Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

His use of LARPing was the most out of touch with internet terms. I get what he was trying to say (I think) by implying we were paranoid or making up him having socks on here, but that's such a stretch for the term. Usually it's used in reference to someone posing as something they aren't. Greer LARPing as a lawyer/song writer, Wu LARPing as a politician, Potato Phil LARPing as an antifa soldier etc. Him constantly saying shit like we're LARPing him in his thread, especially when he follows it up by talking about a-logging just shows how out of touch he is, which is honestly kind of baffling considering how much time he dedicates to his online circles. Like, it is "hacker known as 4 chan" levels of not getting it.

It's a relatively small thing, but it really sums up Bryan so well. He only cares about fitting in and sitting at the popular internet kid table. He's the kind of person that laughs at an inside joke despite everyone around him knowing he doesn't get it, but then he manages to take it one step further by not only repeating that joke to try and fit in, but he pretends to be the originator or make it seem like he was involved in the original in some way. I'm sure if that conversation had continued on the stream, he'd have eventually resorted to his usual tactic of spewing outdated and unrelated memes. It's almost impressive how, despite obsessing and trying to throw himself into so many internet cultures, he's barely above illiterate tech grandpa in terms of understanding online culture.
 
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He's the kind of person that laughs at an inside joke despite everyone around him knowing he doesn't get it, but then he manages to take it one step further by not only repeating that joke to try and fit in, but he pretends to be the originator or make it seem like he was involved in the original in some way.

Often while using it wrong, as if he half understood the KYM definition but was too autistic to grasp how people usually use it.
 

null deleted the stream. i dont know why because i missed it.

since bry's online presence and exceptionalism has been reduced primarily to his participation in livestream chats, it would probably be good to always include info about the stream, a link to it maybe wit the timestamp especially if there's some interaction w/ the streamer that followed up. a screencap of a square of text by the exceptional detective is kinda vague.
 
Figures he would delete it as it’s the first time he’s done that since he started pretty much...

Or maybe YT pulled the stream. I dunno.

For those that missed it, Null said, “King Of Pol is in the chat saying (message), well Bryan, how about you call in and we hear both at the same time you fucking faggot?”
 

3) People speculating on which internet rando is a sock not only bogs down content gathering and discussion, it also makes Bryan look like he's right. Remember, his main argument is that he's a normal dude who's been unfairly designated as a cow because we're obsessed with him, and what better proof of that than people lifting the tarp off every other poster, hoping to find a new Bryan sock to cyberbowled for a few pages?

If you have any suspicions about a user being a sock or a cow, just use the report function. Mods will always be a help in these situations, and it's more discreet than starting slapfights.
 
You're implying a lot here, the most egregious implication being that Bryan is capable of adapting.

This. Bryan is absolutely horrible at socking. He's had, what, 5 or 6 socks discovered because of the exact same writing style/bringing up the same subjects. You can tell he gets way too invested/emotional in his posts so he's unable to mask a lot of his Bryanisms. I can only speak for myself, but it is really less the specific spellings and what not and more the general attitude/subjects being brought up. The spelling and other weird Bryan ticks like meme posting or revenge rating just confirm it. With his last (I think, hard to keep track) sock, the biggest indicator was him randomly jumping into the DSP thread to aggressively promote the BSV = Tut theory. If he hadn't been so insistent he probably could have passed as just some rando with a theory, but the way he got invested and then tried to backtrack and imply he didn't care and just so happened to read BSV's thread and had the idea was a dead giveaway.

Actually, I guess that's the biggest Bryan flag. Because he's so invested, he can't let things go from months ago, so his socks ultimately reveal themselves by drudging up details and conversations nobody else cares about and then insisting he just happened to skim those details while casually reading 250 pages of posts. It isn't unheard of for people to binge read an interesting thread, especially if it is a cow with a deep history like Greer or Wu who every so often get featured. But, those posters at most make a few passing comments like "I can't believe this happened X months ago" to highlight some of the biggest things, but then they start discussing the most recent stuff because they're smart enough not to dredge up conversations from months ago, but they also don't have the same obsessive investment as Bryan, so by the time they reach the end of the thread, they've forgotten or at least lost interest in the earlier stuff and just want to discuss the most recent cow behavior.
 
If all the people who are not Bryan socks left this thread for abit the only people posting here would be socks, saying things like "Even though Bryan is a bit of a sped I think he's funny sometimes". Over a thousand pages or so they become bolder and bolder until he is unanimously voted King of Kiwifarms in a /poll/.
 
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I am glad he found /pol/ first. It would have been too exceptional to have to deal with king of kiwifarms
Have they ever liked him? I've never seen anyone there say anything about him.
He seems like a child who thought the board was funny and decided to call himself the king, despite nobody caring who he is. I think his overwhelming gayness alone is enough to disqualify him without even getting into the faggotry on top of it.
 
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