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We all seem to be forgetting the function of a mail service is they generally arrive at the same time on the same day.

Dude, I once mailed something to Guam, and something locally, and the former arrived two weeks before the latter. USPS makes no guarantees that your package will even arrive, and is the world's greatest argument for why the government shouldn't manage healthcare.

All that aside, it still doesn't answer why the CNN package has no postmark, and why the one allegedly meant for Holder somehow returned to 777 Sawgrass the same day as the others were "delivered."

ETA: News you can use, on a different subject. Remember how the news media said that Trump calling out the Saudis for Khashoggi's death was problematic and the death was a big ol' nothingburger?

Looks like the Saudis are actually responsible.
 
The problem with this being "just some lone wolf idiot" is this:

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I can understand the ones in NY and maybe D.C. all being the same person, but look where else.

Was it three people? How convenient that the ones in Cali and Florida were right there, right on hand to do this.
Interesting.
I suppose I should elaborate.
My skepticism comes from a lack of information.
Like if it is the DNC behind the whole thing then who's all involved?
Is every Democrat/Left Wing bigshot in America involved in this literal IRL 24 hour gay op?
Or is it just a cabal within the DNC and everyone else is in the dark?
Or is it some rogue lower level Democrat group doing this on it's own initiative in a "Working towards the Fuhrer" way?
I could believe any of those theories.
And once again if this the DNC's last second Hail Mary to win the Midterms then A. its not going to work and B. they must be really rattled by things like the early voting results and the polls.
 
Honestly my take on the whole mail bomb thing is that its probably just some lone wolf idiot/idiot's doing it. No grand conspiracy about it.
Don't get me wrong I totally believe the DNC would be stupid and desperate enough to false flag themselves but at the moment I don't think its them.
Besides even if it is them I highly doubt this will end up giving them the desired result. Every thing I've seen so far has indicated that people are just shrugging this off and that the GOP hasn't any momentum nor have the Dems gained any.

Bearing that in mind, I think it still speaks to the collective mindset of Democrats for them to be in such a rush to spin this into an anti-trump narrative. Several prominent figures of their party were targeted in what could've been a legitimate threat on their lives and yet they can only see it as ammunition against Orange Voldermort. If it's just an unrelated prank, they come out looking pathetic. If it's an orchestrated false flag operation, they look pathetic, incompetent, and completely unscrupulous.
 
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It could mean you're a Democrat, or that you've experienced a sharp blow to the head recently.

Same thing at this point, really.
I’m also probably acting :autism: lol. I’m by no means a Democrat anymore.

I feel like a Bernie progressive could be the bomber since Schultz and Obama are frequent targets from them.
 
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If Trump is Putin's lapdog and they're working hand-in-hand, why would Russia need to tap his phones and listen in, exactly? Seriously, can you guys think about these plotholes for longer than two seconds before you publish an article?
 
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If Trump is Putin's lapdog and they're working hand-in-hand, why would Russia need to tap his phones and listen in, exactly? Seriously, can you guys think about these plotholes for longer than two seconds before you publish an article?

These leaks have already lead to noticable changes in Chinese policy. President Xi has reportedly begun eating 3 scoops of ice cream as dessert.
 
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If Trump is Putin's lapdog and they're working hand-in-hand, why would Russia need to tap his phones and listen in, exactly? Seriously, can you guys think about these plotholes for longer than two seconds before you publish an article?

Then Xi Xinping is doing a fucking shit job influencing US trade policy as they've continued down he tariffs path.
 
Why do I get the feeling that the bomb threats might stop the republicans from gaining momentum since the Kavanaugh shit show?
I wouldn't worry about it.
If this is the Democrats attempt to create their own "Kavanuagh moment" then 1. it's a really pathetic attempt and 2. it shows they clearly don't understand why the Kavanaugh accusations backfired on them so badly in the first place.
The Kavanaugh shit went down so badly and screwed the Dems because it was a unified attempt by the Dems and they all put their names on it. Making it easy for the GOP to use it as a rallying point.
"Crazed MAGA bomber attempts to bomb Dems and media figures and Trump is culpable because of his rhetoric" is nowhere near as good a talking or rallying point as "Democrats attempt to smear Kavanaugh with false rape accusations"
You can be sure that the usual suspects will try to spin this as "MAGA bombers fires up Democrat base at last second". But like pretty much all pro Democrat spin it won't reflect reality.
 
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If Trump is Putin's lapdog and they're working hand-in-hand, why would Russia need to tap his phones and listen in, exactly? Seriously, can you guys think about these plotholes for longer than two seconds before you publish an article?
It's so Putin can keep Trump in line, obviously.
 
More ridiculousness, only recently, the New York Times Reivew of Books asked five authors of the airport paperback thriller hack variety to imagine the next chapter of ORANGE MAN BAD's Presidency, i.e. being brought down by his RUSSIA TIES.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/23/books/review/trumps-next-chapter.html

So, the serious Paper of Record is on hand to regale readers with low-rent spy fiction about VLARNDALD BLURMPH finally getting got. Unlike their other fanfiction they regularly publish as "news" they actually label this as fiction.

Just a few samples, like from Scott "Generic Legal Thriller, $1.39 a pound" Turow

“I’ll beat this in the Senate, just like Clinton.”

“Mr. President,” said Mulvaney, “There are 22 Republican Senate seats up next year. Not all of them are eager to defend voting to keep you in office. A Senate acquittal is not guaranteed. And you’ll hand the Senate to the Democrats in the process, maybe with a filibuster-proof majority.”

Flood jumped in. “And an impeachment trial will not serve you well. The Democratic managers will force you to testify or plead the Fifth in public. And we’ve resisted the House subpoenas for your financial records, but Chief Justice Roberts will order those documents produced. The Russian transactions will create a very bad impression. After that, if you’re pardoned, New York State is almost certain to indict you for money laundering.”

He waited, then shook his heavy face solemnly again. For a long moment, no one spoke. Then Ivanka said quietly, “Dad, we’ll lose next November.”

He’d endured all this pretty calmly, but now he felt anger, his constant companion, flushing through him.

“That’s crap,” he said.

“Dad, your polls have never recovered from the Mueller report.”

“The polls said I’d lose last time. The only way the D’s win is if the Deep State rigs it. My people will riot.”

“Dad, the market is down. The tariffs and the deficit are slowing the economy. Kasich is ahead of you in New Hampshire. And Rubio will jump in, if Kasich wins. The party will tear itself apart. But if you sign this, Mike runs. He’s soothing. He’ll win. Otherwise, 15 months from now, a Democrat will be sitting in your chair, reversing everything you’ve accomplished, with a new A.G. investigating your pardon.”

He didn’t answer.

“And worst of all, Dad,” she said, “they’ll call you a loser. For the rest of your life, wherever we go, there will be crowds chanting, ‘Loser.’ The historians will say it.”

He let his eyes meet hers. She meant it.

“But this way,” she said, “when Mike wins, you win. You’re the winner.”

Or the next puerile spew from some Brit author, Zoe Sharp, who has written critically acclaimed but painfully standard books about the adventures of a STRONG FEMALE PROTAGANIST. A cold, professional Russian assassin is sent on a mission against BAD ORANGE MAN, staying at his hotel and like any cold professional, takes time to indulge in a juvenile tantrum against CHEETOHANDS HITLER

At 7 a.m., he showered. The bar of soap had the hotel name stamped into both sides. He made sure to wash his ass with it.

Then...

Around 11 p.m., his contact arrived. The man had been in deep cover for decades. In his briefcase was a bottle of Stolichnaya and a 9-millimeter Makarov semiautomatic pistol.

“There is no other way?” It was intended as a statement. It emerged as a question.

The contact shook his head. “When it comes out that he was handpicked at the highest possible level, our great nation will be the laughingstock of the world,” he said. “He must be silenced.”

They drank vodka until the early hours. The contact left for the airport. The Russian drank on alone. Throughout his career, he would have spent these hours going over the plan, the escape route. This time, there was no escape route — only honor. And death.

At 7 a.m., he showered. The bar of soap had the hotel name stamped into both sides. He made sure to wash his ass with it. Then he shaved and ate a last room-service breakfast. He dressed in the porter’s uniform that had been obtained for him, tucking the Makarov into the back of his waistband.

When it was time, he went downstairs, took his place in the lobby before the entourage appeared. The hotel staff had been lined up to see their boss, the president, go by. A few of them applauded. Most did not.

The president didn’t seem to notice. He waved, in his desultory fashion. The Secret Service agents clustered around him, ushered him toward the armored limo idling outside at the curb.

The Russian waited until they were a few steps past before he drew the gun. He sighted on the center of the president’s back, and squeezed the trigger.

The Makarov misfired.

The Secret Service agent at the president’s shoulder heard the click, spun into a crouch. He registered the scene instantly, drawing his own weapon with razor-edge reflexes.

The Russian tasted failure. He closed his eyes and waited to pay the cost.

It did not come.

He opened his eyes. The Secret Service agent stood before him, presenting his Glock, butt first.

“Here,” the agent said politely. “Use mine. …”

*Teleports Behind DRUMPF* "Heh, nothing personnel, kid"

THen from the author of Red Sparrow comes this generic but also clumsily written trash

Sergei Naryshkin of the S.V.R., the sly fox in the room, casually leaned toward his microphone. “Tovarishch President, do these American predations mean our own activniye meropriyatiya, our own active measures, against the Americans will be discontinued? As you know, my service is poised to log significant operational success against a number of targets in the United States. You are already familiar with the success we have enjoyed against the American N.R.A. as a result of the excellent work of the illegal Butina.”

"For as you know, Tovarisch President - Comrade President - ve Russian spies often translate phrases of our own language into English vhen speaking amongst ourselves, da- yes?"

Putin stood up and headed for the door to his private office. He turned and pointed at his chief spook.

“Continue the phishing operation to penetrate the firewalls of The New York Times. Continue to collect the I.P. addresses, logins and passwords of Mueller’s entire staff and hack into their servers. We shall soon see whether the Americans have the stomach for a second Cold War.”

If this were any more cartoonish Putin would be ordering them to finally take down moose and squirrel.

Next, THE PEE PEE TAPE IS REAL (if you believe)

What little audio there is — aside from heavy breathing — is innocuous. He mocks the room, saying only a “terrible, no-class president who doesn’t know from luxury” would settle for such accommodations. He tells the women: “My hotels are so much better, they’re the best, they’re beautiful, come to the United States, I’ll show you what real luxury is.” Not a grave insult, but grave enough, apparently. The tape, as I tried to signal in an interview earlier this year, does not prove collusion, only the possibility of collusion. So why did someone send it to me? That’s the question I asked myself, but it was the wrong question.

I am trained in intelligence. And I believe what I always said, that the mass collection of data is not only illegal, it’s ineffectual. Much of the information we need has already been gathered, via legal sources, or it’s hiding in plain sight. The thumb drive was dropped on my doorstep on June 1, 2015. It was not the contents of the drive but the timing of the delivery that mattered. Donald Trump announced his candidacy two weeks later. Putin didn’t need to collude to make him president, but he needed to blackmail him into running.

And as much as Trump tried to tank it, he simply couldn’t. That’s how incompetent he is, how little he understands about the voters whose hatred he courted and stoked, the so-called deplorables whom he secretly considers losers. The joke was on the United States. Russia chose our president and they chose a fool. Because he made fun of a room at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.

And from another one of those guys whose big chunky paperbacks fill racks at supermarkets and airports, Joseph Finder

He should be feeling good. Even the fake-news polls showed him 15 points ahead of Pocahontas. The White House would be his for another four-plus years. Way past time for some serious renovation.

But his new press secretary was weak. The fake news media was obsessed with Russia, and his guy would never punch back like Sarah used to. Maybe it was time to replace him.

He remembered something Putin had told him in Helsinki, about how he’d fired his chief of staff, Ivanov. He’d said to the guy: “Sergei Borisovich, have you done the job I asked you to do? No? Well, God gives, and God takes away.”

He liked that Russian proverb. God gives, and God takes away. That was their version of You’re Fired! He gave his pompadour another good long spray so it was lacquered into place.

Again, this is just another instance of a so-called serious media establishment wetting their pants. All of this nonsense is about as mature and stable as people constantly going on about how we're living in The Handmaid's Tale or under Cheetohands Voldemort and the resistance are the plucky students at Hogwarts, and all of that piffle.
 
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