Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

Agreed - the Gay/Queer "community" has lost its goddamned mind over this issue.

Gays have this runaway freight train sense of having to "come out" - and there's now a sense of having to be open and out about your kinks and fetishes. No-one can say anything as they're shut down by being accused of "kink shaming". But the majority of straight kinky fuckers don't feel the need to tell everyone about every single one of their fetishes so gays are wanting things that straights have sensibly and respectfully decided should be kept private. It's just egregious attention seeking and one-upmanship fuelled by social media - 'Who can be the most outrageous.'

The silicone mod "community" are especially exceptional. There are many shoving huge amounts of the stuff in their nuts - all cheering each other on and validating each other. There's one dude in his thirties in Ohio with about 2 liters of the stuff - he maintains a tumblr - https://mcmeathead2.tumblr.com/ He actually seems like a fairly intelligent guy apart from the fetish, and in some of his posts he talks about why he's inflated his junk so large. But it's all seemingly a total cognitive brainfuck for him - he clearly likes being a "freak" - but then seems to hate it sometimes when people stare. It's like they think they're the same as women getting breast implants - neglecting to realise that women's tits come in a huge array of sizes, including mahoosive - and balls/dick don't generally look like you have a basketball in your pants.


we live in a time where the LGBT demands us to accept us, however the moment you question them will be used every single buzzword under the sun.
 
Not even gone a full week and already has a back up twitter recently activated this month.
 

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There's one dude in his thirties in Ohio with about 2 liters of the stuff - he maintains a tumblr - https://mcmeathead2.tumblr.com/

:offtopic: Some people have asked where Dylan and his harem get pants and underwear that fit them and this guy says he's buys his from cut2medesigns, a company that makes shorts and underwear and such and offers them in gigantic sizes for people like them. If your balls are too big even for their largest size, you can send them your measurements and get clothes that are custom-made for you.:offtopic:

Not even gone a full week and already has a back up twitter recently activated this month.
Is there any other proof this is his and not a random account? The account itself is empty and I don't know who that one person mentioning it is. Are they related to him in some way?
 
"I think that over the next 10 years or so that, I’m only 26 now and I still have some more adulting to do in my time and while our relationship matures, it also means that we’re going to have to start facing sort of more grown up relationship questions as well. For example, when it comes to power of medical attorney in the case of if one of us were to get hurt or as far as the division of property in the events that, heaven forbid, one of us were to die, or in the acquisition of property if we were to come together and buy a house together, what that would look like as far as buying a property goes." -Tank Hafertepen
http://internationalpupplay.com/asia-pacific/pup-tank/ | Archive

That transcript was taken from this Youtube video by GPUP Alpha. It has since been removed.
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Tank was fully devoted to this madman. What a folly.
 
:offtopic: Some people have asked where Dylan and his harem get pants and underwear that fit them and this guy says he's buys his from cut2medesigns, a company that makes shorts and underwear and such and offers them in gigantic sizes for people like them. If your balls are too big even for their largest size, you can send them your measurements and get clothes that are custom-made for you.:offtopic:


Is there any other proof this is his and not a random account? The account itself is empty and I don't know who that one person mentioning it is. Are they related to him in some way?

No and I was the one that found the account there in a search for NoodlesandBeef on the twitter site. The name popped up during the search and it's far too convenient to be someone else I think. Could possibly be a snoop account to see what everyone's saying about him while staying hidden.
 
I'm not a prude by no means, but - what makes these people think it's alright to parade around in nothing but a jockstrap, outside of Pride festivities? I don't want to see a big, horny gorilla in a jockstrap while getting my daily coffee.

Negative rate me all you want.

Because they are sick fetichists, well Dylan definitely seems to be the one pushing it so. But seriously it is so messed up, though it seems that they wear regular clothes outside (I assume?) only really the jockstrap thing in clubs/at home. Still doesn't take away from how messed up it is. Then again its SF right? Or at least they used to live in a really "gay area" so who knows what's considered appropriate at those crazy places.
 
I wonder if the one of the main reasons why he has ducklings is because those ducklings are happy with the money situation. It just adds up another layer of shit on the pile.
A lot of people are assuming this, that this was a big sugar daddy situation, considering that Dylan made something like 200k a year plus the same amount in stock, so like 400k a year, according to Jack/Tank in 2017, but looking over Jack's blog and the blogs of his other pups, I really don't think that was the case. Dylan made all his pups pay rent, and expected them to buy him gifts and take him out on dates and surprise him with lunches at work, and they weren't using his money for those things, they were using their own. If they didn't buy him enough gifts to show him enough affection, they would be punished it seems, emotionally and BDSM wise. And while it seems like one of the perks, if you will, of their relationship with him was getting to go with him on all his adventures to parties and cruises and vacations, I get the feeling he wasn't paying their way for all these things, he was making them use their money and their savings to pay their way to accompany him on these trips. I get that feeling because Jack's finances don't really make sense any other way.

There was, of course, the part about finances in the contract that Jack posted from 2012, in which it explicitly states that Dylan is to control all the money:

Finances:

A pup is to relinquish his salary to his Master, who will ensure the money is securely saved. Every week/fortnight a pup will get an allowance loaded onto a prepaid card, this allowance will be both based upon the pup’s performance and anticipated needs in the coming weeks. Master has the right to view his pup’s transaction history at any time.

Dylan made attempts to downplay this financial domination aspect of his relationships, like in this newsletter. He claims he's uncomfortable with financial domination, right beneath a photo of Angus handing over his money to him. Instead of accepting the money, he says he calls it the "Master fund" which is used for taking him out on dates. So, y'know, he's still basically accepting their money. This was the week after Angus had been flown out to Seattle, so he most likely had no job. And Dylan is like, I'm not comfortable taking your money, but I will direct you to spend it on me, and first lemme get a picture of you giving it to me for my newsletter cuz that's hot.

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Jack addressed the financial issue a couple of times on his blog, and made it sound like he got a lot of questions about that. Probably since he previously posted that contract above. I believe both of these are from around February 2016. The earlier one might have been 2015. Given how much it seemed like Dylan directed Jack to make certain blog posts, I wouldn't be surprised if these questions were answered at Dylan's direction.

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A workable budget, that's good for saving money. And in February of 2016, he had a few thousand dollars saved. Yet, when he leaves Dylan more than a year later, he still only has $3000 in savings. So, yeah, like I said, I think Dylan made them use their saved money to pay for doing things with him. Jack even mentions the savings being used for travel, so all those trips around the world? Dylan had them use their own saving for that, so that they'd never have enough money saved up to leave him. And if Dylan did pay for anything of theirs, like trips or gifts or anything, if they tried to leave him he'd hold it over their heads, like they were loans. I think it's already been posted in the thread how Dylan harassed Jack with venmo money requests when they were broken up (at the same time he sent that newsletter saying he's not comfortable with fin dom) and ultimately sued Jack for money he never agreed to pay, which successfully got Jack to meet with him again so he could love bomb him and draw him back into the pup cult.

So yeah, Dylan's not a sugar daddy so to speak, and definitely not comfortable with financial domination, except in situations where he can use it to harass his pups and prevent them from leaving him.
 
Agreed - the Gay/Queer "community" has lost its goddamned mind over this issue.

Gays have this runaway freight train sense of having to "come out" - and there's now a sense of having to be open and out about your kinks and fetishes. No-one can say anything as they're shut down by being accused of "kink shaming". But the majority of straight kinky fuckers don't feel the need to tell everyone about every single one of their fetishes so gays are wanting things that straights have sensibly and respectfully decided should be kept private. It's just egregious attention seeking and one-upmanship fuelled by social media - 'Who can be the most outrageous.'

The silicone mod "community" are especially exceptional. There are many shoving huge amounts of the stuff in their nuts - all cheering each other on and validating each other. There's one dude in his thirties in Ohio with about 2 liters of the stuff - he maintains a tumblr - https://mcmeathead2.tumblr.com/ He actually seems like a fairly intelligent guy apart from the fetish, and in some of his posts he talks about why he's inflated his junk so large. But it's all seemingly a total cognitive brainfuck for him - he clearly likes being a "freak" - but then seems to hate it sometimes when people stare. It's like they think they're the same as women getting breast implants - neglecting to realise that women's tits come in a huge array of sizes, including mahoosive - and balls/dick don't generally look like you have a basketball in your pants.
That mcmeathead guy got chased off Tumblr and made this post a week ago: http://archive.is/CjaJ5
 
Meantime on the possible is-this-in-bad-taste-and-too-soon LOL department...

... has anyone considered that this was just another request of Tank/Jack to modify his body from his Master, you know, to climb into this?

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The ultimate in extreme body mods.

And I am wondering if Dylan will eventually have a collection of these, engraved with pup names.
 
For someone in tech, you'd think Dylan would be smarter than to use the same handle across all of his social media, but attention whores like him would rather make sure he got maximum followers and asspats. Ooops!

Guess you're not too keen on getting attention now, Noodlesandbeef?
 
considering that Dylan made something like 200k a year plus the same amount in stock, so like 400k a year, according to Jack/Tank in 2017

Regarding Dylan's income levels - I am hugely skeptical about the $200k or $400k figure coming from his job. He's a UX Designer - not particularly revealing power level to say this is broadly my industry too, so I have a very rough idea of the sorts of salaries around. Even for a company like Adobe with deep pockets, anything near $200k would be a major stretch, even at a senior level. Maybe he could be getting up to the $150k level, but even that I doubt - maybe if he was contracting - but then he wouldn't have the job title of "Senior User Experience Designer". Something around the $100k mark would seem more realistic. UX designer is not a particularly technical role - you need to be a programmer to get the big bucks.

Of course I could be way off the mark. As for stock - most of his employments are between a year or two - I don't know how much stock options you can accrue in that small amount of time.

His job record on linkedin, also, is seriously fucking sketchy. Every single position he's listed overlaps the one before and after by huge periods of time. Apparently he was Creative Director of FWD.us at the same time as being Senior User Experience Designer at Adobe.

Considering the sort of narcissism he routinely displays - I wouldn't be surprised to find out it's all a pack of lies - or he gets bankrolled by bank of Mom and Dad somehow. Or alternatively the $200k figure is the household income of the whole group.


That mcmeathead guy got chased off Tumblr and made this post a week ago: http://archive.is/CjaJ5

And in that post he's still encouraging people to 'start their own silicone journey' (paraphrased) - he goes on about multiple deaths and JUST DOESN'T SEE THE FUCKING PROBLEM. Never mind that your partner left you because you mutilated yourself. Never mind that you've moved twice now and as far as I can tell find it very challenging to get employment. Never mind that you get constant complaints from other gym members about your displays and videos you make in the changing room and while working out. Never mind that people are dying and getting very sick - nope, ignore all that and encourage people to follow you. What a misguided idiot.
 
Considering the sort of narcissism he routinely displays - I wouldn't be surprised to find out it's all a pack of lies - or he gets bankrolled by bank of Mom and Dad somehow.
You make a lot of good points, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was lying about his finances. About his parents, though, it doesn't appear that they were rich. He describes them in this post, in which he's answering a question about why all his pups are white. Of course, you have to assume he's not lying about them.

Me: Raised by poor, divorced, alcoholic parents. Kicked out at 18. Couch surfed community college. Short in height, scrawny in appearance, uselessly large cock.

He does mention in that same post about how, rather than enjoying doming white dudes, he likes doming dudes bigger than himself, but the first thing he mentions about his pups is "High socio-economic status." So he may well have seen his pups and their money as a boon to him. That would explain making them pay rent, wanting them to buy him things, and financially dominating them. If he had control over their bank cards like Jack said he did, and required them to give him money for the trips he'd take them on, he could have used that position to further funnel their money to him, even without having them directly hand everything over to him.
 
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uselessly large cock.

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Also I've been wondering, are there silicone implants available to make your dick and balls bigger, similar to implants for breasts? I know that people get small implants like beads and ridges but I've never heard of ones to make them bigger. I know that silicone breasts implants can and do burst, but at least it isn't free silicone.

Is free silicone injection more popular because it's cheaper and much less invasive, or is there a reason you can't put larger implants in your balls and dick?
 
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