Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[MirnaMinkoff]

Umm I don't think he would be able to even hear it down there in his basement hovel, don't forget those hoards of tabletop game boxes, which surepy would provide great sound insulation.

I think we’ve confirmed it’s an attic hovel unless the cruel abusive mother sleeps in the attic so Jake doesn’t have to wear himself out climbing stairs to his filthy den. His mom’s house in Niantic is near the shore, so like most houses near the ocean, I don’t believe it has a basement.

Jake does complain about his work station on the sofa so it sounds like he doesn’t even have the civility to stay in his room and let his mother use her living room in peace. She has to navigate his twitter mission control set up and listen to his soft sobs as he sees yet another person RT a Riot games video.

The house is pretty damn small. It must be hell living in such a small space with that morbidly obese hysterical gnome. I think there’s only one bathroom too. Ugh.

Jake is apparently having trouble keeping up with the Becky/Rabbit Cohen/ethelmonster bullshit. He's only just getting around to RTing shit we've already capped and posted.

I know Jake lives for twitter drama, it’s all he’s got, but even he can’t possibly keep up with basic BPD Becky. Way to much emotional twitter labor for Jake to maintain. Also the endless lying makes it hard to keep his narrative of the hour straight.

 

[repentance]

"Helping out" in this case means rabbit wants people to report the "transphobes" in her mentions. Sure would be a shame if PP's supporters reported Becky for repeatedly calling PP an abuser and now calling him a rapist.

 

[AnOminous]

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"Helping out" in this case means rabbit wants people to report the "transphobes" in her mentions. Sure would be a shame if PP's supporters reported Becky for repeatedly calling PP an abuser and now calling him a rapist.

"muh mentions"

Anyone who says that phrase should jump in front of a bus.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Jake does complain about his work station on the sofa so it sounds like he doesn’t even have the civility to stay in his room and let his mother use her living room in peace

Nah, I think he has to stay in his room unless he actually dragged his entire desktop computer setup somewhere else. And you know that wouldn't fly because he looks up his "extreme guro material" on there. Gotta have some... privacy for that.

 

[repentance]

Jake would know that Daniel is in Europe if he actually read Becky's tweets - she's tweeted about it multiple times over the last few days.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm not sure if I've ever heard someone refer to "splitting a place" when what they mean is "you pay rent for a place and I live in it."

 

[repentance]

I'm not sure if I've ever heard someone refer to "splitting a place" when what they mean is "you pay rent for a place and I live in it."

I think what he means is that he wants someone to pay his share of the rent, like parents will often do when their kids are at university. Why he thinks someone should be willing to do that is another question entirely. Most people his age have a stable source of income, whether it's from a job or benefits.

If you don't want people to comment on your life, don't spray it all over social media to the biggest possible audience. The person who made Becky's life a soap opera is Becky.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why he thinks someone should be willing to do that is another question entirely.

Come on, it says right on his Patreon!
"Secret Gamer Girl is creating articles on games, discrimination, and domestic terrorism".
People should be willing to pay him a living wage for his Googleshngs!

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

He didn’t mention bills in his list of costs he needs to cover. Just rent, food and Internet. I’d be very surprised if he’s considered the other costs of living - utilities, insurance, clothing and those unexpected costs that sometimes arise.

It's laughable that his big plan is to live that "smoking hot middle aged woman" life on 12,000 bucks a year, if that's enough to qualify as taxable income it would be even less(either he plans on avoiding taxes or like with everything else he doesn't know how taxes work). It's doable if he finds a cheap place to live and learn how to shop/cook(). It would also be fun to see the hoops he has to jump through to tweet about being terrified of black youth.

He's like a 13 year old speculating on how much it would cost to get their own place and in their mind they would get a lot of mileage out of a thousand bucks per month.

 

[Done]

Come on, it says right on his Patreon!
"Secret Gamer Girl is creating articles on games, discrimination, and domestic terrorism".
People should be willing to pay him a living wage for his Googleshngs!

Those 3 categories are in themselves very clashing and contradictory. If I am an editor for Kotaku (*shudders*), I really wouldn't care about Violet Hargrave's published domestic terrorism () coverage.

It's also amazing to think that his current life aspiration, the ultimate objective in his pathetic existence actually pays jack shit.

Like, we literally have threads on "journalists" who beg for sandwich money every single day. It just shows you how distorted his worldview really is.

 

[repentance]

Or Jake could just avoid inserting himself in other people's self-created drama.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Nah, I think he has to stay in his room unless he actually dragged his entire desktop computer setup somewhere else. And you know that wouldn't fly because he looks up his "extreme guro material" on there. Gotta have some... privacy for that.

You know when you’re a teenager, and you’re starting to feel that desire for independence? Your parents feel like they’re cramping your style and just generally getting on your nerves? That’s what Jake’s “horribly abusive living situation” sounds like. He’s had that for twenty years.

I'm not sure if I've ever heard someone refer to "splitting a place" when what they mean is "you pay rent for a place and I live in it."

... and yet, at the same time, like all adolescents wanting independence, he’s not mature enough to go out on his own. He’s stuck in the “I know everything, the world owes me for my brilliance” stage. That he thinks someone would willingly pay for him to live with them is, perhaps above all else, the sign that he is mentally a child.

We talk about Chris being stuck age 6 and Phil being stuck age 13, I’d say Jake is mentally stuck at 15-16.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

If Jake's heart is racing it's probably from whatever garbage he ingests. You know, the stuff he would magically stop eating and become a smoking hot middle aged chick if only someone would respect his gender.

 

[nertz]

If Jake's heart is racing it's probably from whatever garbage he ingests. You know, the stuff he would magically stop eating and become a smoking hot middle aged chick if only someone would respect his gender.

I wonder how often he eats fast food if they're all on the other side of town. The McDonald's on main street closing must have been a particularly bad day for him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Googleshng incoming, possibly with another repost of ‘The New McCarthyism.’

 

[An Ghost]

I wonder how often he eats fast food if they're all on the other side of town. The McDonald's on main street closing must have been a particularly bad day for him.

He doesn’t have a smart phone so he can’t tweet there, so never.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I wonder how often he eats fast food if they're all on the other side of town. The McDonald's on main street closing must have been a particularly bad day for him.

He just screams at his mom to bring him tendies.
Jake never leaves the house.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Googleshng incoming, possibly with another repost of ‘The New McCarthyism.’
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People figuring out that a lot of what Jake says is bullshit is not "whisper-campaigning".

 

[AnOminous]

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Or Jake could just avoid inserting himself in other people's self-created drama.

Maybe if Jake weren't a complete asshole, he wouldn't have driven off anyone who might have given a shit about his self-inflicted angst.

I wonder how often he eats fast food if they're all on the other side of town. The McDonald's on main street closing must have been a particularly bad day for him.

Actually leaving his home to blow tard bucks on McDonald's would be a step up in functionality for Jake.

Jake is literally too lazy even to get tard bucks, or spend them at McDonald's like Chris-Chan does.

 

[Next Task]

People figuring out that a lot of what Jake says is bullshit is not "whisper-campaigning".

I'm certain he's used the phrase 'missing stair' before, to describe the people who don't get officially dealt with but others in their community tell people to watch out for. He'll never seem to accept that he is the missing stair. That people won't create the drama of confronting him directly, just warn each other about who this Secret Gamer Grrl really is and that you shouldn't engage with him.

I wish more people would confront him directly, because his reactions are always a treat. But not realising that people are wising up to his shit, leaving him bleating into the empty void, is nice too.