Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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vertexwindi said:
If Cosmo is a web dev what's stopping him from working at home? You know, besides the laziness?
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  1. No actual talent or skill
  2. Inability to face criticism
  3. Lacks willingness to have someone above her in a hierarchy
  4. Complete delusion in believing he is in fact better than everyone else as his name implies
  5. Unwillingness to adhere to any sort of schedule
  6. Inability to pass a drug test
  7. Completely incapable of playing video games on stream, much less completing any sort of work
  8. Inability to communicate with anyone in a professional manner
  9. Unable to deal with any sort of pressure
  10. Persecution complex
  11. Terrible SEO easily found with a basic google search
I might've missed some, but those are the big reasons why he couldn't hold a job, not even one from home.
 
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Comfy times at the stream.

Twitter? Not so much, even though the day started off in a seemingly happier mood:
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EDIT: she talked on stream about suffering PTSD from seeing a twitch streamer get money, says she's depressed and laying down with a pillow comforts her. Wright also said she had some loud, high pitched noise in her head, and her heart was pounding faster as she was literally getting triggered. Also, either she or a mod kicked out multiple people, I guess. Numerous messages from certain users disappeared from the chat. One wasn't even saying anything bad and he got banned lmao.

"Why can't I have good things?"
-Narcissa Wright, 2018
 
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yeahweknow said:
maybe seeing other streamers succeed reminds cosmo of the career he destroyed
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It must sting that his former peers in the speedrun community still happily maintain hundreds or thousands of viewers and paying subscribers. Meanwhile Twitch in general has grown so massively that the top streamers are making seven-figure incomes.
 
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yeahweknow said:
maybe seeing other streamers succeed reminds cosmo of the career he destroyed
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Funny thing is he didn't outright say it, but that's probably what he was getting at. Earlier, she was saying something about being depressed at how the last few years of her life turned out. Also, when someone said she should see a doctor, she dismissed it saying that what she has is rare. Whatever the fuck that means. And the doctor isn’t going to do shit, according to her. Huh, I wonder how bad things have to get for her to finally see a shrink.
 
Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
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Comfy times at the stream.

Twitter? Not so much, even though the day started off in a seemingly happier mood:
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EDIT: she talked on stream about suffering PTSD from seeing a twitch streamer get money, says she's depressed and laying down with a pillow comforts her. Wright also said she had some loud, high pitched noise in her head, and her heart was pounding faster as she was literally getting triggered. Also, either she or a mod kicked out multiple people, I guess. Numerous messages from certain users disappeared from the chat. One wasn't even saying anything bad and he got banned lmao.

"Why can't I have good things?"
-Narcissa Wright, 2018
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The sad part about the fist tweet is he will never admit that feeling is connected to either envy or regret. It will always be twisted into feeling marginalized or the 'idiot fanbase' not understanding her transcendent (non)content. So with the obvious and correct answers dismissed he will always be awash in unease and doubt.

Also, I'm starting to read into Jungian psychology and I'm interested in anima and animus possession. I thought of Cosmo during both of these blog posts, but I need to read the source material before making any grand accusations.
 
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Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
Huh, I wonder how bad things have to get for her to finally see a shrink.
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He'll never go see a shrink. The way he goes on about how everyone else is the problem and he's "just fine" makes it obvious he doesn't even think he needs one. You'd have to put him in a straitjacket and carry him away by force to get him to see anyone about his mental health issues.
 
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If someone could read aloud what he said around two months ago then it might make some sense into him if he finds the reader horrifying.
 
Strundy said:
The sad part about the fist tweet is he will never admit that feeling is connected to either envy or regret. It will always be twisted into feeling marginalized or the 'idiot fanbase' not understanding her transcendent (non)content. So with the obvious and correct answers dismissed he will always be awash in unease and doubt.

Also, I'm starting to read into Jungian psychology and I'm interested in anima and animus possession. I thought of Cosmo during both of these blog posts, but I need to read the source material before making any grand accusations.
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Cosmo is an apex example of losing themselves to their anima. Woe to anyone who is a slave to themselves for they'll find him a hard taskmaster to escape. It's the saddest and funniest thing about him at the end of the day his misery is all his own fault. He didn't need to convince his girlfriend to try being poly. He could have just picked up the pieces and learned from that Mario Maker premiere.

No though he pulled a Phil and is trying to run from himself. "Narcissa didn't make a fool of herself Cosmo did" is the inner ravings of a fool and thrall to their own ego.
 
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Stress Sigh said:
No though he pulled a Phil and is trying to run from himself.
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Not disagreeing with the thread, Narcissa is a clown. My minor quibble is that Darkside Phil, however terrible he is at games, however much humor he provides that way, he does the "work." Day in, day out, trolled or not, he streams his terrible little life.

Narcissa is a lazy clown apparently suffering early signs of schizophrenia. He won't do a thing to engage the audience, only fail on camera. The two are not similar at all.
 
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Xanax said:
Hold the phone, this nigga is 3 YEARS into estrogen? It looks more like 3 fucking days.

I guess the estrogen in his system is fighting a losing battle against a lifestyle of chugging soylent, eating weed brownies and never seeing sunlight.
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Honestly it looks like none of the testosterone took hold during his real puberty either. Dude might just be hormone resistant.
 
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Alekto said:
Not disagreeing with the thread, Narcissa is a clown. My minor quibble is that Darkside Phil, however terrible he is at games, however much humor he provides that way, he does the "work." Day in, day out, trolled or not, he streams his terrible little life.

Narcissa is a lazy clown apparently suffering early signs of schizophrenia. He won't do a thing to engage the audience, only fail on camera. The two are not similar at all.
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I'm guessing they were referring to ADF Phil?
 
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