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Sleeps wearing a strap-on because he misses his cock?
[Nov 10] To the worst abuser since my father - Phil wants his neighbour homeless and is willing to fight, die trying
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It looks like someone (or this person himself) was the one who stapled himself back together. Also, I may be late, but did dusty really try to eviserate this person?? At first I thought this was a picture of Phil,.
DragoonSierra
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Yeah that's your worst abuser, not the hambeast living in your house that you can't stand up to.
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Phil is a piece of shit who even trans people can’t stand being around, but more likely the beef is a minor annoyance exagerated by Phil for pity points. The Mexican guy says good morning to Phil which has no malice whatsoever. A noise complaint isn’t an eviction notice or necessarily evil. So yes, I could believe Phil has minor grievances with two people he has little contact with.
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Phil is in real trouble and trying to deflect .A w33n will alert someone pozloading my negholep and there will be no internet to bitch from.
However, Phil has a real tard Wrangler so this will be referred to a case worker .
However, Phil has a real tard Wrangler so this will be referred to a case worker .
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His neighbor should let the landlord know the psychotic tranny who is destroying the apartment he owns is also harassing him and is heavily armed and on drugs.
He's pretty likely actually to be evicted, though. While Portland is pretty friendly to tenants, making death threats against other tenants is one of those things that moves the situation from a leisurely months long court fight to the cops just curbing you and your shit that very day.
He actually sleeps with a strap-on dildo? Why did he chop off his cock if he does that?
More like what are the odds that he isn't.
He's pretty likely actually to be evicted, though. While Portland is pretty friendly to tenants, making death threats against other tenants is one of those things that moves the situation from a leisurely months long court fight to the cops just curbing you and your shit that very day.
He actually sleeps with a strap-on dildo? Why did he chop off his cock if he does that?
More like what are the odds that he isn't.
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Dysphoria setting in, mayhaps?
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Lol Phil has always been a internet tough guy/SJW/keyboard warrior, perhaps even before he was discovered. For all the shit he talks to people online, if one were to say actually fly to Portland to confront Phil, I have no doubt that Phil would profusely apologize, claiming that the farms forced him to insult this dude, and when that doesn't work, Phil will throw the girlest punch ever, only for said person to sidestep and watch as Phil falls face first to the floor, knocking out both his buckteeth and himself in the process.
Lolwut Phil?? No one threatened to do shit to you, and we don't have any vested interest of breaking into your hovel to steal your worthless shit or rape you. My fuck boys, not even 24 hours later, and Phil's already making up lies and having tough guy delusions.
I think what Phil means by sleep strapped is that his bedroom was relocated to the kitchen or wherever the heater is, and he is strapped to it nightly because toren got sick of Phil begging him to be the dominatrix.
Also, the other equipment Phil claims to have is as follows : multiple airsoft guns he claims are real, a bicycle helmet he wears inside and outside of the apartment, probably a bullet proof vest, military gear (for whatever reason), two very stupid trans bats, and now a bandolier, probably to put his empty bullet casings into.
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nhocgreen
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Should have asked his boss at antifa to give him a raise. It'd be about as effective.
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He means he sleeps with a weapon by sleeping strapped. You refer to yourself as "strapped" when you're carrying a gun, and he thinks people believe that he has a gun.
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Correct, and it's funnier because he begged Greta for money to buy a gun .
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But Phil, why would we need to break through the door when your landlord is more than capable of invading your home and turfing you out of it? Maybe your landlord is a Kiwi too...
Interesting that Phil thinks sleeping with bondage gear and a couple of tacticool knives hanging on the wall is an 'armory'. Anything to feel that sweet (illusory) boost of power, I suppose.
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Phil is totally going to kick everyone's ass, I'm sure.
He'll do this right after he sleeps in his own bedroom in the apartment his money is renting that his name is on the lease of.
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You mean the imaginary boss that doesn't exist??? Knowing Phil's delusional dumbass, he probably has already demanded a raise for being a "tranny autistic insurrectionist analchest" or whatever the fuck he wants to be called.
So does anyone else here want to join the bet pool of the incoming date when Phil gets evicted for being a insufferable shit and ends up blaming the farms for everything??
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Phil doesn't even own a TV and mentions gamergate? It's tragic when Wu does it and he spends all day on vidya, but Phil that's gold.
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A few gas grenades through the window should be enough to counter the mall ninja arsenal. Maybe some jury rigged tear gas canisters for a non-lethal approach to force Phil out of the apartment.
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You fuckin moron, don't give away our Portland asset's strategy approvals... god damn.
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Jeeze, I dont care if this guy is sincere, it's crazy how easy it is to get Philth to open up. Just play the role of the clueless lefty and he'll just open right up without a second thought. I bet its because he lacks any social interaction anymore.