Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,662
The thing I can't figure out is, like, why does she do so many lingerie shots? She also posts nudes, though I've had the fortune of only seeing the 'tasteful' ones from the side where her undoubtedly saggy tits/ass aren't revealed at all. But I sincerely cannot figure out why she thinks her body is soooooo sexy. I'm sorry, but it's not. She does not look good. Her feeder husband probably tells her it is but he may be the only one other than weirdos who have a SSBBW fetish. Someone said previously that modelling requires making clothes look good. She doesn't. Her face is OK. For now. She probably looks like a sick person when she isn't wearing makeup though. But soon her face will be much fatter. One of the first things to happen when you gain a lot of weight is a double chin. It's not overly flattering on anyone and hers is definitely noticeable. She will be probably be done with modelling in the next year or two due to being too fat to fit in anything that isn't custom made or by some obscure company that only makes clothes for people who are like 500+ pounds. She will lose her appeal very soon, though at that point she may try to become relevant however she possibly can, much like what Amy Schumer did recently.
 
Tess is going to be having the arms version of that.Her body's weird predisposition to store fat in her arms is frankly disgusting yet fascinating at the same time.

Yep, that's already happening:
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And I'm shocked she found a fanny pack to fit around her.
 
Yep, that's already happening:
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And I'm shocked she found a fanny pack to fit around her.
That outfit looks like she raided Hot Topic, slapped on a beret and found cheap dollar store earrings. For being a model, she sure makes outfits look worse than they would on someone a normal size.
 
I am impressed that she was able to find a fanny pack that fits around her equator

e: oh lawd wait-- is it actually attached to the dress!? :story:
It’s really hard for me to tell, it looks attached in both pictures to me but it could also be her fat folds covering it.

I also noticed her husband looks extra gay here, he’s dressed like he’s trying to grab the attention of a nice burly man to play bottom bear to.
 
Yep, that's already happening:
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And I'm shocked she found a fanny pack to fit around her.

I can't get over how awful her feet look from all the pressure that's on them. Her arms look like someone has hung fat bags on them because they didn't know where else to put it. And there are the giant earrings again as if that's going to make the rest of her look smaller.

The fanny pack doesn't fit around her. She's got some kind of extension on it somewhere. That's why it's all black. In fact she may have taken the strap off entirely and put a different one on.
 
Holy crap, those photos look like someone was fucking around with the aspect ratio button until you see that everyone else looks normal. She’s impossibly wide. No way she’s less than 450, that 400lb lady someone linked to earlier looked a lot more proportionate than Tess.
 
Holy crap, those photos look like someone was fucking around with the aspect ratio button until you see that everyone else looks normal. She’s impossibly wide. No way she’s less than 450, that 400lb lady someone linked to earlier looked a lot more proportionate than Tess.

Yes, that's my favorite part aside from Tess's monstrously melting arms: Lots of people think the US is a never-ending sea of Hoven Munster Hollidays, but everyone else in these pictures is totally normal, if not thin.:story:
 
No I think it is managing to circumnavigate her waist but I think the chain part is probably an after market alteration.
I think it looks like it's attached to her dress. It might be a normal sized fanny pack but of course it won't fit her so she attached it to her undersleeve area to make it fit.
 
They're dooomed.
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Tess Holliday, Natalie Hage, and Whitney Way Thore respond to 'violent' fat-shaming death threats
'Hatred of fat people is real and it’s terrifying'

Three body-positive activists, including model Tess Holliday, have received a "violent" death threat.

Along with Natalie Hage and Whitney Way Thore, Holliday posted it to her Instagram account in a bid to show people the kind of hateful messages she is sent and let everyone know that they are taking legal action.

The message was initially sent to Hage on Facebook. It contained extremely “graphic violence and fat hate”, she said.

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Referring to them as “gluttonous sows” who “will not make it to 50”, the person who threatened them wrote: "I wish I had three hollow point bullets and a clear line of sight."

The women claim the sender is a white male and a nurse with a young daughter.

In response, Hage wrote on Instagram: "Unfortunately, we’re not new to this kind of vitriol."

She added that this particular message was more upsetting than others she’s previously received.

“Fat hate is really really real. This kind of unchecked misogyny turns into real life violence,” she wrote. “These people own guns. These people work in your town. These people come in contact with your kids. These people shoot up public places and take innocent lives”.

Hage also revealed that this was the third in a series of hateful direct messages from the same person, noting that it got “progressively worse” each time.

Holliday's post explained that although she receives death threats “daily” and has become “numb” to them, this one shocked her.

Thore added: “I see more of these kinds of messages than I’m sure you can imagine, but this one got me. Hatred of fat people is real and it’s terrifying.”

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The trio reveal the sender’s identity or social media handle but noted that the incident had been reported to the police.

Hage concluded her post by adding that she wouldn’t let these kind of hateful messages stop her or her fellow activists from speaking out.

“I’m angry that I’m scared but I won’t be silenced. I won’t let him have power over me," she said.

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Collectively, the trio’s Instagram posts amassed almost 55,000 likes and have been flooded with comments of love and support from followers.

“I’m so sorry and I am grateful for people like you that are willing to promote awareness and acceptance of all bodies, because everybody is worthy of love,” one person wrote.

Another added: “This is heartbreaking. Good to hear you took action, though. Sending lots of strength and love.”

A third added: “I am disturbingly saddened by this, wtf is wrong with people?"
Always a white male keeping the fat niggas down.
 
Didn’t see this posted when catching up, but I could be late.

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This has to be the greatest amount the photoshop smoothing tool has ever been used. Adding a super washed out filter is also a nice touch to hide a lumpy ass.
After begging VS for a job for years and realizing they're shitlords who can't abide fatties, she rails against them at every opportunity. That super shooped photo of her cellulite ridden ass is supposed to be showing them what they're missing by not hiring her.
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Here she is with her stomachs strapped down and her sagging udders propped up. She's gigantic; the table is hiding about a third or her.
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