[X-Post] Closure of the CWCki Forum's Private Discussion Board

[Kosher Dill]

This is all pretty heavy. I wholeheartedly agree that Chris does need to learn the truth about those e-mails and Catherine

Are you joking? A bunch of people have said this, but I think it would just harm him further if he knew. His paranoia is already through the roof, and you want to boost it further? He's already snapping pictures of people he thinks are troll spies.
Look, at some point Chris is going to be on his own and he's going to have to deal with people from the real world. We shouldn't cripple his ability to do so any more than we already have.

 

[champthom]

Are you joking? A bunch of people have said this, but I think it would just harm him further if he knew. His paranoia is already through the roof, and you want to boost it further? He's already snapping pictures of people he thinks are troll spies.
Look, at some point Chris is going to be on his own and he's going to have to deal with people from the real world. We shouldn't cripple his ability to do so any more than we already have.

I've thought about what Chris would do if a friend of his was in fact a troll, but this is probably magnitudes worse as we're not just talking about one or two fake people but a whole web of personas that made up Chris's social network. Some people have described Chris's life as a real life version of "The Truman Show" which I think is pretty apt based on my experience. I think though that the recent revelations that it's probably more so than my experience - instead of just one or two people trolling Chris, you had his entire social life nearly completely controlled. I think if that happened to anyone, they would probably lose it and I think the same might happen with Chris. Though probably one of the admirable things about Chris is that he's delusional but that keeps him from cracking. I imagine he might just do some mental gymnastics about how Catherine was real but someone was pretending to be her at some points and he was talking to people he did in fact know and they were real except trolls intercepted the messages...you get the idea. Some people would probably kill themselves if they had what was done to Chris but Chris has a power of delusion that lets him brush off a lot of the major stuff like this. He can't get over people calling him gay but the love of his life turns out to be fake and he's like "Oh, well what obviously happened is...".

 

[drtoboggan]

It's ok. We'll hear more as the piercing gets interesting.

 

[Holdek]

Chris is going to find out about this one way or the other, at some point. The cat's out of the bag now, and the damage is done. It's just a matter of when. He could already know; this thread is viewable to guests.

From this point forward the only good that can be achieved is to just stop fucking with the guy so much.

 

[Skeletor]

Has anyone told CWC that the galpal betrayal was fake? Maybe there's a chance to undo some of the damage to his heart level.

 

[autism420]

Rumor has it that the infected piercing has been removed.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

As it's always been the best stuff Chris releases is things he decided to do on his own.

I think it's good you have done this because as long as Chris thinks he has friends he isn't going to make an effort to make real ones and he finally has a (slim) chance of finding some now he has started socializing within the LGBTQ community.

 

[Panzer IV]

Has anyone told CWC that the galpal betrayal was fake? Maybe there's a chance to undo some of the damage to his heart level.

Don't waste your time.
During the different sagas all these years, hundreds of whiteknights, even trolls, told chris that every single one of his girlfriends were a fraud and he didn't believe them.

edit: wops, I don't know why I have read catherine instead of galpals, sorry (but almost same thing)

 

[timtommy]

I've thought about what Chris would do if a friend of his was in fact a troll, but this is probably magnitudes worse as we're not just talking about one or two fake people but a whole web of personas that made up Chris's social network. Some people have described Chris's life as a real life version of "The Truman Show" which I think is pretty apt based on my experience. I think though that the recent revelations that it's probably more so than my experience - instead of just one or two people trolling Chris, you had his entire social life nearly completely controlled. I think if that happened to anyone, they would probably lose it and I think the same might happen with Chris. Though probably one of the admirable things about Chris is that he's delusional but that keeps him from cracking. I imagine he might just do some mental gymnastics about how Catherine was real but someone was pretending to be her at some points and he was talking to people he did in fact know and they were real except trolls intercepted the messages...you get the idea. Some people would probably kill themselves if they had what was done to Chris but Chris has a power of delusion that lets him brush off a lot of the major stuff like this. He can't get over people calling him gay but the love of his life turns out to be fake and he's like "Oh, well what obviously happened is...".

Well the trollling has been so constant it is like a TV series, not a movie. If this week's episode doesn't turn out the way he wants, all he has to do is wait a week until the next episode comes out. Maybe it will be better.

Also I think he benefits from suspension of disbelief. He finds someone who is pleasant to correspond with or talk to, so he goes ahead and does that. The positive feelings he gets from that are genuine. so he rolls with it as long as he can.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

It's uncomprehensible.

Me fail English? That's unpossible

 

[4Macie]

Has anyone told CWC that the galpal betrayal was fake? Maybe there's a chance to undo some of the damage to his heart level.

I think, and it was a few pages back, that the overall thing with the galpals not really being his galpals wasn't the fake part. It was that people found out that they weren't as close to Chris has he claims and then pretended to be those galpals to message Chris about a missed reunion and other stuff. There might have been a fake email between a fake galpal and forum users that made it through, but overall, these girls were not Chris's friend as much as he told us they were. Remember, he ate lunch with them 2-3 times a week and had two classes with them throughout the week; and that was 99% of their interaction together. Barb invited them to his bday party twice and he pretty much forced himself into another girl's bday party. Chris raged at graduation and only one girl came to comfort him and only one girl danced with him at prom or whatever it was.

Oh, and don't forget that Chris had some of these girls added on facebook already and he harassed them so much after this 'info drop' that they told him off and blocked him.

 

[Marvin]

Has anyone told CWC that the galpal betrayal was fake? Maybe there's a chance to undo some of the damage to his heart level.

Heh, ok, so, it's actually kind of the opposite.

The galpals weren't his friends? True. Chris had damage to his heart level about that issue? False.

Any messages from the galpals to Chris about it are probably fake, but the original story, in that they were specifically requested to hang out with Chris and pretend to be his friend, was true. Chris was told about it from a solidly legit source, like Barb or someone. Chris is aware, factually, that they weren't his friends in the first place, but he's desperately trying to undo that.

It's one of the more sad parts about this, because if a troll is a dick to Chris, Chris can just out him as a troll and say "aha! it wasn't real! you're a sad troll!" But here there's no out for Chris in this situation, yet he thinks there is one.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Chris's own content has been amazing in the past few months. His eBay adventures alone have been entertaining.

I follow several lolcows pretty faithfully, and though the rest are professional (to some extent) content providers (bloggers, etc.) with a constant stream of shit to mock, there is just so much pure ridiculousness and self-importance in the antics Chris gets up to on his own that they're worth the wait.

 

[Picklechu]

So, now that I've had time to sleep on this and think it over, I feel I can wrap my head around things.

I've been watching Chris for years, but I finally joined the board earlier this year. I was quite happy with the "no trolling plans" rule, and the fact that it seemed to be enforced was a definite plus. I'm really disappointed with T and S (if we still don't want to reveal any names) for keeping up a generally unfunny fabrication for so long. I'm not really weirded out by the papers and stuff from high school, as S could have been part of a cleanup/restoration or garbage removal crew, and it's not illegal (it would have been weird, however, if it was recent trash from outside of the rental house or something). I began having my suspicions when the CD dropped, but I thought there was a slim possibility that we did have a Wallflower situation. What does bother me, however, is the impersonation of the gal-pals, as well as the same old tired, fake heatsweet thing being done for the millionth time in such a weenish way, as well as this web that's been placed around Chris. It's just not funny anymore, and it's probably best that he just be observed, as many f us thought was being done.

Chris is going to find out about all of this eventually, but I think most would agree that it's best to do a slow withdrawal, as just pulling the rug out from under his feet may lead to even worse things for him. A slow withdrawal and a January info dump is likely the best outcome for everyone.

 

[Apocalypso]

Also, since you said you hoped Chris took out the piercing prepare to read a lot of messages declaring it as fact.

I'll wait in anticipation for that.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I've thought about what Chris would do if a friend of his was in fact a troll, but this is probably magnitudes worse as we're not just talking about one or two fake people but a whole web of personas that made up Chris's social network. Some people have described Chris's life as a real life version of "The Truman Show" which I think is pretty apt based on my experience. I think though that the recent revelations that it's probably more so than my experience - instead of just one or two people trolling Chris, you had his entire social life nearly completely controlled. I think if that happened to anyone, they would probably lose it and I think the same might happen with Chris. Though probably one of the admirable things about Chris is that he's delusional but that keeps him from cracking. I imagine he might just do some mental gymnastics about how Catherine was real but someone was pretending to be her at some points and he was talking to people he did in fact know and they were real except trolls intercepted the messages...you get the idea. Some people would probably kill themselves if they had what was done to Chris but Chris has a power of delusion that lets him brush off a lot of the major stuff like this. He can't get over people calling him gay but the love of his life turns out to be fake and he's like "Oh, well what obviously happened is...".

It's pretty astounding all the stuff that's happened to Chris, I remember on the old image boards there were things like people posting funny messages weens left on his answering machine or posting his email details, anecdotally when Chris used to regularly make youtube videos I sent him a private message and another youtube account quickly sent me a message replying to it.

Maybe if Chris finally wises up he can write a autobiography of his life up till now, I think a lot of people would be interested in a real life Truman Show.

 

[OhLordy]

Was Anna that was commenting on chris's facebook posts a troll or real person? What ever happened to her?

 

[Marvin]

Maybe if Chris finally wises up he can write a autobiography of his life up till now, I think a lot of people would be interested in a real life Truman Show.

Actually, that's a very interesting idea. Chris' ebay sales are a one-time chunk of change for him. Maybe a lot of legos, but still equal or less than a year's worth of tugboat. But an autobiography? Definitely a good payoff.

It'd obviously have to be ghostwritten though.

Was Anna that was commenting on chris's facebook posts a troll or real person? What ever happened to her?

If Anna's commenting on Chris' facebook, it's Anna.

 

[Taily Puff]

I always thought that the funniest thing about Chris was his paranoid belief that there was a conspiracy to hurt him and make him miserable. It boggled my mind that someone could destroy their own life so thoroughly, and still blame some shadowy group of conspirators. It made me laugh that the people Chris though were orchestrating his misery were actually trying to help him, and that they weren't ever really trying to make him unhappy, just guide him to reality in a weird, autistic path.

But I was wrong.

There was actually a shadowy conspiracy that got pleasure from seeing Chris in pain.

I... kind of want to send him some lego now.

 

[MillisecondOfDeath]

As it has been pointed out to death, Chris is his own best troll. I don't think there has been a need to personally troll him for years now. His ebay issues are his own doing. His spectacular melt downs are his own doing.

Chris just needs to get the hell off the internet. There is precedence for this. Noted LOL cow and fraudster Casey Serin had his own wiki in the vein of chris, the caseypedia. The biggest troll was Casey himself. He finally wisened up, quit the internet, and reclaimed his own life story.

Chris should do the same, but never will.