DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DerelictOnion]

Phil laughs every time he doesn't know how to react. I wouldn't put much stock in it.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Ehhh it's a stretch to get offended about Phil joking about a celeb death. We've all done it. More offensive is him explaining the joke after reading it which made me physically cringe. "Yes, Stan Lee died doing crazy things, ahuhuhu". Yes Dark, that's the joke.

I don't doubt though that he'll make a uWu so sad Tweet later, this joke will be pointed out to him, and he'll pull his OUT OF KAHNTEXT DOOD routine.

 

[Alxmir23]

if you cant say the word fag on twitch,then you shouldnt be able to mock someones death

 

[thebonesauce]

“I know Stan Lee is dead, but this is MY stream!”

Let’s all just remember, this is something he actually said. God forbid a beloved creator of many things that are still relevant today take the spotlight from you, Dark PP!

 

[samovski]

“I know Stan Lee is dead, but this is MY stream!”

Let’s all just remember, this is something he actually said. God forbid a beloved creator of many things that are still relevant today take the spotlight from you, Dark PP!

I'll remember that when he tweets his condescending sympathies later on. Probably with a bullshit story about how he faced bullying as a child because he was such a comic book nerd dood. He knows all the lore and everything.

 

[thebonesauce]

I’ll be there to remind him of this quote, just as I reminded tut of what he said before he returned to the stream; “I am an ignominious spineless vacuous coward if I return to this chat.”

 

[SupremeVictory]

Gotta remember that Phil's stream are chill AF. The pig pen can't be discussing negativity like people dying or politics.

 

[clownpiss]

isn't the joke that the guy was hyperactive in his life and a functional member of society even in his old age up until he died?
if so the people pretending to be upset about it and/or reporting are retarded

 

[thebonesauce]

Anyone who reports every little infraction is exceptional to begin with. It’s akin to troll cheering in my eyes, it’s doing nothing but helping Phil.

 

[Comma]

I just spent ten minutes watching his stream of Dragon Quest XI. It must be the most boring thing a human can be exposed to without dying, I'm sure. I barely made it out alive myself, but I managed to close the tab just before I blacked out completely. I'm still gasping for air as I type this.

Anyway, it was interesting to see his current sub count being at 503, despite him pushing subs hard at some point during today's pre-stream, where he literally said: "I see a lot of people here without badges who could REALLY benefit from a subscription. We can do this!" (there's Phil the used car salesman again, trying to polish a turd)
Oh, and btw: he has already received 45 gifted subs so far this month, so there's that.

I fully expect some exceptional individual(s) to step up his/their game (as DSP likes to call it) during the Hitman 2/Spyro 2 streams, but still.

 

[notquiteaperson]

“I know Stan Lee is dead, but this is MY stream!”

Yeah no shit, how can you people focus on the passing of a legend like stan lee when Phil can't pay his taxes, had a black dood send his troll army after his girlfriend, and can't afford the games he needs to make money during this hardcore gayming season. He died this morning, Phil needs money to pay his bills NOW! Stop living in the past, Phil is a totally different person now and him mocking stan lee's death is ancient history. This is a fun! Chill! Interactive stream! No drama allowed, unless he can use that drama to make money.

I can prove you're all blowing this out of proportion with an unbiased impromptu poll:

1) Phil did nothing wrong
2) Phil didn't offend or upset anyone by joking about stan lee's death
3) Phil invented the let's play
4) Khet is supermodel level attractive
5) Phil deserves more money

Note: I will "interpret" the poll results at my own discretion and make executive decisions based on my perception of the "troll element" rendering the entire thing fucking pointless.

 

[Comma]

Caught the last couple of minutes of the borefest, and Phil pretty much confirmed he doesn't shower before "work" (nicely wrapped in a complaint about him having only two hours to eat, shower, shave and call his parents, while going overtime 45 minutes).


And this was around 4:45 PM his time. Imagine the stench in there...

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

I spend so much time trying to find hidden Tevins in the artwork, maybe I see things that aren't really there

 

[johnny5150]

Can you picture Phil in the services?

 

[thebonesauce]

I just spent ten minutes watching his stream of Dragon Quest XI. It must be the most boring thing a human can be exposed to without dying, I'm sure. I barely made it out alive myself, but I managed to close the tab just before I blacked out completely. I'm still gasping for air as I type this.

Anyway, it was interesting to see his current sub count being at 503, despite him pushing subs hard at some point during today's pre-stream, where he literally said: "I see a lot of people here without badges who could REALLY benefit from a subscription. We can do this!" (there's Phil the used car salesman again, trying to polish a turd)
Oh, and btw: he has already received 45 gifted subs so far this month, so there's that.

I fully expect some exceptional individual(s) to step up his/their game (as DSP likes to call it) during the Hitman 2/Spyro 2 streams, but still.

I still can’t get over just how fucking USELESS his subscriber and Patron perks are. If you’re a subscriber, you get these SUPER COOL EMOTES! And uh... No ads! And that’s literally it! Oh yeah, you can talk if he puts it into sub only mode (which if you say anything even slightly negative he just permabans you, like asking for info about DSP Tries It when he was trying to sweep it under the rug)! Oh what’s that? You thought you had any input on what games he plays during marathons? Nah, that’s the AWESOME $5 Patreon perk! And literally nothing else! You get to vote on games that he MIGHT play!

EDIT: as sure as the day is long...



He is such a scummy fuck.

 

[Haunter]

Caught the last couple of minutes of the borefest, and Phil pretty much confirmed he doesn't shower before "work" (nicely wrapped in a complaint about him having only two hours to eat, shower, shave and call his parents, while going overtime 45 minutes).

It's essentially been confirmed that Phil in fact rolls out of bed and hits record while still wearing his pajama pants. For some reason, within the past week he'd chosen to contradict the claims to a busy schedule you noted. I'd recently heard a couple minutes of a random Pre-Stream where he went into this busy schedule. According to him, he gets up at 9 AM to take care of whatever needs to be done before his first stream.

This is another example of why not to invest in anything he says. He lies just to lie.

I still can’t get over just how fucking USELESS his subscriber and Patron perks are. If you’re a subscriber, you get these SUPER COOL EMOTES! And uh... No ads! And that’s literally it! Oh yeah, you can talk if he puts it into sub only mode (which if you say anything even slightly negative he just permabans you, like asking for info about DSP Tries It when he was trying to sweep it under the rug)! Oh what’s that? You thought you had any input on what games he plays during marathons? Nah, that’s the AWESOME $5 Patreon perk! And literally nothing else! You get to vote on games that he MIGHT play!

I've seen other streamers give subscribers access to a Subscribers-only Discord server, or access to a Subscribers-only channel in a Discord server. Phil's equivalent would be the upgraded accounts on TKOHF that comes with his $5 tier Patreon reward. Since abandoning Patreon for Twitch, the last time he's tweeted about doing this was on May 7 (I'll also point out here that, on top of not having a working Teespring link in either his pinned tweets or his bio with the other links, there's no Twitter link to his Patreon).

 

[James Smith]

Excellent tism: https://www.change.org/p/brian-ruben-the-removal-of-darksydephil-from-twitch-tv

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I still can’t get over just how fucking USELESS his subscriber and Patron perks are. If you’re a subscriber, you get these SUPER COOL EMOTES! And uh... No ads! And that’s literally it! Oh yeah, you can talk if he puts it into sub only mode (which if you say anything even slightly negative he just permabans you, like asking for info about DSP Tries It when he was trying to sweep it under the rug)! Oh what’s that? You thought you had any input on what games he plays during marathons? Nah, that’s the AWESOME $5 Patreon perk! And literally nothing else! You get to vote on games that he MIGHT play!

EDIT: as sure as the day is long...

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He is such a scummy fuck.

Of course he has to tweet about someones death and somehow make it about himself. Eat dirt, sir!

 

[TheGoutinator]

Anyone have a clip of him talking about Stan Lee? That link isn't working anymore. Thanks.

 

[samovski]

Excellent tism: https://www.change.org/p/brian-ruben-the-removal-of-darksydephil-from-twitch-tv

Christ on a cracker. It's easy to forget sometimes that some of his detractors are far more mentally unstable than anyone Dave has in his camp. Less of a life than Dave and that's embarrassing.