Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[The Manglement]

I really want to believe that Chris repeating "Use common sense" is because everyone he talks to about it tries to get him to think rationally and not believe in the ponypocalypse, but he just interprets it as "You're right, people should use their common sense when our world merges with another one that contains some but not all of fiction."

 

[dacwcman68]

I don't believe in dimensional merging.

Dimension-deniers are the new anti-vaxxers, you just can't trust them.

 

[Anonnymush]

As well as Springfield with the Simpsons in which ever state that’s in

Oh boy, can't wait for Homer to fuck up at the power plant and wipe out half of CWCville.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Apply this logic to all of the structures and buildings and cities all around the world. Depending on which version has higher significance altogether, determined by Emanuelle, Jesus and the Cosmos, between both dimensions, that building or city area will replace, or merge and supersede, its counterpart, here.

Why would something like Canterlot High be deemed more important than whatever is there already?

...Wait. Waitwaitwait. So, whatever doesn't get seamlessly integrated into our reality stops existing, because it isn't important enough. Not only would this merger failing to happen (and it will fail) prove that none of that pretend cartoon-pony-Sonichu rubbish is as important as the real world, but it would mean Chris would be compelled to stop acting like those things exist anymore.

That, or recant.

Oh, now this I gotta see.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Oh boy, can't wait for Homer to fuck up at the power plant and wipe out half of CWCville.

I guess since everything Lovecraft invented will suddenly exist, as well as the Chaos Gods, Marvel Zombies, the Dominion, The Thing, Mind Flayers, Cenobites, and basically every horrible thing ever conceived, we're all screwed.

 

[Buck Mullet]

It's happening!

 

[CWC spells Master Duel]

Can't wait for a video after the merge where Chris just points the camera to a wall and the video is just 5 minutes of nothing but his wall, but to him it's 5 minutes of Magi-Chan talking to us.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Well, I thought my old hometown was boring, and dreaded going back there to visit for holidays. Nice to know that now if I get bored I can just pick up some grass from Inos, chill with a reanimated zombie furry dog, and go fall down some escalators.

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

Has anybody considered the distinctive possibility that any "Weed" Christine had smoked was potentially any number of synthetic products? That can cause any number of terrifying side effects, definitely so with continued consumption.

 

[MY 405]

I’m calling Tony Stark right now, because if this batshit Rapture is going to happen I’m going to need the drunkest Superhero I can find!

 

[Okubo Naoya]

After the failed dimensional merge, the crestfallen Chris goes hollow and attacks players who enter 14BLC with a Mace+5 and the Pyromancy “Chaos Pepper Spray”.

On death, he drops 100 souls, a broken Sonichu Medallion (Required to enter Barb of the Hoard DLC) and Dirty Crapped Briefs.

 

[Snuckening]

Can't wait for a video after the merge where Chris just points the camera to a wall and the video is just 5 minutes of nothing but his wall, but to him it's 5 minutes of Magi-Chan talking to us.

5 minutes of Magichan talking would be Chris saying the stuff Chris doesn't want to take responsibility for saying (ie super-shameless begging/borderline scamming), except in a funny voice and trying not to let his lips move.

 

[Time of Space]

For example, Canterlot High School, complete with the statue and Portal to Equestria in front of it; it has been confirmed that the building and its city are located in the state of Maryland. Given if there is a similar shape building here where CHS is located in C-197, CHS will blend in and replace the original building. If there is a totally different type of building(s), or a forest here where CHS goes, then those buildings will disappear and CHS will appear in that area. If there is nothing there, then CHS will simply appear there.

I like how he uses this place as the example that overrides everything.

"What, there is a children's hospital there? Mhmm, yeah, that'll probably be gone."

 

[Reeepts]

I keep seeing people on Twitter mention that the day he's set for the dimensional merge is the same as one of his court dates but I can't find anything about what he's going to court for that day on the CWCki.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Has anybody considered the distinctive possibility that any "Weed" Christine had smoked was potentially any number of synthetic products? That can cause any number of terrifying side effects, definitely so with continued consumption.

I think spice would be sending him into fucking panic attack. I don't think Chris could handle out-and-out hallucinations which spice has been known to cause. Maybe Kratom? He doesn't have to smoke that.

 

[TricksterKid36]

Chris has definitely been taking something imo. He looked like he was just staring past the camera rather than at it. As someone who pulls multiple all-nighters sometimes, you don't just get bags like that. Not exactly sure what, but it must have been something bad. These are some crazy delusions, it's hard to even wrap your head around them anymore.

He's barely the same person...

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Has anybody considered the distinctive possibility that any "Weed" Christine had smoked was potentially any number of synthetic products? That can cause any number of terrifying side effects, definitely so with continued consumption.

Chris and K2 is a match made in content heaven

 

[Someone in a Tree]

He doesn't, and he'd be way calmer if he was. His desperation and his predictions about how the merger is going to happen any day now is his attempt to reassure himself.

Chris really wants to believe he's got magic powers and that all his problems in this world will go away.

But at what point does this behavior become a diagnosable condition apart from autistic wishful thinking? A lot of us were hoping that Chris would start recovering once Null outed those behind Idea Guy, but apart from no longer being extorted, Chris appears to be getting worse and worse.

 

[fiu0cm]

the day he's set for the dimensional merge

He hasn't set a day. People keep thinking that 1218 is a date, but Chris pretty clearly says it's the designation of our current dimension or Earth or whatever. He's been talking about this shit since August and probably earlier. His court date is for December 19.