If you had to swap bodies with a lolcow? - Which one would you choose?

Do I get their life too? If so, I'd choose Dan Harmon, make an entire R&M episode about Rick wanting to bring back Mac Tonight, but with Moonman's personality, send all of his money into my best friend's grandpa's bank account (so he'd be less likely to catch on in my body), then when I get my body back, me and my buddy will go on a relaxing Japanese vacation and while Dan hangs himself in his own backyard.
 
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Ashley Isascs.

1: I could learn her Lich secrets and feel pants shattering euphoria eating a double baconater.
2: My real body would drop about 15-20lbs from housing her corrupt soul so it will be the easiest cut I've ever done.
3: Her breakdown at being switched back into the body of a mostly healthy thottie will be fucking delightful.
 
Zoe Quinn. I’d go over to Jake Alley’s house, confess undying love forever, get him into bed, then swap back.

No, wait, better idea. Get into Jake Alley’s body for about a year. Lock his Twitter account after one last Googleshng confessing all. Go on a diet. Dress better. Get a job. Move out of his mother’s house, first apologizing to his parents for everything. Build a social life. Volunteer in the community. Then, once Jake’s firmly cemented in everyone’s mind as a likable guy who’s really turned things around, swap back. Then see what happens.

(During this time, my body would be in a medically induced coma, because I’m not putting that tard in charge)
 
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