Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

I've said this before but she'd make a good angel-obsessed internet fundie. It seems way more in line with her actual personal convictions and way of existing in general. She's trying to shove herself into gay contexts by making up increasingly convoluted labels to make "straight but not sure how I feel about fucking yet" into some kind of gay thing using labels that absolutely nobody likes the sound of or would ever pick up using themselves, leaning on 50 demons and cursing everybody who looks at her funny, trying to argue with real people using her ghost boyfriends as backup, actually believing all of this is working fine, and in the process she's getting this massive self-sustaining machine of hate on her. I'd usually never try to introduce a friend who I wasn't absolutely certain would like it to Kiwifarms but I can link the Stephanie thread to just about anybody and have it go over well because she is universally hateable. No matter what somebody's opinions are on if it's okay to make fun of people on the internet Stephanie can open that door because she's offensive and hilarious to everybody. If she'd just shift her focus to talking to angels and loving Jesus she could disappear into the internet rabbit hole forever and be surrounded by people who unironically think she's very cool and a powerful Christmage. Save yourself, Steph.
 
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You can't meet someone who doesn't exist, Stephanie. Don't make shit up, just admit you had no plans and reluctantly went with your parents to eat terrible macaroni and sloppy ribs after spending all day obsessively checking if anyone felt enough pity for you to buy you one of those crappy etsy pins.
 
"MJ went to hell for breaking up with me" Stephanie, that's sad. This is sad. It's sad that you had a fake boyfriend, it's sad that you staged a fake breakup and its sad that you would tell everyone a beloved and famously kind and generous man is in the Christian Hell because he didn't want to fuck you.

You're just a sad, gross person and since you're 30 years old and still like this, you're not likely to change. I don't even think you're able. You're just going to be lonely, sad and gross until you die of a heart attack at 58, in a filthy house dress, still sponging off your surviving parent (assuming they both don't die of the stress by then).
 
I like to see the best in anybody, to be honest, and if she can pull through this with a level head she'd actually be in a pretty good position to help out other people who are just absolutely fucked to hell in the brain. Secretly I've been in my corner cheering for Stephanie to beat the odds, but at her age and with her extreme dedication to digging her heels in she's one hell of an underdog to keep trying to root for.

Edit to be clear here, but what I mean is, if she really throws herself into therapy and tries to understand why people get so damn worked up about her shit instead of just fighting back at the idea people can have a problem with her, she could start building a reputation as a success story and maybe end up putting her degree to actual use.
 
I like to see the best in anybody, to be honest, and if she can pull through this with a level head she'd actually be in a pretty good position to help out other people who are just absolutely fucked to hell in the brain. Secretly I've been in my corner cheering for Stephanie to beat the odds, but at her age and with her extreme dedication to digging her heels in she's one hell of an underdog to keep trying to root for.

Edit to be clear here, but what I mean is, if she really throws herself into therapy and tries to understand why people get so damn worked up about her shit instead of just fighting back at the idea people can have a problem with her, she could start building a reputation as a success story and maybe end up putting her degree to actual use.

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Nah, she had a couple of chances after her twitter got nuked out and the MogaiWatch drama to be a little bit of self-aware of her actions.

Also, zoosadist crossover (?) (got me by surprise she knew about this)

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Nah, she had a couple of chances after her twitter got nuked out and the MogaiWatch drama to be a little bit of self-aware of her actions.

Also, zoosadist crossover (?) (got me by surprise she knew about this)

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"You deserve to be harassed"

Stephanie with this proclamation you have given up your right to cry about harassment happening to you. You've done incredibly terrible things, and if you believe others should be harassed for the terrible things they've done, you have to accept it when it happens to you. Not that people mocking you is harassment, but since you perceive it as harassment, it counts for the sake of this argument.

So...thanks for the permission, I guess.
 
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