Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 204 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 311 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 320 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.1%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 143 5.9%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 149 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,408
I was wondering why alex keeps using these horrible metaphors. He clearly sucks at making metaphors from the fact of the stupid troll thing. What a way of getting back at us 'trolls' by calling us trolls. I knew he was lazy but to be this lazy with metaphors? Does he even know how stupid it makes him look? Alex looks down on his audience and he makes it so clear with the stupid cake crap! How about you just explain it like an adult instead of trying to be creative? Damn
 
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The end is nigh said:
I was wondering why alex keeps using these horrible metaphors. He clearly sucks at making metaphors from the fact of the stupid troll thing. What a way of getting back at us 'trolls' by calling us trolls. I knew he was lazy but to be this lazy with metaphors? Does he even know how stupid it makes him look? Alex looks down on his audience and he makes it so clear with the stupid cake crap! How about you just explain it like an adult instead of trying to be creative? Damn
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Remember that this is a guy who compared himself to Napoleon and his game character to Mickey Mouse

Then again, his audience (or what's left of it) is full of tweens who probably are also Jake Paulers
 
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The end is nigh said:
I was wondering why alex keeps using these horrible metaphors. He clearly sucks at making metaphors from the fact of the stupid troll thing. What a way of getting back at us 'trolls' by calling us trolls. I knew he was lazy but to be this lazy with metaphors? Does he even know how stupid it makes him look? Alex looks down on his audience and he makes it so clear with the stupid cake crap! How about you just explain it like an adult instead of trying to be creative? Damn
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Being a YanSim fan is like being in a abusive relationship. Alex keeps treating his fans like complete trash, but he's occasionally nice to them, so he's clearly just in a bad mood right now, and everything will work out in the end, right?
 
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ducktales4gameboy said:
Out of all the stuff that needs to be optimized this is going to be the biggest nightmare for him because you really, really need to know the nuances of how C# and its compilers work in detail in order to get this number down.
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Don't worry, I'm sure he's just waiting on the 1.0 of Jobs + Burst after which he'll promptly refactor.
 
https://old.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...fficial_guys_the_mod_of_rbannedfromyansim_is/

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CausticMinory said:
Napoleon also was exiled and died in disgrace. So that bodes well for his game.
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Yeah, if I was him I definitely wouldn't pick someone mocked for their personality or career failures to compare myself to. Thankfully the humor isn't lost by some of the redditors either.
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It's hilarious how even a simple analogy can backfire this badly with Alex.
 
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Colloid said:
Yeah, if I was him I definitely wouldn't pick someone mocked for their personality or career failures to compare myself to. Thankfully the humor isn't lost by some of the redditors either.
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It's hilarious how even a simple analogy can backfire this badly with Alex.
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Did you know that he wasn't mocked for his size when it comes to his height? He was mocked for his size somewhere else. There's a reason women have the stereotype as gossipers. It had to come from somewhere.

I always found that he compared himself to Napoleon to be funny. I'm not sure why anyone would want to compare themselves to him. Though this dev tends to do a lot of questionable things...
 
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