Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Freshtodeath]

Sometimes DSP will refer to his cahndo as a "facility". My condominium facility.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I love when he says "on demand" to mean an uploaded youtube video. sometimes he mistakenly calls an "on demand" video live too, which makes it sound even more exceptional.

JOIN ME ON DEMAND LIVE ON YOUTUBE!

phil is so isolated, he's now just mimicking commercial speak

if this was the 80s he'd be talking about his khantent only being on tv, no CODs, and HERES HOW TO ORDER

 

[millais]

"Wild West of the Internet"

 

[NikolasCage]

"I'M ABOUT MAKING GOOD, QUALITY KAAHNTENT. THE OTHER YOUTUBERS ARE JUST IN IT FOR THE MONEY"

 

[ZappaMuffin]

Phil just called Tevin a "violating asshole." That has to be up there in his all-time best insults he's ever dished out.

 

[Monday Michiru]

Smart people have "a piece of logic in their brains" and moral people have "a morality inside of them." Articles and propositions are essential to the phrasing. Like the morality is an organ you can have transplanted or something.

"Wet Aim"

Came here looking for this.

 

[Sparkletor]

"Marathon" - 7 hours of streaming with four 10 - 20 minute breaks instead of 6 hours with three 10 - 20 minute breaks

 

[thebonesauce]

Smart people have "a piece of logic in their brains" and moral people have "a morality inside of them." Articles and propositions are essential to the phrasing. Like the morality is an organ you can have transplanted or something.


Came here looking for this.

Where exactly did wet aim come from and what the fuck does that mean?

 

[Sparkletor]

Where exactly did wet aim come from and what the fuck does that mean?

I think he is saying the game "Wet" either had bad aiming mechanics and using it to insult the aim in another game.

Either that or he is stupid.

Or both

 

[FalsePositive]

Where exactly did wet aim come from and what the fuck does that mean?

I'm pretty sure it was during a PUBG stream a few months ago, talking about Fortnite.

"I has like a wet aim." Standard industry-speak, newb.

 

[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]

"Head up" - He means head on as in to confront something directly. But instead what he is saying means to orient something so it is the correct way around. He has used this more that once but here's an example with also illustrates my query below.

On a slight tangent but related to this topic. What is wrong with Philip's mouth? I've seen the term "mush mouth" used here to describe it which is apt. His mouth is puffy and he can't enunciate words I'm not sure if he is just too lazy to use the muscles of speech or if his face is too fat to allow it. Whatever it is combine it with his pathetic attempts to sound articulate leading him to try and use the big words results in many of the contributions to this thread. His jaw is also messed up his mandible appears off set to his right so when he opens his mouth it gets pulled to that side like in the classic exploitable attached.

 

[Prince Lotor]

"Head up" - He means head on as in to confront something directly. But instead what he is saying means to orient something so it is the correct way around. He has used this more that once but here's an example with also illustrates my query below.

On a slight tangent but related to this topic. What is wrong with Philip's mouth? I've seen the term "mush mouth" used here to describe it which is apt. His mouth is puffy and he can't enunciate words I'm not sure if he is just too lazy to use the muscles of speech or if his face is too fat to allow it. Whatever it is combine it with his pathetic attempts to sound articulate leading him to try and use the big words results in many of the contributions to this thread. His jaw is also messed up his mandible appears off set to his right so when he opens his mouth it gets pulled to that side like in the classic exploitable attached.

It's just him being as lazy and sloppy with his speech as he tends to be with everything else in his life. He doesn't have a condition, he's just a lazy asshole who doesn't care that large portions of his khammentary are almost indecipherable. His refusal to enunciate leaves his speech frequently sounding like a randomly warbled string of vowel sounds. For example when he says 'Get the fuck out of here' what comes out of his mouth is frequently 'Ge-tha-fu ow-of-ere'.

I'm probably just too much of a pleb to 'get' this part of his khantent that he applies to other people's published work to transform their work into his own 'copyright protected art'.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Could it be because he doesnt converse with others much? If you dont talk much (he doesnt outside of streams) and dont talk with others (just kat) your speech declines. Your speech gets 'lazy' for lack of a better word because you have no one else there to keep you sharp. Think of it as a crossword or sudoku that your grandma does to keep her mind sharp.

The guy watches wrestling and drinks gin, alone, in his spare time. Hes not exercising his mouth or his mind. Its probably why dspsism exist and why his speech can blur words.

Hes DarkSydeNEET at this point

 

[Fallgout Boy]

"Head up" - He means head on as in to confront something directly. But instead what he is saying means to orient something so it is the correct way around. He has used this more that once but here's an example with also illustrates my query below.

He has a tendency to combine two different figures of speech. I'm surprised I'm not seeing more of them here. I forget them all, but:

Having the boat pulled out from under you.

Knocking something out of the box.

He's also literally said "unpossible".

 

[Sparkletor]

DSP has been talking at his television for over 10 years, 8 years as a full time job. DSP can pick up any word and use it on a professional level.

 

[Agentsmith]

One he didn't create, but he definitely uses is "that being said / having said that"

Made me think of this gold

 

[Preferred Penne]

For example when he says 'Get the fuck out of here' what comes out of his mouth is frequently 'Ge-tha-fu ow-of-ere'.

I've heard of this condition before. It's called "being from Liverpool".

God knows how Phil contracted it though.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He's also literally said "unpossible".

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Could it be because he doesnt converse with others much? If you dont talk much (he doesnt outside of streams) and dont talk with others (just kat) your speech declines. Your speech gets 'lazy' for lack of a better word because you have no one else there to keep you sharp. Think of it as a crossword or sudoku that your grandma does to keep her mind sharp.

The guy watches wrestling and drinks gin, alone, in his spare time. Hes not exercising his mouth or his mind. Its probably why dspsism exist and why his speech can blur words.

Hes DarkSydeNEET at this point

Yup. That's why the most words that come out of his mouth are during his hour long prestreams. Dude has no one to talk to so he uses this time to let it all out. Pretty much makes his viewers a pseudo psychologist which gets very tiring, especially when they aren't getting paid to listen to his nonsense.

I doubt him and kat have actual conversations at this point.

 

[VenomPlug]

Grotesque Pigroach fails at basic controls and moves yet has balls to talk about 'micro frames', 'proper khambo execution' (so when his opponent lands a successful combo/super it's 'not earned') etc. MvC: Infinity - he got his ass rekt so hard he started crying about gameplay not being 'traditional enough', yet when he plays old platformers and RPGs (and of course fails at them constantly) they are being 'archaic'.