Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Emily Cohen is trying to run defense for Becky, who supposedly is getting "targeted" for attacking Parisi.
I've seen Emily Cohen pop up a few times in Becky's spheres. Here's what I found on her.

Full name: Emily Roseanne Cohen
Aliases: Rabbit KM, Emily Cohen, Rabbit Cohen
Location: 4768 Ash Street, Doraville GA, 30340
DOB: 01/09/1990

Accounts
Twitter, Instagram, ask.fm: BathysphereHat
Tumblr: queercrip
Facebook: rabbit.cohen.1

She is married to a guy named Derek Kinney. Her mother, Leslie Cohen, is a politician in North Carolina. She was actually pretty cute when she first got married:
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This is what she looks like now:
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"Honestly I don’t know when I’ll be ready for sex again after this abuser was outed. He really messed me up. Damnit >.<"
Something about this is somewhat concerning, but I may be overanalysing.

She doesn’t seem too keen to fuck the cucks, yet she was trying for a baby. Was she trying to get impregnated by her “abusive” “daddy”? That’d be 32 flavours of fucked up, even for Becky.
 
Something about this is somewhat concerning, but I may be overanalysing.

She doesn’t seem too keen to fuck the cucks, yet she was trying for a baby. Was she trying to get impregnated by her “abusive” “daddy”? That’d be 32 flavours of fucked up, even for Becky.
Based on the other comments she made about how he wanted to have kids with her because he couldn't have kids with his wife, I'm almost positive that's the case. In fact, if you imagine that a lot of things were performative for the purposes of wooing punningpundit (the Disney trips, the dom talk, the baby talk) then some things begin to make more sense. Horribly, horribly creepy sense.
 
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"Currently, there is no HPV test recommended for men. The only approved HPV tests on the market are for screening women" -CDC

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Not to mention that Gardisal was only approved in 2006. There was plenty of time for the cucks to contract HPV before that. One of the reasons that people are vaccinated against HPV at such a young age is that it's endemic and a huge amount of people will be exposed to it between becoming sexually active and their early 20s.

The science isn't yet settled on the extent to which HPV vaccination may prevent head and neck cancers (which are expected to overtake cervical cancer as the number one cancer caused by HPV by 2020), either - meaning that even if you're vaccinated there is still good reason to try to minimise your risk of contracting HPV. It's also not yet known for how long HPV vaccination remains effective.

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https://www.futurity.org/hpv-vaccine-cancer-1763752/

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https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/infectious-agents/hpv-vaccine-fact-sheet
 
Becky tried to come up with a defense for the cucks letting her be raped and not only doing nothing, but continuing to let the alleged rapist have contact with Becky up to this week. http://archive.fo/SCKOR
What kills me about this awful demon woman is that she makes up excuses and dresses them up as pseudo-sjw "rules". Not content to just lie by making up an excuse for why her husband&fiance never did anything to help her get away from an abusive relationship (likely, because it didn't go down that way), she is now telling people that in order to do right by abuse victims, you SHOULDN'T help them.

She frames it as "reporting it" but there are a million other, probably more effective, ways of helping an abuse victim. and it's implied her husband, fiance, and multiple eyewitnesses who were presumably friends did absolutely fuck-all and so she stayed in this abusive situation for years because...???

Not that any of this matters in regards to becky specifically, since it didn't fucking happen. Just chaps my ass that she and anyone who backs her on this is suggesting that turning a blind eye to outright abuse is supposedly the progressive thing to do
 
This is what she looks like now:

How's that even possible. Gaining weight as you age is a given, unless you act against it, but that's straight tripling in size. You need to put some extra effort to get to that size. Poor husband, that's a bedroom deader than the dinosaur she's riding on.
 
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This poor, poor woman. I heard that in some parts of the world, you pick your one best possible romantic partner, and maintain that single high quality relationship exclusively. It protects you from being abused like a cheap motel room by many lower quality partners, who are not invested in your emotional and physical well-being. If only we had such customs in the United States. Truly a blemish on our national character.
 
Based on the other comments she made about how he wanted to have kids with her because he couldn't have kids with his wife, I'm almost positive that's the case. In fact, if you imagine that a lot of things were performative for the purposes of wooing punningpundit (the Disney trips, the dom talk, the baby talk) then some things begin to make more sense. Horribly, horribly creepy sense.

punningpundit should rename himself cunningcuck.
 
punningpundit should rename himself cunningcuck.

I love how Becky expects him to get off Twitter, even though she never has to interact with him on there.

The cucks are such fucking weasels. If Becky was "too intoxicated to give consent", then "respecting her agency" is a stupid reason for not intervening - she was too drunk to have agency, too.
 
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Becky slept for 10 hours and then jumped right back on Twitter to sperg about ANTHONY PARISI. http://archive.li/K1tS7
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"No one is ever going to fucking believe me no matter what happens. Every victim is telling the truth except me somehow. Ugh." http://archive.fo/DG5la
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Cow crossover with serial harasser Requires Hate. http://archive.fo/06BVv http://archive.fo/G7NrB
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"It really is amazing that I’m apparently a terrible person that other witnesses of sexual assault are discredited if they’re my friends b/c nothing associated w/ me is trustworthy." http://archive.fo/uKk6U
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"At this point, I’m considering just lying & pretending he never harmed me. It’s the only way I can see to protect his other victims from my reputation." http://archive.fo/FaXdQ
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http://archive.fo/FUTab
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"It helps that he would specifically target trans people who were openly mentally ill & had small follow counts so they had less 'cred.'" http://archive.fo/sb2Kr
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"I feel guilty I’m hurting everyone else by being so unlikeable." http://archive.fo/JK2Fv
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"At this point, I’m starting to think I could have a damn recording of him ignoring my safe word or a blood test of my alcohol levels & people would still be like 'well I don’t like you so it didn’t happen.'" http://archive.fo/e2S0j
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"It’s hard to accept someone only saved your life so as to further control it. That all the improvements they made in your life were only to further your dependence on his good graces." http://archive.fo/gFeGC
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lol Parisi supposedly convinced Becky that her cucks didn't actually love her and only he did. http://archive.fo/WnG8m
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"Looking back it’s really obvious he specifically targeted me b/c I lost my job & support network. He wasn’t saving me, he was reshaping me to better serve his needs." http://archive.fo/jkfnC
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"God he even tried to convince me to leave my husband & move to Seattle to be his personal pet. I feel so sick right now >.<" http://archive.fo/XyPWG
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"On Friday I texted him that he didn’t abuse me & I wanted to continue my relationship w/ him. B/c of course I did. B/c I still love the asshole. I’m sure that’s what these people have. It doesn’t erase the witnesses I have."
"I must’ve left & gone back to him half a dozen times in the last two years. I’m not proud of it." http://archive.fo/wz7sh
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She deleted at least one tweet today, whatever these were in reply to.
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Rebecca announced she needed to work today, so everything after this is her at 'work.' http://archive.fo/G9dmQ
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Rebecca claims she attempted suicide on Wednesday, using it to manipulate Parisi, and was literally shaking because she thought the new woman had Parisi's phone (why wouldn't he have it on him?) and saw her suicide bait and "literally saw [Rebecca] was dying through his phone, did nothing, then went on twitter to brag about what a fun night she was going to have w/ him." http://archive.fo/lnNVU
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Rebecca claimed this conspiracy theory about the woman was so shocking that she had to go off Twitter for a while, she lasted three hours. http://archive.fo/Xvi0u
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HAIR STYLISTS! Cow crossover. Jake Alley has been making multiple Twitter screeds in support of Rebecca over the past few days, he made yet another one today and Rebecca replied and whined about the time she got caught lying about the hair stylists for Twitter asspats. http://archive.fo/vEaL7
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Becky never lies about anything, she's not "creative" enough. :story: http://archive.fo/yhpZ1
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Becky: *messages Parisi and says he never abused her and she wants to stay in a relationship with him*
Also Becky: "RRRREEEEE his new partner saw my message to him and now doesn't believe me" http://archive.fo/0s2LQ
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"And right now, a lot of you have decided a cis white woman’s safety is more important than the three disabled trans people she harming. That isn’t friendship. That’s cowardice." http://archive.fo/0UfDP
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You gotta wonder how long these asspatters will continue to hang on sympathizing with her when she's being so utterly bipolar with her behavior, going back and forth "I LOVE HIM STILL, I HATE HIM, I LOVE HIM BUT HATE HIM, ETC." for days and saying anyone who doesn't submit themselves to her insane ramblings completely is an abuse enabler and can fuck off.

Seriously, how much abuse can they take until it's not longer worth it to continue placating her since it makes zero difference.
 
Jesus H. Christ, it's NaNoWriMo and I bet some authors would love to have word count matching Becky Twitter output. Becky, since you're reading (Hi! Big fan), you were not abused, or at least there's zero evidence in your walls of text. You're just a loose fat girl who fucks anyone who pays attention to you, married or not, and try to pass yourself as a victim.

You're anything but. The only victim in all this is a poor wife of that autismchad.

You're not a Jew, nor PoC, nor trans. Not an abuse victim, not an archivist. Sorry :heart-empty:
 
"And right now, a lot of you have decided a cis white woman’s safety is more important than the three disabled trans people she harming. That isn’t friendship. That’s cowardice." http://archive.fo/0UfDP

The cis white woman is Rebecca, and absolutely nobody cares about her safety. She should fall in an open manhole cover in fact.
 
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