Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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http://www.cc.com/shows/tosh

Going to that page will show a preview. It doesn't exactly make me want to see more.
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If anyone else is getting a "sign in with your cable provider screen" here's a bootleg someone recorded of their TV of the relevant part


If it gets taken down I attached it. Lmao @ 1:43 when jackass says he's from Columbia then immediately gets called out on it. There's amazing info on here though - I learned that when Nick said he had diabetes and kidney failure it was (drumroll).....SELF DIAGNOSED. And wrong.

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Is this old, or have they gotten back together and I'm just out of the loop?
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Honestly, idk. There were a ton of breakup videos of him in Thailand and at his parents lamenting everything and them having YT and Instagram battles. Felt like it went on for months. But occasionally I'll Nick say things that makes it seem like they're trying to work things out.
 

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That interview was dull, but I laughed when Tosh said he needed to interview Nick before he died. Tosh even pointed out eating so much 5 times a week isn't how they usually do it.
I still don't get how Orlin is with him again. What happened to the other guy Nick called his new man?
 
Probably found out sleazy he is after being kept in the dark about his past and I'm betting he did a Google search on his channel name which pointed him to this thread.
 
I'm so confused by the Orlin video. The video can't be that old because he's really fat in it and it's so short and weird. Is he back in Colombia? I though he got deported and had to go back to America? Aren't they divorced? Does he really think they're Sesame Seeds from Ramen and not his dry, crusty beetus skin flakes? Does he really have Herpes in his Penis? I have so many questions...
 
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It continues
 

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And of course he cries about it like a little bitch, trying to garner pity points from his ignorant fanbase. Is he actually using video footage from Tosh.0, because unless he actually talked with him and his producers, that shit will get ContentID'd very quickly.
 
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Dumb Sergal said:
And of course he cries about it like a little bitch, trying to garner pity points from his ignorant fanbase. Is he actually using video footage from Tosh.0, because unless he actually talked with him and his producers, that shit will get ContentID'd very quickly.
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Funny that you say that, because this is the second time that he's done some petty shit like this.
The first time was reacting to DailyMail calling him out.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...anism-insisting-wrong-makes-people-crazy.html
 
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The parallels I'm seeing between him and ALR are uncanny.
— faggot
— stuffs his face all day
— clickbait videos that are 10x longer than they need to be
— chases away anyone who gets in a relationship with him with his insanity
— "I can't understand why I keep gaining weight"
— Cries in every other video about how his life sucks


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I learned that when Nick said he had diabetes and kidney failure it was (drumroll).....SELF DIAGNOSED. And wrong.
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How the fuck do you "self-diagnose" diabetes and kidney failure? Crashing into slumber after eating 30 fucking thousand calories isn't diabetes, its called being a fat fuck.
 
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Belkin96 said:
What the fuck is this?
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I'm reluctant to click it because unless he lost 50 pounds and a double chin in the 4 days he posted the "tosh called me fat" cry video, that is old as fuck clickbait. He wasn't even that thin when he got deported so I'm guessing "what really happened with my ex-husband" is doubly irrelevant.

Edit: Turns out I was right - it's just a compilation of their videos over the years. Answers nothing while every idiot in the comments lauds him for his run of the mill editing skills.
 
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So the rules in Columbia are you can get a 30, 60 or 90 day tourist visa to visit which can be extended another 90 to 180 days. After this you must leave the country for a minimum of 6 months. And it seems like when you do actually get deported they can potentially ALSO ban you for a certain timeframe (which seems to vary) before you're allowed to return (might coincide with the 1 year mark Nick said he just came up on since he left). Would be great if he violated / is going violate one of these again in a few months now that he's back and someone called their version of ICE on him.
 
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Shit ain't adding up
Orlin exposed Nick in by saying he was on food stamps
LMFAOOOO
 

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