If you had to swap bodies with a lolcow? - Which one would you choose?

[wateryketchup]

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[Sir Auroras]

I'd pick a hot lolcow and then I'd fuck my real body. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[JambledUpWords]

I’d either want to switch bodies with Riley Dennis or Amberlynn Reid.

If I were in Riley’s body, I’d use it to create videos that would be considered alt-right or conservative by his/her followers. Also, I would write tweets endorsing Trump. The aftermath would be hilarious.

If I were in Amberlynn’s body, I would contact Dr.Now for an appointment and put myself in a clinic that tracks everything I eat so I can lose weight. Not all this would be noble, I would genuinely want to know how it feels to move around a quarter ton body.

 

[J A N D E K]

I‘d swap places with Ashley Isaacs and head to Denny’s for a Grand Slam. I’d shut down my Tumblr, effectively liberating my army of undead Tumblranas.

 

[Picklechu]

Swapping bodies implies that they would get my body. Assuming I both get my body back and place it into some sort of restraints or something beforehand so the lolcow can't fuck up my life, it would be pretty funny to swap places with Chris to troll people.

If I couldn't get my body back, I'd probably just drink bleach.

 

[Audit]

Do we become undead if we pick a deceased cow?

 

[ES 148]

I'd swap with @Hell0 because he's me

 

[wylfım]

Assuming this is temporary, I have a morbid curiosity to know what being strikerwolf feels like.
Though if my IQ drops to his level then no thanks I'm fine as I am right now.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Probably a female one so I can see what all the bitching is about.

 

[UnKillFill]

There are plenty of cows with relatively normal bodies. A better question would be who would the WORST cow to swap bodies with be?

 

[J A N D E K]

There are plenty of cows with relatively normal bodies. A better question would be who would the WORST cow to swap bodies with be?

It not so much who is best or worst, but simply who and why. Like maybe you’d choose to be Pixyteri so you could save her from her recent, silly “futanari” phase... and just go back to the being the oh so kawaii desu “I’m poopin” cosplay queen we know and love.

 

[MG 620]

Phil. The first thing I would do is to expose myself and let the truth be known. We need to know, NOW, NOW, NOW!!!

 

[Burgers in the ass]

I'd pick Terry Davis

Because his dead

 

[Damocles_Sword]

I'd pick one of the furries, so I would have access to a shotgun, and a number of other furries. Bonus points if I could quantum leap out just as the arrest happens.

 

[wateryketchup]

As for me personally I would choose Brianna Wu because she's gonna be in congress so I'd have her power

 

[8777BB5]

After I made sure my former body was asleep I'd take over the Nostalgia Chick's body, take off all her clothes and have her run around a MAGA Rally screaming "I love Trump! I love Trump!" If I could get in front of a camera I'd make sure I'd fondle myself and masterbate furiously while screaming how much Trump turned me on. when the police came back I'd switch back. Not only would I wake up from a nice long nap but the Nostalgia Chick would be gone for good

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Gloria Tesch, cause she has a nice rack.

 

[0 0]

Are you kidding? Low Tier God. He's got chicken legs, but that's easy to fix and his worst aspect is easily the brain on his neckmeat rather than the sack of flesh it's piloting.

 

[Idiotron]

I would swap bodies with 4Chad because he looks SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

 

[cypocryphy]

Chris. I'd like to try taking that crooked duck for a spin.