy gets off on subjecting other people to his fetishes. I guess it extends to the general populace seeing him and his pups' disgustingly oversized junk.

 

[sibling issues]

Gay community in Chicago isn't unaware of his bullshit. Even multiple people I know at the gym that he liked in Chicago knows about him and his ducklings, and that he's a narcissistic sociopath whose interests harm people physically and emotionally and even kill them. If he moves there, he will be treated accordingly. It doesn't matter where he moves, that piece of shit will face the consequences of his actions even harsher from this point forward.

I wonder if the one of the main reasons why he has ducklings is because those ducklings are happy with the money situation. It just adds up another layer of shit on the pile.

the chicago gay scene is at least smarter than the westcoast fags

 

[thebigbadwolfie]

I've pdf'd a load of the newsletters - was subscribed for the lols, so just sharing them here - I guess someone can add them to the front page if they're useful/interesting. There's a roundup of 2017 and all the newsletters sent out this year. Many mentions of Tank/Jack and what was going on between them.

https://filetransfer.io/data-package/JWZc4Yti

 

[thebigbadwolfie]

Any LGBT person who disagrees is a :deviant: as well. At pride festivals it's not even specifically about the sex appeal; it's mostly about having fun wearing ridiculous clothes you can't wear in public at any other time.

Agreed - the Gay/Queer "community" has lost its goddamned mind over this issue.

Gays have this runaway freight train sense of having to "come out" - and there's now a sense of having to be open and out about your kinks and fetishes. No-one can say anything as they're shut down by being accused of "kink shaming". But the majority of straight kinky fuckers don't feel the need to tell everyone about every single one of their fetishes so gays are wanting things that straights have sensibly and respectfully decided should be kept private. It's just egregious attention seeking and one-upmanship fuelled by social media - 'Who can be the most outrageous.'

The silicone mod "community" are especially retarded. There are many shoving huge amounts of the stuff in their nuts - all cheering each other on and validating each other. There's one dude in his thirties in Ohio with about 2 liters of the stuff - he maintains a tumblr - https://mcmeathead2.tumblr.com/ He actually seems like a fairly intelligent guy apart from the fetish, and in some of his posts he talks about why he's inflated his junk so large. But it's all seemingly a total cognitive brainfuck for him - he clearly likes being a "freak" - but then seems to hate it sometimes when people stare. It's like they think they're the same as women getting breast implants - neglecting to realise that women's tits come in a huge array of sizes, including mahoosive - and balls/dick don't generally look like you have a basketball in your pants.