Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[LN 910]

Did we ever find more info on that sex offender Shanenopolis?

 

[catdog]

I'm posting this here because I don't know WHERE to put it, but I know Kiwis would have a field day with it.

Some nombinary tumblrina named Trent Gates allegedly - wait, not allegedly, there are PHOTOS - gave himself a penectomy... at home... with rubber bands.

DON'T CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. NSFL.
Archive: http://archive.is/dREix

I don't know if this guy is a lolcow and I don't have time to do any real digging, but I do know this is WEIRD SHIT.

What if agender, but too much?

ETA:

Tumblr:
http://themaskedboi.tumblr.com
http://archive.is/H439y

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/TheMaskedBoi
http://archive.is/l2lzv

Google+:
https://plus.google.com/114142929862091347629
http://archive.is/IQp08

ETA 2:

The internet has already shit itself over this, I'm late to the party.

Here is a Reddit thread.
http://archive.is/CArWY

I know I ought to update the first post, but it won't let me add images, so I had to make a new one.

Trent's twitter seems to demonstrate all out madness, which is not surprising since he did, in fact, cut off his own junk.

Spoiler: Expand for SS.

 

[AnOminous]

Trent's twitter seems to demonstrate all out madness, which is not surprising since he did, in fact, cut off his own junk.

Trent is walking down the street. It’s halloween night. “Everyone run! It’s michael Myers!” A man screams only moments before Michael Myers slashes his throat. Children start screaming and running. A child in a sonic costume trips and lands on a rock and neck is quickly snapped. Trent quickly pulls out his pistol and opens fire, accidentally shooting a kid in a Pokémon pikachu costume directly in the forehead, Trent does a barrel roll. Michael Myers charges, Trent shoots him nurrmius times in the chest and forehead. Trent goes home.

Mr magenta took a flight directly to the USA from his home country. He wanted to celebrate Halloween in the USA with Trent. Mr magenta knocks on Trent’s door. He opens the door. They go to Trent’s room. Mr magenta quickly tackles Trent pushing him onto the bed. “Anal canal!” Mr magenta screams. He pulls off Trent’s trousers and slams his PENIS into Trent’s ANUS! Thrust. Thrust ejaculate. “That was pleasure.” Mr magenta says. “My anus has been trick or treated.” Trent says. “Hahaha hella humoourous!” Amanita kicks down the door . “Trick or treat! I smell anus!” Amanita screams. Mr magenta grabs an revolver and fired a shot directly into amanitas forehead. “Bulls eye color time” mr magenta explains. “Happy Halloween.”

Happy Halloween 2018 friends.

 

[catdog]

Trent is walking down the street. It’s halloween night. “Everyone run! It’s michael Myers!”

This still makes more sense than his Tweets, tbh.

 

[suicide girl]

I'm posting this here because I don't know WHERE to put it, but I know Kiwis would have a field day with it.

Some nombinary tumblrina named Trent Gates allegedly - wait, not allegedly, there are PHOTOS - gave himself a penectomy... at home... with rubber bands.

DON'T CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. NSFL.
Archive: http://archive.is/dREix

I don't know if this guy is a lolcow and I don't have time to do any real digging, but I do know this is WEIRD SHIT.

What if agender, but too much?

ETA:

Tumblr:
http://themaskedboi.tumblr.com
http://archive.is/H439y

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/TheMaskedBoi
http://archive.is/l2lzv

Google+:
https://plus.google.com/114142929862091347629
http://archive.is/IQp08

ETA 2:

The internet has already shit itself over this, I'm late to the party.

Here is a Reddit thread.
http://archive.is/CArWY

What in the actual fuck. I’m actually happy that I didn’t vomit.
He’s going to regret that soon. He’ll probably get an infection or just grow out of that “i’m-a-special-snowflake” phase. Still, I’m disgusted. He’s stuck looking like he just went through a genital mutilation torture

 

[catdog]

What in the actual fuck. I’m actually happy that I didn’t vomit.
He’s going to regret that soon. He’ll probably get an infection or just grow out of that “i’m-a-special-snowflake” phase. Still, I’m disgusted. He’s stuck looking like he just went through a genital mutilation torture

For sure. As soon as he gets the mental help he needs, he's going to have some huge regrets.

In other news, I'm glad I archived the links because he pulled a DFE and his social media links come up blank.

He has the guts to chop off his own dick, but being posted on Kiwi Farms? Oh no. That's vewy scawy.

 

[Pandinus Imperator]

https://twitter.com/thesourwarhead

This person is going around plagiarizing music and "proving" he owns it by converting mp3s into MIDIs then posting screenshots in FL Studio of the MIDi trainwreck that ensues.

He's also perjured himself claiming that he is the original composer of these songs and the artists he stole from are the ones stealing from him.

https://edm.com/news/zomboy-ace-aura-chime-ray-volpe-stolen-thesourwarhead

https://twitter.com/rob_swire/status/1062535182748733445

 

[MysticMisty]

My personal cow Terry who I've talked about before deleted fucking everything again during the summer (though not before changing his DA name from Scarpine to TheSocialistVegan). After laying low for several months he's returned under the new name Blaze-Wartortle.

https://www.deviantart.com/blaze-wartortle
https://www.deviantart.com/blaze-wartortle/journal/New-channel-new-start-766023118

Hey, this is a brand new channel just started today. I have previously been on this site for a few years under a few different names but left earlier this year due to a lot of trouble from certain people.

I am back however and this channel will be a bullshit free zone.

Politics on this site is poisonous and destroys friendships and should be banned. I learned that the hard way.

Anyway I am back under the name of one of my fan characters.

Here I will be looking at rewriting and making new fanfic and theory stuff as well as discussing interests, without the bullshit of course.

Here's to a brand new start.

So aside from the fact he calls it a "channel" rather than a page he's lying right off the bat, it took him less than a month before he started going off on political bullshit again. Not even a full week if you count his propaganda fanfic "Liberation of Pokemon". I'm guessing the source of his "trouble" and "drama" is him flipping his shit due to being called out on his shitty politics. And if he makes a brand-new page with a brand-new name it'll be like none of the bullshit he caused ever happened. Except that he always posts his real name everywhere.

Terry has already made a whopping 23 political-based journals since October 24th, with only a single journal since then that isn't political, his reaction to the Detective Pikachu trailer. He's surprisingly okay with it for now, but that'll probably change when the movie comes out and there's a scene where the main characters eat hamburgers or something. At any rate the overwhelming majority of his political journals are how Terry is a vegan and how vegan he is and how we should all adopt a "cruelty-free lifestyle" right now. Almost nobody comments on these journals, the one with the most comments to date was when a self-described communist told Terry he was wrong about the newly elected Brazilian president being a fascist. Terry immediately accused him of being secretly a fascist.

https://www.deviantart.com/blaze-wartortle/journal/Fascist-takes-over-in-Brazil-770319247

There's also a comment chain already hidden on Terry's page. I can't say I'm surprised, Terry gets pissed off at everything short of licking his disabled asshole.

So one of the things Terry has decided to do now that he's back is get back into Pokemon, even though he openly hates Fairy-type Pokemon and Alolan forms. On his old account Terry actually went as far as to claim that Fairy-type "discriminates" against the Dragon-type so I don't expect a lot of people are going to be happy to have him hanging around. I expect it'll be a repeat of what happened with the Mario fandom and after he's started tons of fights, pissed people off, and creeped people out he'll be permabanned again.

In the meantime here's some retarded fanfiction he's written that's a crossover between his two current obsessions: Pokemon and bullshit animal rights activism.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13083039/1/Liberation-of-Pokemon

 

[I am a nigger]

Jonathon W. Tooker is a guy who has no formal math or physics training who posts his "papers" on /sci/, r/Physics, and to anyone with a .edu's inbox. He's borderline schizophrenic and regularly evades numerous bans. He's so prolific that being able to understand why he's retarded is considered a good sign.

The Vixra he shills, reading his papers if you understand actual math and science probably could yield a fun drinking game: http://www.vixra.org/author/jonathan_w_tooker / https://archive.is/BPXeb

All of the images he posts have a really weird filename structure, (I think he probably uses some bizarre image managing software), which makes him easy to track when he isn't namefagging. Just kind of a weird guy overall.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Physics/comments/1wsdlx/dae_get_email_from_jonathan_tooker/
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ukbz6/i_am_the_anonymous_physicist_featured_in_the/
He's also tangentially related to: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Mohamed_El_Naschie
https://archive.is/DTvMt
https://archive.is/vGHuy

His soon-to-be banned stack account: https://math.stackexchange.com/users/532217/jonathan-tooker https://archive.fo/U6AgJ

Edit: Found a new thread in the catalog
https://boards.4chan.org/sci/thread/10148541 https://archive.fo/MTLYO

Edit 2: According to this thread mocking him, Jon is unemployed and ban evades using fast-food wifi
https://boards.4chan.org/sci/thread/10151148 https://archive.fo/UGbrK

Edit 3: In response to the thread mocking him, he posted this

Edit 4: Jon isn't retarded, it's the jews

Edit 5: In response to the first image being posted, he doubled down. 2occatl.net appears to be his personal site.

 

[MysticMisty]

So it turns out Terry and his butt buddies are currently having a slapfight with an even more obnoxious vegan named Ga-Maleven. Ga-Maleven keeps a public list of "dangerous people" that has Terry's previous name on there alongside a comment on him being anti-human rights and a fake vegan. https://sta.sh/01etzfsscz52

More interesting however is this comment chain: https://comments.deviantart.com/1/763530450/4643184684 I wonder if this is part of the reason why he deleted his old account and made a new one.

Also bonus, everyone who doesn't like the new female Doctor Who is a "triggered" fake fan. https://www.deviantart.com/blaze-wartortle/journal/Dr-Who-fake-fans-773362891

 

[ConcernedCitizen]

So this guy draws only Disney characters, in one of his comics Scrooge fuck his money and Donald proceeds to rape him.
http://www.smuttytoons.com/cartoons/mouseboy/index.html
Nothing to say.

 

[sevensixtwo]

Jonathon W. Tooker is a guy who has no formal math or physics training

Here's my undergraduate transcript documenting my extensive lack of formal training. It does not include my Master's in physics nor any training associated with the five years I spend getting a PhD before I was expelled for being a woman-hating serial rapist and a pedophile cannibal. During that time, I had the Presidential Fellowship which is the most prestigious award offered by that university to PhD candidates.

 

[Jigaboo Jones]

Here's my undergraduate transcript my extensive lack of formal training. It does not include my Master's in physics nor any training associated with the five years I spend getting a PhD before I was expelled for being a woman-hating serial rapist and a pedophile cannibal. During that time, I had the Presidential Fellowship which is the most prestigious award offered by that university to PhD candidates.

Greetings and welcome aboard.

On Thanksgiving Day, you sought out and found a thread about yourself as a lolcow.

This should be an interesting ride. I am not a math or science guy so I can't speak to anything except the fact that I get the feeling that you have some mental health troubles. There is no shame in that, though. Who doesn't?

If you can give as good as you get, I think you'll find that your stay here will be enjoyable and enlightening for all involved. It is apparent that you know how to meme. I approve greatly of your choice of the EMPRAH as an avatar on one of your profiles as well.

So let's see how this turns out. I look forward to seeing how this evolves. Expect people to try to take the piss out of you here, but it can be an enjoyable exercise for everyone, as I've mentioned, as long as you don't, well, start going on about pedophiles and stuff. That may prove a bit of a false start

oh, and

Spoiler

I should like to point out, though, that posting that with your address and such was probably a bad move.

That's assuming you are you and not a low effort troll, but we'll find that out soon enough.

 

[WW 635]

Greetings and welcome aboard.

On Thanksgiving Day, you sought out and found a thread about yourself as a lolcow.

This should be an interesting ride. I am not a math or science guy so I can't speak to anything except the fact that I get the feeling that you have some mental health troubles. There is no shame in that, though. Who doesn't?

If you can give as good as you get, I think you'll find that your stay here will be enjoyable and enlightening for all involved. It is apparent that you know how to meme. I approve greatly of your choice of the EMPRAH as an avatar on one of your profiles as well.

So let's see how this turns out. I look forward to seeing how this evolves. Expect people to try to take the piss out of you here, but it can be an enjoyable exercise for everyone, as I've mentioned, as long as you don't, well, start going on about pedophiles and stuff. That may prove a bit of a false start

oh, and

Spoiler

I should like to point out, though, that posting that with your address and such was probably a bad move.

That's assuming you are you and not a low effort troll, but we'll find that out soon enough.

It's very unlikely that it's Tooker, but instead some anonymoose vigilante out to expose Tooker for misogyny or rape or something. @sevensixtwo will never forget. Expect them.

 

[Jigaboo Jones]

My first impression was schizoid word salad rather than someone on Thanksgiving day putting that little effort into trying to besmirch some unstable math crank with #MeToo but yeah

 

[WW 635]

My first impression was schizoid word salad rather than someone on Thanksgiving day putting that little effort into trying to besmirch some unstable math crank with #MeToo but yeah

You expected better from a PA troll rather than a low tier #metoo Thanksgiving meth-binge post. I understand. Please feel free to cry on my ever compassionate shoulder.

 

[sevensixtwo]

the EMPRAH

This is actually me, and I am him, although I know you mean the guy from War hammer. However, while those in the temple today deny who I am, I am a homeless bum and broke with bad credit so I don't think posting my PII is going to be an issue. My main mental issue is that I was born into a world where math and science were important but I am no longer there and I don't how I left or where all these gangstalkers came from. Other than that, my mental health is as solid as my erections.

 

[WW 635]

You can post dick pics with a spoiler. No one wants to click your links.

EDIT: Post time stamped pic to prove you are Tooker

 

[I am a nigger]

Here's my undergraduate transcript documenting my extensive lack of formal training. It does not include my Master's in physics nor any training associated with the five years I spend getting a PhD before I was expelled for being a woman-hating serial rapist and a pedophile cannibal. During that time, I had the Presidential Fellowship which is the most prestigious award offered by that university to PhD candidates.

View attachment 598860

I wish to apologize, Mr. Tooker, it appears you are a highly qualified person. Why don't you tell us about yourself? KiwiFarms needs a resident scientist. Would you mind explaining what this is? (https://archive.fo/9h17J)

http://2occatl.net/splittingofthetimes.html

 

[sevensixtwo]

My log.

By the way, I know a lot of posts have been removed from the log. Some about Islam and all the ones about the Las Vegas shooting.

Revelation 22 New International Version (NIV)
Eden Restored
22 Then the angel showed me the river of the water of life, as clear as crystal, flowing from the throne of God and of the Lamb 2 down the middle of the great street of the city. On each side of the river stood the tree of life, bearing twelve crops of fruit, yielding its fruit every month. And the leaves of the tree are for the healing of the nations. 3 No longer will there be any curse. The throne of God and of the Lamb will be in the city, and his servants will serve him. 4 They will see his face, and his name will be on their foreheads. 5 There will be no more night. They will not need the light of a lamp or the light of the sun, for the Lord God will give them light. And they will reign for ever and ever.

John and the Angel
6 The angel said to me, “These words are trustworthy and true. The Lord, the God who inspires the prophets, sent his angel to show his servants the things that must soon take place.”

7 “Look, I am coming soon! Blessed is the one who keeps the words of the prophecy written in this scroll.”

8 I, John, am the one who heard and saw these things. And when I had heard and seen them, I fell down to worship at the feet of the angel who had been showing them to me. 9 But he said to me, “Don’t do that! I am a fellow servant with you and with your fellow prophets and with all who keep the words of this scroll. Worship God!”

10 Then he told me, “Do not seal up the words of the prophecy of this scroll, because the time is near. 11 Let the one who does wrong continue to do wrong; let the vile person continue to be vile; let the one who does right continue to do right; and let the holy person continue to be holy.”

Epilogue: Invitation and Warning
12 “Look, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to each person according to what they have done. 13 I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.

14 “Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. 15 Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.

16 “I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give youa]">[a] this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star.”

17 The Spirit and the bride say, “Come!” And let the one who hears say, “Come!” Let the one who is thirsty come; and let the one who wishes take the free gift of the water of life.

18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. 19 And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.

20 He who testifies to these things says, “Yes, I am coming soon.”

Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.

21 The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God’s people. Amen.