Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 308 58.6%
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Agentsmith said:
1) I wonder if when (if at all?) DSP met Leanna's friends, whether he told them he was a former pro fighting game player and/or pro streamer...On the one hand, his huge ego would encourage it, BUT his paranoia of detractors might override this. He isn't well versed in real life interaction...

2) how do you think Kat told her family she was moving across country to live with a "pro streamer" who was funding the whole move?

Given the Subaru guy had moved her on, I can't imagine how the family could see it as being positive in ANY way/shape or form? Would she dare should them video of his swearing/insulting & daily begging/money troubles?
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Phil is demure in public/around strangers. I'm sure if he said anything at all to Leanna's friends it was superficial, possibly just one-word responses as they led the conversation.

Kat's mother was literally psychotic and violently abused her and her sister. Demon-Sister maybe the only familial contact Kat has, as there didn't seem to be a dad in the picture. Likely Demon-Sister has her own lingering psychological damage from the abuse and isn't in a position to counsel Kat :/
 
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Haunter said:
Phil is demure in public/around strangers. I'm sure if he said anything at all to Leanna's friends it was superficial, possibly just one-word responses as they led the conversation.

Kat's mother was literally psychotic and violently abused her and her sister. Demon-Sister maybe the only familial contact Kat has, as there didn't seem to be a dad in the picture. Likely Demon-Sister has her own lingering psychological damage from the abuse and isn't in a position to counsel Kat :/
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Good points.

He probably avoided pandas friends as much as possible ("I have to stream 8 hours a day okay *snort*. I can't go" and "fallout 4 is the biggest game in the last few years! I can't go to your brother's wedding") and like you said kats family is likely out of the picture

DSP seems quite adept at finding women who are mostly alone / isolated, and then isolating them further by moving them interstate with him

He seems to be ok to see them *maybe* 30-60 minutes a day (in the evening for dinner - that they preferably have cooked for him), and he doesn't appear to want to go to bed with them at the same time (ie totally different sleeping schedules...at a wild guess you could insinuate some sexual disfunction)

He doesn't like them sharing any spotlight with him UNLESS he controls it

So Kat accepts all this for the cheap accommodation...
 
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I don't think Kat is an apathetic leech just in it for the housing. It is probably much more complicated.

Take for example DSP's behavior of going out of his way to NOT sexualize women. "Waifus aren't real. My girlfriend Kat is real". No jokes about boobs, hookers, etc.

But that doesn't stop a 5 minute impromptu song about dicks. Or balls. Or anything sexual about men.

I don't think this is a homosexual thing, this is a "Kat is insecure" thing.

Unicorn pillow is gone. Enter the Potion doll.

If Kat had no emotional investment in this arrangement, why the sudden changes?
 
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Sonichump said:
Can we start speculating what sort of slutty costume Phil is going to make Kat wear for the Halloween shtream? My bet is Slutty Female Pirate or something uninspired like a cat.
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As @Sparkletor said, Kat is insecure. She's coming from violent childhood trauma, prolly leading to a history of personal relationships that ended poorly, and now she's in the terrible position of surviving by being the girlfriend of Darksydephil.

It's possible she could take the opportunity of Halloween's lax Slutty Rules to show off her body, thereby proving her worth as a person with "talents" that are naturally her own, sans the social stigma.

I'm leaning towards something unassuming. She's insecure, and will be on camera for a countless horde of "she's a gold-digging horse-faced mongoloid" viewers.

So cat ears and face paint, then.
 
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Sonichump said:
Can we start speculating what sort of slutty costume Phil is going to make Kat wear for the Halloween shtream? My bet is Slutty Female Pirate or something uninspired like a cat.
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I'm going with cat ears and maybe some drawn on whiskers. Kat the Cat, dood, it's so clever *snort*. This is probably wishful thinking but I'm also guessing she wears one of those horse masks for a minute when the stream starts so Phil can have a hearty laugh and act like he owned the trolls before she removes it to reveal the lazy cat costume. She'll be there for like 30 minutes doing nothing, Phil will never let her play a game and it will be horribly awkward.
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
This is probably wishful thinking but I'm also guessing she wears one of those horse masks for a minute when the stream starts so Phil can have a hearty laugh and act like he owned the trolls before she removes it to reveal the lazy cat costume.
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That would actually be pretty funny until Phil killed the joke with a salty rant about it.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Phil had this weird rational with Leanna to avoid being in the bed with her. He said he let her sleep alone so she could fall asleep for work the next day. Like this logic is just so fucked up. That's why he opted to stay up late watching TV.
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:horrifying: Jesus Christ, I'd never considered that...
 
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Phil had this weird rational with Leanna to avoid being in the bed with her. He said he let her sleep alone so she could fall asleep for work the next day. Like this logic is just so fucked up. That's why he opted to stay up late watching TV.
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Ahh yes. I believe he said he snores due to his post nasal drip and that would prevent Leanna from getting enough sleep. This led to him staying up all night and not sleeping until 5am when she went to work. This led to him not getting enough sleep since he had to get up and go to work at 11am. Just another example of how Leanna ruined his life.

Since Kat was allegedly going to bed before his second stream was over and we would see him tweeting into the wee hours or the morning, I would say it is a pretty safe bet that they rarely sleep in the same bed.

He also stated today that he can't do late night streams because Kat is sleeping. If playing video games in another room down the hall is too loud and would wake Kat up, I would assume a snoring DSP would wake her up too.
 
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Power levelling time. I found myself snorting a month back, snoring too. I put on some weight fast at the time which i blame. Havent seen a doctor about it but one major remedy was to sleep with 1 pillow instead of 2 (the angle i found caused my snoring). The other was a big increase in exercise (didnt lose weight but i felt better and could feel the shift from fat to muscle)

There was a problem with sleeping with a chick i was seeing, ended up making my way home afterwards instead of crashing at hers. She couldn't deal with the snoring.

Now i can see him doing that for Leanna (he has a soft spot for her, you could see it then and now) and its a good idea, short term. But long term he wants to address it so they can sleep together.

After a month of more intense exercise, i was back to sleeping at that chicks house. Problem (largely) gone.

I can totally see Phil doing this to any of his partners long term because hes lazy and probably doesnt have a sex drive. Low sex drive isnt a problem, but if you have a relationship, intimacy is a good idea. Bedrooms give that intimacy even without realising it.

Tl;dr lose some weight you fat fuck, stick your dick in Kat and sleep in your partners bed like a normal person
 
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Has Kat gotten fatter? It's hard to really tell since we see so little from her.

If she is, what reasons do to you think she is gaining weight. She allegedly works out at the gym and she has a job, so she isn't just sitting around all day.

Could she work someplace where there is access to lots of food? Is she stress eatingfrom having to live with and clean up after Phil? Is the gym a lie and she is really seeing her big black boyfriend? Orb God forbid, is there the possibility of a little Burnell on the way?
 
Several things. I forgot about this thread.

Also we should link this thread in the Halloween/General threads since they're largely about relationship speculation (at this point)?

Her face looked fuller but it's hard to tell accurately. Could just be water weight really. Could be depression/stress eating.
 
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