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Didn't we already have tread about throwing money at dsp - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/is-giving-dsp-money-in-troll-subs-worth-it.35659/
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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there are like 20 of them but fuckers in this subforum talk about the same shit every 2-3 months
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So which do we use?
Edit: also I apologize for kinda starting the whole ordeal. Someone brought it up (again) in the form of two tweets, and I said the same thing I always do in regards to troll cheering. I had no idea that jabroni was gonna take it in the direction that he did. Also I’m apparently protected by the mods. It’s all s conspiracy and he found me out!
Edit: also I apologize for kinda starting the whole ordeal. Someone brought it up (again) in the form of two tweets, and I said the same thing I always do in regards to troll cheering. I had no idea that jabroni was gonna take it in the direction that he did. Also I’m apparently protected by the mods. It’s all s conspiracy and he found me out!
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It's the dawning of a new 2-3 months so the newest one.
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Also, kinda hard not to talk about the same shit when Phil is as boring as he has been lately.
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So Phil gave his opinion about the paid shill State of Decay tweet just now, if he regrets it or whatever.
He says that anyone that was streaming it early wasn't a shill but anyone who was playing it early and making money / getting views is a shill because they're creating a false hype, it's an elitist practice, yadda yadda yadda. Essentially, it's fine if you get the game early but if you make money then that upsets Phil because it's totally elitist and certainly not because he's upset he's not getting any of that money which he thinks by rights belongs to him as the biggest gamer of all time.
It was also funny when he was saying about how some people who replied to his dumbass tweet he could have ripped a new asshole with his scathing tweets about how they're paid shills but didn't because he didn't want to cause any drama (bit fucking late). It really struck me as the guy boasting in the bar afterwards saying "yeah I could have totally decked that guy I just didn't cus my arm's tired". Even online, Phil is so spineless he waits until the drama has long died down before snarking that actually he was totally right all along.
He says that anyone that was streaming it early wasn't a shill but anyone who was playing it early and making money / getting views is a shill because they're creating a false hype, it's an elitist practice, yadda yadda yadda. Essentially, it's fine if you get the game early but if you make money then that upsets Phil because it's totally elitist and certainly not because he's upset he's not getting any of that money which he thinks by rights belongs to him as the biggest gamer of all time.
It was also funny when he was saying about how some people who replied to his dumbass tweet he could have ripped a new asshole with his scathing tweets about how they're paid shills but didn't because he didn't want to cause any drama (bit fucking late). It really struck me as the guy boasting in the bar afterwards saying "yeah I could have totally decked that guy I just didn't cus my arm's tired". Even online, Phil is so spineless he waits until the drama has long died down before snarking that actually he was totally right all along.
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Who is he even talking to? I haven't read a single review saying that people need to play RDR2 in order to be considered a real gamer. This is just another example of Phil creating a narrative that doesn't exist and taking a stand so he can look like he's standing up for the common man. Of course, he does this right before the release of a major game, almost like he's hoping some fool believes him and gives him money for his brave tweet. What a sleaze.
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Kermit the Frog
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That looks like hyperbole to me, but I guess people want to get outraged and virtue signal over anything these days.
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It's really important to note here just how angry and jealousy-driven this little rant was. In short, it's a good thing Phil's too lazy to use a greenscreen because he would have disappeared as he talked.
It also included the line "Those people only play games to make money." Don't think too hard on the hypocrisy of that line--you will actually hear your brain cells committing suicide.
Meech
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Way to do exactly what the guy wanted and talk about his review Dave.
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"If you ever made a TIHYDP, or ever made a troll video, you should be FUCKING ASHAMED, because today you almost got me killed. Yes, you!"
EDIT: Should clarify for posterity, this is him right after he got SWATed.
Also, shit I missed one of the moralfags. Oh well, they'll probably show up in the Khet thread like the rest of 'em
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“I get paid to play the shitty game, you paid to play the shitty game! That’s the difference!”
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I read it as his attempt to convince his fans to not play RDR2 so they have to watch him play, and since they have that $60 to spare taxes are coming and he's really worried about it.
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So Dave wants a drama free stream and talks about his "rules" when it comes to streaming, one being dont talk about detractor!
Note: Only quotes in "" are literally!
1st cheer:
When you stop making videos for YT, do you think that you videos will remain on the internet long after you left?
Phil:
The detractors are so obssesed with me because after all the abuse they throw at me im still here after 10 years and when i'm gone they will have nowhere to go!
He makes the entire answer about people hating on him.
2nd cheer:
It is a shame people dont take your back injury serious!
Phil:
Yeah, at one point it became so bad that i stopt going to tournaments and it is the reason i started doing videos on YT. Most people are not as lucky as me, i moved to a better climate where things are more near by like eeeeh the garage and i dont have to carry lots of stuff, so my back is pretty much healed, unlike so many others who are so unlucky.
Hold on!
Phil: Who ever wrote it and the editor should be punished for it, everyone on Metacritic should be punished for it.
Phil: Perhaps, but as a professional journalist you can not write like that, it is not only unprofessional, it is also very dangerous because it makes people ignore other games because Metcritic said im not a real gamer if i dont, as a journalist you must write facts and your experience of the game, you may not write very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very subjective opionions like that.
Did he just claim that everyone on the planet is stupid and belives everything they read to the letter?
AGoodRPG:
Do you think they said so because they were paid off?
Phil:
I'm not going to say YES!!!, but i'm not going to say no. I don't know what happens behind the scenes, but we all know how it works, big news outlet gets pre-release early copies of the game and write favorite reviews of them because of it. I said it before and say it again, we don't need early pre-released early copies ever again, they were only needed when you had to print the review on paper and we don't need it now because we have the internet, it is a archaic thing that should not exist in 2018 because it creates a elitist group of people who thinks that they are the chosen few because they get the game early, it is business cheating when they get the game early and makes thousands of thousands of dollars.
Remember earlier this year, i was phrasing it wrong on Twitter, State of Decay 2 was released A WEEK EARLY, A WEEK EARLY, to a few and they werent allowed to say anything negative about it. People only bought the game, which was worse then SD1, because they seen these people play it early.
Wait a few days before buying a game and you will hear people talk about it and review it honestly.
Phil:
WHY? THAT IS A INSULT! THAT IS A FUCKING INSULTING! There are tons of reason as to why people can still be a gamer and play it later or not be into western or not be in a coma, it is extreamly INSULTING to everyone to say that. Who the fuck are you to say that to very gamer on the planet? By the way, this is coming from someone who used to say stupid shit like that, but i learned my lesson and i changed my ways.
Some bonuses!
Note: Only quotes in "" are literally!
1st cheer:
When you stop making videos for YT, do you think that you videos will remain on the internet long after you left?
Phil:
The detractors are so obssesed with me because after all the abuse they throw at me im still here after 10 years and when i'm gone they will have nowhere to go!
He makes the entire answer about people hating on him.
2nd cheer:
It is a shame people dont take your back injury serious!
Phil:
Yeah, at one point it became so bad that i stopt going to tournaments and it is the reason i started doing videos on YT. Most people are not as lucky as me, i moved to a better climate where things are more near by like eeeeh the garage and i dont have to carry lots of stuff, so my back is pretty much healed, unlike so many others who are so unlucky.
Hold on!
- I thought he stopped because the FGC forced him away because they didnt like how honest and outspoken he is?
- What happened with his back injury being so serious it needed surgery that was yet to be invented?
Phil: Who ever wrote it and the editor should be punished for it, everyone on Metacritic should be punished for it.
Phil: Perhaps, but as a professional journalist you can not write like that, it is not only unprofessional, it is also very dangerous because it makes people ignore other games because Metcritic said im not a real gamer if i dont, as a journalist you must write facts and your experience of the game, you may not write very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very subjective opionions like that.
Did he just claim that everyone on the planet is stupid and belives everything they read to the letter?
AGoodRPG:
Do you think they said so because they were paid off?
Phil:
I'm not going to say YES!!!, but i'm not going to say no. I don't know what happens behind the scenes, but we all know how it works, big news outlet gets pre-release early copies of the game and write favorite reviews of them because of it. I said it before and say it again, we don't need early pre-released early copies ever again, they were only needed when you had to print the review on paper and we don't need it now because we have the internet, it is a archaic thing that should not exist in 2018 because it creates a elitist group of people who thinks that they are the chosen few because they get the game early, it is business cheating when they get the game early and makes thousands of thousands of dollars.
- Everyone dont have time to wait 6 month on you finishing and reviewing a game Phil...
Remember earlier this year, i was phrasing it wrong on Twitter, State of Decay 2 was released A WEEK EARLY, A WEEK EARLY, to a few and they werent allowed to say anything negative about it. People only bought the game, which was worse then SD1, because they seen these people play it early.
- No Dave, you called people liars and paid shills on twitter and when people answered back you ran away crying about it.
Wait a few days before buying a game and you will hear people talk about it and review it honestly.
- Honest or subjectivly Dave? You dont review games after a few days, you do it when your finished 1-2 months later.
- So tell us Dave, how many games do you buy before you heard any reviews of them?
- What happend to "Im the only honest guy online, only listen to me!"? No you dont wanna lead anyone around...
Phil:
WHY? THAT IS A INSULT! THAT IS A FUCKING INSULTING! There are tons of reason as to why people can still be a gamer and play it later or not be into western or not be in a coma, it is extreamly INSULTING to everyone to say that. Who the fuck are you to say that to very gamer on the planet? By the way, this is coming from someone who used to say stupid shit like that, but i learned my lesson and i changed my ways.
- That is only insulting to the RETARDED LITTLE KIDS who belives what he wrote literally.
- Congrats, you just demanded that all gamers out there should buy and play the game, how is it better?
Some bonuses!
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this whole subforum has been one autistic ride
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. he is shocked by getting to play the son. and even goes onto call it great "game design" rather than story.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. he is shocked by getting to play the son. and even goes onto call it great "game design" rather than story.
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