Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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GhostButt said:
Honestly it looks like none of the testosterone took hold during his real puberty either. Dude might just be hormone resistant.
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The porphyria or whatever makes him look like a ghoul more or less drowns out any other attempt he makes to look female or even human. He's a couple shades of greenish-gray from being Salad Fingers.
 
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Alekto said:
Yes, comparing the two wrongly in my opinion. I am no DSP fan, could care less about him. But he does the work, he streams. Narcissa is to stupid to do this, he is more like The Spoony One. The two of them should team up for a non-event.
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ADF and DSP are not the same lolcow.
 
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Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
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Comfy times at the stream.

Twitter? Not so much, even though the day started off in a seemingly happier mood:
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EDIT: she talked on stream about suffering PTSD from seeing a twitch streamer get money, says she's depressed and laying down with a pillow comforts her. Wright also said she had some loud, high pitched noise in her head, and her heart was pounding faster as she was literally getting triggered. Also, either she or a mod kicked out multiple people, I guess. Numerous messages from certain users disappeared from the chat. One wasn't even saying anything bad and he got banned lmao.

"Why can't I have good things?"
-Narcissa Wright, 2018
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Hey i remember when this same thing was said when zelda came out and how it was the only thing he was looking forward to, "THIS IS THE ONE GUYS THIS IS THE ONE THAT WILL PUT ME BACK ON THE MAP IM SURE OF IT"
 
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Drip Feed said:
Hey i remember when this same thing was said when zelda came out and how it was the only thing he was looking forward to, "THIS IS THE ONE GUYS THIS IS THE ONE THAT WILL PUT ME BACK ON THE MAP IM SURE OF IT"
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The stupidest part about Cosmo's harebrained get-popular-again-quick schemes is that he always could've returned to a Zelda speedgame he was already known for and expected at least a marginal uptick in viewers - more if he'd actually learned the strats and grinded out a decent time. He never did this, of course, because he was banking on release hype or cheap attention from running his own made-up categories to boost his viewership.

It absolutely blows my mind that Cosmo somehow inverted from an autistic hyper-obsessive capable of spending years optimizing a single game to an ADHD dopamine addict who would rather literally cry on stream than spend any amount of time learning a speedrun. It's probably the single most key change in his personality.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
It absolutely blows my mind that Cosmo somehow inverted from an autistic hyper-obsessive capable of spending years optimizing a single game to an ADHD dopamine addict who would rather literally cry on stream than spend any amount of time learning a speedrun. It's probably the single most key change in his personality.
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Has anyone improved after trooning out? Ever?
 
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Well, kiwifarms? How could she do that?

Another screen cap for context:
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HighlyCursedBoy said:
He's become such a bitter little shit, too.

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That was posted here earlier in the thread, but man, we are seriously at the point where she is literally getting triggered by streamers more successful than her. I wonder why she can’t just move to making YouTube videos. These boring streams aren’t even funny. It’s like her master plan is to be as dull as possible so that no one would even want to hatewatch her streams. Banning anyone in the chat who criticizes her hasn’t helped matters, either. Oddly enough, it seems like she doesn’t do that on YouTube, I see many negative comments on her channel.
 
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Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
That was posted here earlier in the thread, but man, we are seriously at the point where she is literally getting triggered by streamers more successful than her. I wonder why she can’t just move to making YouTube videos. These boring streams aren’t even funny. It’s like her master plan is to be as dull as possible so that no one would even want to hatewatch her streams. Banning anyone in the chat who criticizes her hasn’t helped matters, either. Oddly enough, it seems like she doesn’t do that on YouTube, I see many negative comments on her channel.
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She won't make youtube videos because her goal isn't to entertain people. She wants to do as she pleases and have people be entertained regardless because its her and she's worth it. That or give her money and leave so she doesn't have to put in any effort into supporting her lifestyle.
 
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GhostButt said:
Bruce Jenner went from a mincing creep in the 80's to a hilarious trump voting grandma with a body count. So that was a least a lateral venture.
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He won the fucking olympic decathalon and set many world records dude.

One of his earliest troon exploits was when he masturbated while wearing his tween daughter's underwear (not even his wife's underwear)
 
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