Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 307 58.5%
  • Total voters
    525
actually said:
Don't think too hard on it. Kat didn't actually want to be on his stream (or, at least, didn't want to be on there for like 3 hours doing absolutely nothing)--hence why she didn't talk and literally had earbuds in pretty much the entire time. She eventually got tired of it, told Phil to go fuck himself, and peaced out to do something that wasn't watching her 36 year old manchild boyfriend bitch at video games while half-assedly pretending to be Bob Ross and repeating the phrase "happy little accident" over and over. Because Phil can't ever admit that maybe he fucked up and wasn't actually attentive to her, it clearly was Tevin's fault because he's obviously a detractor troll hivemind leader.
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I wonder if Kat is gonna have a “happy little accident” and ropes DSP into palimony.

“Well, guys, I got some bad news about...uh...about Kat and the, uh, the, uh...y’know, the situation. The tests were confirmed, she’s, uh...with child. Pregnant, y’know. So now I’m on the hook for all these new bills. I gotta pay for her care, I gotta pay for the doctor visit SHE had. It’s not good! I may not be around much longer. But I’m gonna keep plugging away at this, y’know, because I love you guys and your positivity and interactions. You make life worth...uh....y’know, living. AlmightySwaggins cheered and said ‘keep it up, man, we are all pulling for you and hopefully Kat falls down some stairs’. Thanks for the cheer and maybe I’ll get lucky.”
 
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Freshtodeath said:
It's not hard to figure out. Kat screamed at him off camera. He really embarassed her the way he was treating her. Since Phil read the troll about demon possession he probably wasn't aware of it. That probably triggered Kat.
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Note that he already mentioned when Kat was first revealed about people digging up her past.
So he knew about, he's just dumb.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Note that he already mentioned when Kat was first revealed about people digging up her past.
So he knew about, he's just dumb.
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Which opens up the alternate scenario that Kat had told Phil the story before, Phil reads the cheer without thinking/caring, Kat is blindsided and thinks Phil blabbed about that story on a previous stream, and that leads to her telling him off.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
Which opens up the alternate scenario that Kat had told Phil the story before, Phil reads the cheer without thinking/caring, Kat is blindsided and thinks Phil blabbed about that story on a previous stream, and that leads to her telling him off.
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The weird thing is she didn't react to that cheer in any way that would indicate she was uncomfortable. She also didn't react to theweeknd and "song in the car one"
 
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Today DSP says he will have to start streaming less due to Kat's schedule. He will probably only do one stream on some days so they can go get groceries together at night.

So Kat gets at least 2 days off a week. DSP can take any day off he wants. Now he needs to make more time in his schedule for designated grocery shopping time with the soul mate.

Seems a little peculiar.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Today DSP says he will have to start streaming less due to Kat's schedule. He will probably only do one stream on some days so they can go get groceries together at night.

So Kat gets at least 2 days off a week. DSP can take any day off he wants. Now he needs to make more time in his schedule for designated grocery shopping time with the soul mate.

Seems a little peculiar.
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That does seem really odd. Might be how he is "making it up to her". DSP is a sucka
 
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Sparkletor said:
Today DSP says he will have to start streaming less due to Kat's schedule. He will probably only do one stream on some days so they can go get groceries together at night.

So Kat gets at least 2 days off a week. DSP can take any day off he wants. Now he needs to make more time in his schedule for designated grocery shopping time with the soul mate.

Seems a little peculiar.
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Remember when Phil had to cut his streaming and take a extra day off for Leanna?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
The weird thing is she didn't react to that cheer in any way that would indicate she was uncomfortable. She also didn't react to theweeknd and "song in the car one"
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I'm not too surprised, Kat seems like the type of person to miss anything even remotely subtle, even if it is directly about her. Unpopular opinion, but I don't think Kat was as mad/devastated as others have implied. Dave himself admitted she wasn't going to stay the whole time. She was certainly bored and didn't want to be there for the time she was, but that's par for the course. I have a feeling Dave saw some of the comments and he was the one who made a big deal out of it and is just doing his usual DSP projection and pretending it was Kat who got upset. It might have just even been an opportunistic rant to finally go off on Tevin. I'm sure Phil's been keeping his Tevin hate bottled up for months.
 
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thebonesauce said:
Yeah. I’m still gonna call it and say this was Kat’s Hospital incident.
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I agree. She is mad and he is taking extra time off to try and re kindle the relationship. I wouldn't be suprised if he tosses her a $50 amazon ring the next time they sit down for din din.

A little theory of mine. Kat's friends possibly invited Kat and her ugly half to a halloween party. Phil, being an autistic introverted homebody, said no because he is scared of human interaction and the greed is strong. "Some things are more important than money." Yea, ok Phil.
 
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Slander Man said:
I agree. She is mad and he is taking extra time off to try and re kindle the relationship. I wouldn't be suprised if he tosses her a $50 amazon ring the next time they sit down for din din.

A little theory of mine. Kat's friends possibly invited Kat and her ugly half to a halloween party. Phil, being an autistic introverted homebody, said no because he is scared of human interaction and the greed is strong. "Some things are more important than money." Yea, ok Phil.
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I sat on this for a bit, and I think that Tevin attack outburst, whatever you want to call it, was Phil just taking it out on someone because Kat had shit to do. That shit to do was something that involves actually having friends.
 
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