Amberlynn's Ankle Rolls - A gallery for hoof and ankle sightings and such...

[Keyboard Warrior]

That is creepy as fuck. HOW do you get so huge that you not only lose your ankles but get a collar of overhanging fat?

Addiction, complacency, denial, willful ignorance, enablers, the ravenous stray dog mentality of "if you eat faster, you get more," blinding vanity. It helps to love food too.

 

[NQ 952]

latest roll sighting! They look worse than ever! Soon the overhang of leg fat will start dragging on the floor. View attachment 584956

I feel a pang of empathy for her here - if she can still feel them, her feet have got to be fucking killing her when she moves.

Sadly, she did it to herself with her constant loop of on again, off again dieting. TBH I hope she gets on MSHPL because I think it's the only way that she'll live past 35.

 

[UW 411]

They're way beyond cankles at this point. We need a new term.

Aside from her natural ankle floaties, her legs are chunky 'S' shapes.

 

[Xenomorph]

They're way beyond cankles at this point. We need a new term.

Aside from her natural ankle floaties, her legs are chunky 'S' shapes.

Ham Shanks

 

[MillionaireMadman]

Imagine how much she would cost the tax payer if she lived in a country with free health care

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Ham Shanks

Shankles.

 

[Bunny]

I want to get a pin and see if they pop like a balloon. Logically I know they won't, but I still want to.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Lmao her body is such a fucking disaster

 

[Twinkie]

Lmao her body is such a fucking disaster

People are schizophrenic about her body though. I've heard so many people say--even here on kf--that Amberlynn "got lucky" with her fat distribution. Like what? Her calves are the size of basketballs

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I guess it could be worse. Some people argue she looks better than Chantal or the Slatons, and yeah I guess at least she doesn't have bulbous forehead fat. Whether she's "better" probably all comes down to whether you think it's more unlucky to carry the bulk of your fat in your belly area (Chantal) or have a massive shelf ass and elephant legs (Amber).

Personally, I think they're all pretty equally heinous. The only real point I used to put in Chantal's corner is she was at least much better at makeup, but lord knows she stopped trying months ago.

 

[JaneThough]

This is sincerely my favorite thread on this site.

 

[Twinkie]

Chantal is also a lot more mobile and can even fit behind the wheel of a car. If I were in some circle of hell where I had to choose one of the three, I might choose a Slaton. I'm in hell already, who cares.

Having tons of belly fat (Chantal) is very dangerous to your health for numerous reasons; Amberlynn's elephant legs make it extremely difficult for her to be active, I imagine. That's the main reason I don't understand the "lucky" thing. I mean I guess she's lucky that she can look "better" in a selfie than Amy Slaton? What a useless metric. She can't even fucking walk.

I'm not mad or anything, it's just peculiar that people would say AL is lucky with her fat distro.. I feel she's the most disadvantaged of the three.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I see the lucky thing as looking at their face. You can tell Chantel is a whale because of how bulbous her face is and her neck is huge. Amber used to have less of that but ever since she got boobs, she seems to be gaining more in her face and neck too.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

latest roll sighting! They look worse than ever! Soon the overhang of leg fat will start dragging on the floor. View attachment 584956

Christ, I thought they were tumors.

Amber's pretty gross in general, but I've never seen anyone with lumpy legs like hers.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I know she doesn't have it, but her legs always make me think of elephantiasis. There are definitely some poor souls out there with legs that strongly resemble hers, at least in pants.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I want to get a pin and see if they pop like a balloon. Logically I know they won't, but I still want to.

I think they would leak custard.

 

[8008135]

At 550+ pounds, all the luck in the world won't save your body from being a lumpy, stretched out, sore-ridden disaster. I mean, I guess it's better when put into the context that she could have ass wings or look even more like a human puddle, but her legs alone are enough of a horror show that she blew past "relatively normal" 250 pounds ago. And, like Save Twinkie said above, that puts her in an even worse position than the others, because those lymphedema trunks make her barely mobile.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Chantal is also a lot more mobile and can even fit behind the wheel of a car. If I were in some circle of hell where I had to choose one of the three, I might choose a Slaton. I'm in hell already, who cares.

Having tons of belly fat (Chantal) is very dangerous to your health for numerous reasons; Amberlynn's elephant legs make it extremely difficult for her to be active, I imagine. That's the main reason I don't understand the "lucky" thing. I mean I guess she's lucky that she can look "better" in a selfie than Amy Slaton? What a useless metric. She can't even fucking walk.

I'm not mad or anything, it's just peculiar that people would say AL is lucky with her fat distro.. I feel she's the most disadvantaged of the three.

I don't know which one is healthier I just think Chantal looks really retar.ded. I've never seen a fat person like her who stores almost all their fat in their stomachs to the point they're walking beach balls, Amber looks more like a standard MSHPL fag but that's probably just me.

 

[Malibougie]

Christ, I thought they were tumors.

Amber's pretty gross in general, but I've never seen anyone with lumpy legs like hers.

She is going to need an ankle lift should she ever decide and stick to losing weight.

Are ankle lifts even a thing? That loose ankle skin would be a tripping hazard from overhanging her soft, dainty feet.

 

[sperginity]

She is going to need an ankle lift should she ever decide and stick to losing weight.

Are ankle lifts even a thing? That loose ankle skin would be a tripping hazard from overhanging her soft, dainty feet.

They lift the whole leg starting at the bottom, like pulling up a sock, and trimming the excess at the top of the thigh. It's apparently one of the worst skin surgeries wrt pain and recovery.