Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[RJ MacReady]

Honestly, I find that bit completely believable.

Our biologists won't have a strong grasp of the Chandler reproductive system until we get our hands on Barb's corpse.

 

[zap2theextreme]

We finally solved the Bob moaning mystery. It was him shooting his load back in time to create the 69 special Sonichu eggs. BUMP THE THREAD LET EVERYONE KNOW

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

So basically we're about to be living in that old episode of Star Trek where Kirk is trapped between dimensions and fading in and out of reality, only it's shitty recolors and cartoon ponies? Okay then.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris is going to have his own GamemasterAnthony birthday next year and every Sonichu, pony, and autobot are going to come in with everything for one HUGE party.
You nonbelievers are just pissed because you wont survive the merger or be invited.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I don't know about you fellows, but I'm quite excited for the merge because it'll lead to 4 possibilities.

Possibility 1:
It doesn't happen and Chris realizes that he is very ill, and likewise falls into an unrecoverable despair that will lead into the Dark Chris Saga, where drugs, abuse, and murder will occur.

Possibility 2:
It doesn't happen and Chris realizes that he is very ill, and likewise decides to change himself for the better, following through with psychiatric treatments and learning that he isn't the center of the universe, and ultimately, one step at a time, getting better.

Possibility 3:
It doesn't happen, however Chris further escapes from reality, claiming to see things that aren't there on a regular basis. This would lead to him being treated in a psychiatric facility, and hopefully getting him the mental health he desperately needs.

Possibility 4:
It does happen, and I get to have hot giant woman sex with Mount Lady, and Diane.

Either way, we all win.

Im leaning on possibly 3, 100%

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Chris plans to write a dimensional merger guide for the merch folks. They're going to proofread, add professional illustrations and publish - Chris will get ~50% of the profit.

Edit: Talked to them, they're actually really cool and the money does go to charity.

Real talk Edit: Chris plans to HAVE people write a dimension merger guide for free... But he still gets the 50% because headache, bills and merger BS.

 

[The Giver]

On the off chance Chris actually works enough to get this dimensional merger book made, I fully expect a TL;DR to be posted on this site within 24 hours because God knows I am not gonna buy it.

Also, I wonder what the odds are he actually pulls through here and makes something? Generally speaking I wouldn't like his odds, but I take it all he needs to do is spend like an afternoon sperging in Word about this stuff that he obsesses about all the time anyway, then send it to the merch people who will get the thing made. Only problem I could see is if he tries to do illustrations or tries to do the whole thing comic style. He goes either of those routes, and he will never actually finish it.

 

[Rupin]

I wonder if he sees his characters how he draws them?

 

[drtoboggan]

Hopefully Chris will find a new pop culture franchise to capture his attention before the Backwoods Troons convince him to take a knife to his forehead and free his third eye.

His third eye is brown and in his ass crack.

 

[DeathHeat]

Now the idea for a book about a person meeting their OC's, favorite animated characters is kind of cool.

Like Christopher Robin meets Ready Player One.

 

[BScCollateral]

Well, he's just the latest in a long list of people who have predicted some world-ending or changing event.

Yep! Doomsdays come and doomsdays go, almost every year. And every time the deadline clicks by unnoticed. What almost never happens is people coming to their senses.

Huh. I wonder what ever came of those Mayan Calendar idiots.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Cool, it'll be Cartoon Allstars To The Rescue, but weed is good.

 

[Silver Octopus]

This is boring, teen troons you're boring me with your autistic text walls - it's really obvious this isn't Chris.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I remember when Null publicly outed the secret forum and expressed regret over how much control a few individuals were having over Chris's life during the Catherine saga. It turns out that those chumps were merely scratching the surface. We thought the cruelest thing was yet another fake girlfriend, but now Chris thinks he's married to Magi-Chan and all this CPU bullshit.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Can we call this saga,

Crisis on Infinite Autism?

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For the purposes of the posts from the other creators/artists of this world who wish to psychically-link and contribute what they see for the literature, please add either or both of the following hashtags below to your contributing tweet/post. #1218C197, #DimensionalMerge


Next topic: Locations and Objects.

Between both dimensions, there are differences and similarities between buildings, architecture, and other objects. Those of C-197 will either blend/merge with their counterparts, here, or on the level of significance and importance, one may replace the other.

For example, Canterlot High School, complete with the statue and Portal to Equestria in front of it; it has been confirmed that the building and its city are located in the state of Maryland. Given if there is a similar shape building here where CHS is located in C-197, CHS will blend in and replace the original building. If there is a totally different type of building(s), or a forest here where CHS goes, then those buildings will disappear and CHS will appear in that area. If there is nothing there, then CHS will simply appear there.

Apply this logic to all of the structures and buildings and cities all around the world. Depending on which version has higher significance altogether, determined by Emanuelle, Jesus and the Cosmos, between both dimensions, that building or city area will replace, or merge and supersede, its counterpart, here. In the event should the building you are in is changing, or suddenly a building is appearing right where you are at that moment: you get the hell out of the building or area, so you’re not ending up stuck in-between. The Nation of Cwcville will take its place in Northern Virginia near Fredericksburg, along that specific shoreline for its North-East edge. Other significant cities coming in will be Metropolis of Delaware and Gotham City of New Jersey.

Also, Elmore, where Gumball and Darwin live, will take its place in California. As well as Springfield with the Simpsons in which ever state that’s in, Quahog AND Station Square in Rhode Island. And so forth. Even the Smurf Village will appear in Spain in a forest, somewhere.

If entire cities are replacing current ones where you are when the #DimensionalMerge is happening, you are to make positive you are outside of any building, so the counterpart will replace the original, as needed. If your local city officials order an evacuation, follow suit, and listen to your local Mayor, Police, and so forth. And Most Importantly: REMAIN CALM during those times. You may want to have an emergency evac kit with food and water, first aid, survival, and so forth that you can stow and go on-foot waiting and ready.

KEEP COMMON SENSE.

You will be able to return to the your homes, or their counterparts soon after the merge is completed. The officials of the combined city will get together and get everything organized as needed and well. Even the local heroes and superheroes will help in keeping the peace as good as possible amidst the chaos. I will end up doing my part as well in my areas, with everyone else, here and there.

Magi-Chan or I will return later with another part for all this.

Thank you.

#1218C197

I thought Station Square was based off of DC and San Fran

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

So, is this going to be Chris' bullshit excuse for claiming MagiChan, pastel ponies and Sonichu are all actually there in the room with him, for real? The dimensional merge happened, but other people just aren't seeing the characters yet because they haven't tuned into it, or something?

Yet again, Chris' psych needs to see this shit (unless Chris is explaining it away when it's brought up, in which case, idk). Whoever is encouraging him in this rubbish is making a mentally ill man even worse. Teasing the retard is shitty.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Real talk Edit: Chris plans to HAVE people write a dimension merger guide for free... But he still gets the 50% because headache, bills and merger BS.

Doesn't he get half of the profit? They'll deduct costs for publishing and possibly for their time. Illustrations may cost money if they outsource. I really hope they aren't doing this for free or they're about to lose a lot of patience.

But the fact that they're making Sonichu merch in some effort to taunt him makes me think there are not a lot of good intentions.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I like how Chris has decided that "OP" is just another flavor of protagonist, rather than being an indicator of broken fiction.

 

[Marvin]

what if he really has schizophrenia and sees his characters and cwcille as hallucinations?

He doesn't, and he'd be way calmer if he was. His desperation and his predictions about how the merger is going to happen any day now is his attempt to reassure himself.

Chris really wants to believe he's got magic powers and that all his problems in this world will go away.

 

[Person Who Eats People]

Has Chris been getting enough sleep? Maybe all that weed is putting him in a slightly manic episode. I heard cannabis can worsen it.