Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[CWCissey]

He'll probably call them filthy, thieving Jews first.

Nah, he thought Anne Frank was hot, remember?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Political alignment shifted again today:

What this proves is anyone's guess.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Spoiler

The moment Russell knew the Libertarian party represented his plights.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

Russhole wrote a holocaust movie? I feel bad for the producers that he's going to sue for rejecting his amazing script. I don't think there is a market for Holocaust Porno films in Hollywood, Russ.

You really need to read it to appreciate how godawful it is; iirc, he portrays it more like a summer camp than a concentration camp with the guards as lovable overseers who look after the Jewish prisoners, hold dances for them, and act as matchmakers.

(correct me if I'm wrong, I couldn't read more than a few pages before my brain begged me to stop)

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

New Russhole wrote a holocaust movie? I feel bad for the producers that he's going to sue for rejecting his amazing script. I don't think there is a market for Holocaust Porno films in Hollywood, Russ.

He wrote it ages ago, and as far as I know, not even he was expecting a holocaust script to help get him laid, since it apparently wasn't worth suing anyone over.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

That new bio is even more cringy than the last. Good job, Russell.

I see he didn't update his 'employment' lol

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So it's not Tay- Tay as Ilsa, the Wicked Warden? Disappointing.

 

[TitusOvid]

Lol, Russ who wants the government to force pop stars to have disclaimers on things they do is a libertarian. This is a perfect example of his abject low IQ - he thinks he is a libertarian because he wants to legalize prostitution which can be a result of libertarianism but not a major facet of the ideology. The fact that most of his other pursuits run completely contrary to what libertarianism is about doesn't occur to him.

 

[ConSluttant]

I'm unable to go into detail, however my personal NPD tard is equally as fond of threatening/undertaking frivilous legal action (with their submissions to court being equally as longwinded and autistic as anything Russ has submitted, they've also studied a little law and believe themselves to be the equivalent of a legal professional), believes the rules they expect other people to be bound by don't actually apply to them, has an equally poor view of women and anyone else they feel are beneath them (which is basically everyone), has an overblown sense of their own attractiveness (they also class themselves as a hard 10), abilities and importance (everyone must focus on them and pay close attention and pay homage to everything they do), likes to rewrite history in their favor and to top it all off, they also obsessively sperge about their 'disabilities' and their plights.

The parallels are truly fascinating.

JFC! There's MORE of them out there? I thought my personal NPD tard was a one-off. Apparently not. I'm not sure if I feel relief that I'm not the only one who has to deal with one, or if I feel nauseated that I'm not the only one who has to deal with one. Could be meat, could be cake. Meat cake!

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

haha for a SECOND I thought that Russ was going to say "Wow, this really shows how the rights of disabled people are trampled in America." Then, naturally, he would go on about his stupid plights. But NOPE! As usual, no one is is allowed to have their challenges covered except Russell Dingus Greer.

The woman in question lost her only means of transportation after being stricken with polio and developing life-long disabilities the likes of which Russell cannot even begin to comprehend. The city towed her van after seeing it twice in 7 days because someone didn't like how it looked. This wasn't a case of her not getting something she felt she deserved, they actively took something (whether justified or not, I can't be sure). But no, her story doesn't matter, not unless Taylor Swift wouldn't fuck her and she happens to be Russel in disguise. Because all that matters is this sad little man and his equally pathetic and unlovable penis.

Russ is usually a pretty funny cow but he's often such a self-centered creep that occasionally he shifts into that mode where you realize that, while he may have drawn some shitty cards, he deserves the hand he's got.

 

[AnOminous]

Russ is usually a pretty funny cow but he's often such a self-centered creep that occasionally he shifts into that mode where you realize that, while he may have drawn some shitty cards, he deserves the hand he's got.

Russ's "disability" is a joke even compared to that of Kylie Brooks and that doesn't stop us from making fun of that other asshole either.

 

[drtoboggan]

I'll grant that high IQ does not preclude you from doing stupid shit, but I'm having trouble thinking of anything that would point to Russ having even 'relatively' high IQ. 5 years to finish a 2 year non-degree certification program at a crappy paralegal school. Almost constant misuse and misunderstanding of words and common idioms. Inability to understand basic arguments or understand social conventions. He can write- sort of- but certainly not well and often screws up whenever he tries to use 'advanced' words (possibly because he sees them in another context and thinks incorrectly that they'll apply). Unable to learn despite being legally beaten upside the head multiple times. He's not a complete blubbering retaard but I think that's the standard he'd have to be put against to put him in a good light.

He was also in special ed during high school.

 

[Me el wante]

Political alignment shifted again today:
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What this proves is anyone's guess.

Fun fact about the Libertarians: in 2016, they let Augustus Sol Invictus, a pagan fascist who renounced his US citizenship to go hang out in the woods and prepare for the Great Race War, run as one of their candidates for the Senate.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus_Sol_Invictus

 

[Fag Smut]

Russ doesn’t realize he’s an extreme leftist whose half a dozen legal actions all amount to the government either protecting him from himself or compelling others to provide for him.

He does align with libertarians in just his dorky and clownish nature though. I wouldn’t be surprised if he eventually flirts with the idea of becoming a sovcit. Although a sovereign citizen has no government to petition to require pop starlets compliment his drool-stained, ill-fitting suits or kiss him in a way that help his disability.

Turning back to the IQ debate that we’ve had here a few times - it’s very clear Russ has some kind of learning disability. I believe it is confirmed that Russ was in Special Ed in high school and as we know, it took Russ five years to complete a non-degree certificate. He didn’t even get an associates degree - which would have been a pathetic five-year achievement in its own right.

In the time it takes the averagely intelligent person to attain a bachelors degree and a third of a law degree, Russ has obtained a grand total of 0 degree credits. He’s a high functioning re.tard, among his laundry list of other disabilities.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Wrt the five years Russ took to complete the paralegal course - as we've discussed before, that wasn't a straight five years of study to complete the course.

Russ took at least a year out to earn money for brothel visits amongst other things (it was during one of those spells of absence he saved the $4k he subsequently blew on his failed attempt to woo one of Hof's girls).

 

[Fag Smut]

Wrt the five years Russ took to complete the paralegal course - as we've discussed before, that wasn't a straight five years of study to complete the course.

Russ took at least a year out to earn money for brothel visits amongst other things (it was during one of those spells of absence he saved the $4k he subsequently blew on his failed attempt to woo one of Hof's girls).

True but even considering that, it’s re.tard level production. The LDS Business College paralegal certificate (note this is not the paralegal associates degree nor a bachelors degree - in fact it is not a degree of any kind) is a total of 27 non-degree credits.

27 credits takes the average college student less than one year. A standard load is 30 credits per year. I know try hards who completely 21 credits in one 15-week semester.

Even taking a year off, it took him 4x longer to complete a significantly less challenging course load, and to top it off, none of the credits are transferable to a degree program. If Russ wanted to actually get a college degree, he’s starting with 0 credits.

This is what makes it hilarious that Russ sees himself as basically a lawyer. A lawyer needs to complete 120+ credits for their bachelors degree, take the LSAT, complete another 83+ credits for their JD, and then pass the bar.

At Russ’ pace - ignoring that the courseload of law school would cause Russ potentially fatal trauma lumps - it would take him 37 years to get a JD.

If he started next fall, Russ would complete his JD in 2056, when all lawyers will be robots anyway.

Then he’d have to pass the bar.

Yeah Russ, you’re basically a lawyer.

 

[Barbarella]

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Just wait until Taylor Swift buys this lady a new van.

Seriously, if I was Swift, and I knew about Russ, that’s what I’d do-follow his comments and pepper the people he comments about with gifts. It’d be all around him but never close enough...

 

[AbraCadaver]

Just wait until Taylor Swift buys this lady a new van.

Seriously, if I was Swift, and I knew about Russ, that’s what I’d do-follow his comments and pepper the people he comments about with gifts. It’d be all around him but never close enough...

Guy delivers Russ’ packages to his door: “Dude you will NOT believe who just walked up and sucked me my penis!”

Russell: “NOOOOOOO!!!”

 

[The Great Citracett]