DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Prince Lotor]

Even his chat (ImpotentFagginz included) was like, “why can’t you form your own opinion instead of worrying about what other people say? (THIS IS MY OWN OPINION!) You said you liked the idea in your E3 video didn’t you? (NO! I said I liked concept until it became clear what kind of game it is!) why can’t you just say you changed your mind? (Just ignored this particular comment)”

He can't say he changed his mind because that means Past Phil was wrong about something, this means it's possible for Present Phil to be wrong about things too and Present Phil is never wrong, so instead he has to spin some revisionist history so that he was either 'right' or technically not incorrect.

I like watching the end result of this, which is he's actually wrong about almost everything in the present because he's inventing lies on the spot and when he get's called out on it he throws a narc fit, goes on rants shit talking and banning everyone, and the evidence people are siting is his own words that he publicy posted to the internet.

Reinforcing the veracity of his revisionist history is also why you see him take like 10 victory laps when he's right about something inconsequential.

 

[Agentsmith]

Guys... I'm a bit worried about D$P aka dark pp - He seems pretty down from a rough day at the 'office working'

Do you believe the arrogance of this guy??

Also he posted another 'poll' with one yes and two no options - people are tearing into him about it

 

[Ching_Chong]

Maybe Dave is afraid to play Fallout 76 because a suddenly reappearing Loophole will ask him if he can take Kat to the Kentucky Derby.

 

[Noodles&Nuggets]

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Guys... I'm a bit worried about D$P aka dark pp - He seems pretty down from a rough day at the 'office working'

Do you believe the arrogance of this guy??

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Also he posted another 'poll' with one yes and two no options - people are tearing into him about it

We weren't designed to handle such cringe.
This "man" has become so devoid of emotion and care for the real world outside of his engineered, little bubble, he can't even muster up a little respect for a man who influenced his life so much in his early years that he backtalked his parents for not buying him a Wolverine figure when he wanted it.
Sadly, this outlook fits what his motif was for the longest time: His content wasn't about his personality or reactions; it was about watching and enjoying only watching the game. "I make the content, you like the content. It's a one wa- It's partly a one-way street."

 

[Comma]

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Guys... I'm a bit worried about D$P aka dark pp - He seems pretty down from a rough day at the 'office working'

Do you believe the arrogance of this guy??

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Also he posted another 'poll' with one yes and two no options - people are tearing into him about it

This time he didn't even try to make the third option look like a neutral one. It's literally "Yes", "No" and "No", lmao.

Btw, him saying he's playing FIVE games at the moment: that was also one of his reasons for not playing Fallout 76.
Did he perhaps realize that he can easily put some of his regular games (Black Ops, Dragon Quest and Forza Horizon 4) on hold without anyone being upset – mainly because it's boring as fuck to watch him play them – and that he'll probably be done with both Hitman 2 and Spyro 2 by next week?

 

[James Smith]

2 AM tweet.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I agree, Dark. I'd love to see a major actor like Patrick Stewart, Kevin Spacey, Martin Sheen, Ricky Gervais, or Samuel L Jackson lend their voice or likeness to a videogame. Maybe they could even work with Kojima - can you imagine a Hideo Kojima game starring a big name like Kiefer Sutherland? Shame it'll never happen.

 

[Comma]

Yes, that's exactly what the AAA gaming industry needs right now; a big Hollywood injection. It's not like that will make the industry even more disgusting than it already is at times.

Great idea, Dave, Mr. Average Gamer.

 

[Phalanx]

All I know is it was before June.

Pretty sure it was Jan through Feb he lost all the ones he was gifted to play the metal gear redemption run then it plummeted after due to no sub goal and the promise of cooking with Khat and then when the Instagram picture with Khat surfaced he said we will do cooking videos then people started to bite again.

Yeah sure playing 5 games; one is one that you literally destroyed any fun of (rdr2) another is one that out stood its welcome by 2 and a half fucking months. The other is one you play once a week and say you "love" whilst all you do is fucking camp for 2 hours and mindlessly pick up weapons, you dont know what do.
The fourth is a beloved platformer I am sure you will defile and lastly is a stealth game I am sure you will also desecrate. Your streams net like 200 views tops - 300 if no one is restreaming. Also when your stream comes to how will I punish myself today you know you're fucked up.

 

[Adamska]

Pretty sure it was Jan through Feb he lost all the ones he was gifted to play the metal gear redemption run then it plummeted after due to no sub goal and the promise of cooking with Khat and then when the Instagram picture with Khat surfaced he said we will do cooking videos then people started to bite again.

The sad thing is I'd happily watch Pigroach make his own slop to eat; they were probably his most consistently entertaining videos. But the effort of just making a sandwich is I guess too much for him, so he just buys old people food to nuke and hork down.

 

[Agentsmith]

So a quick recap of the last ~24hrs - (just to get my head around it all):

- Puts up a poll with 2 negative options to avoid playing new fallout game (later citing tight finances / waste of his time

-Tells everyone regardless of poll results, he chooses what to play anyway

- Makes sub optimal comments about the passing of Stan Lee

- Complains people on steam are talking too much about Stan Lee

- Tweets positive (seemingly insincere) Stan Lee sentiments

- confirmed he doesn't shower before "work" & that having ONLY two hours to eat, shower, shave etc is very difficult

- Has angry 5 minute rant about tevin & his toxic fans;

- brags about how much money he makes and how it's more than tevin

- Tweets to brag about his effortless success in blackout

- Posts up a SECOND poll with 2 negative options to avoid paying new battlefield beta (citing his busy 5 game schedule)

- Finished the day with a 2am tweet suggesting Hollywood actors be in more video games, noting Nicholas cage needs the "work"

You could NOT make this stuff up!!! When you think he can't do or say anything more stupid and delusional than the day before, he will blow your mind

 

[Wurstbrot]

Want to give my 5 cent/tip/cheer in the mix.

[source with timestamp]
Someone tipped money. "- Funny how Almighty Tevin is streaming your stream and has a 1000 viewers - It's not funny it's illegal, ACK ACK ACK. It's not funny it's illegal. It's also funny that everyone on his stream is a toxic piece of crap .... aaaaand.... hilarious that I do this for a living - right ? - and I make way more money than Tevin, even tho, I have way less viewers. *Beard scratch* Let's think about that for a second GIHAKAKAlaughingsounds. Let's really think about that for a second" /SNIP/

Yes Dark PP, let's think about this for a second. Maybe, just maybe, people do things which do not involve money, the green might not be the reason they do what they do, unlike a certain swine. And maybe, people don't watch Tevin to give him money. They are all there, on his stream, for a very different reason: To laugh at you, because you are a walking (mostly sitting) talking joke. You Dave are a person who can not be enjoyed, because you are boring and toxic. But people can laugh at you for these exact character traits, and there we have Tevin, who gives them the opportunity without banning and insulting them for breathing in the wrong direction. Nobody wants to give you views, because it hurts you most when nobody supports your horrible decision of a living. It would be kinda immoral to watch you, if you ask me.
Yes, it really makes you think when the positive streamer Dave has a very low audience. And the negative streamer Tevin gets triple the audience. Really makes you think if there might be something wrong with the positive one when the vast majority of people decides to stay elsewhere.

 

[BrunoMattei]

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I have a mental image of Philip watching the film Mandy (that stars Nicolas Cage) and ack ack acking at all the wrong times and thinking the movie is supposed to be a comedy.

 

[actually]

Anybody else find it weird that Phil touts getting Top 5 in Blackout like a major accomplishment? I played the Beta for like 2 hours on PC when it was open to the public and finished at least Top 10 a couple of times despite knowing almost nothing about the game. Even got Top 5 once before getting BTFO by some dude in Level 3 armor. So what? Phil goes to a remote region, slinks and hides, and hopes that nobody finds him. If he makes it that far, he finds a hidey-hole to camp in inside the circle and hopes he doesn't have to move. Winning one or more games would be marginally impressive, but so far the only time he's managed that was 1) when someone died in the "gas" and 2) when he got the drop on the other person and tanked them out.

 

[harbinger]

Guys, I’ve been thinking of cutting off my dick for the lols. But, I’m not sure. I kinda enjoy having a penis. So I’m putting up a poll to let you decide if I should depart from my member.

[ ] No, sex is too great to give up.
[ ] No, it makes pissing that much more difficult.
[ ] No, there’s way too much blood after.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So the reason why he won't play 76 is the same reason he stopped playing WoW and Friday the 13th, that he'd be a kos upon starting the game and he'd blame "stream snipers dood"?

 

[slacktauren]

So the reason why he won't play 76 is the same reason he stopped playing WoW and Friday the 13th, that he'd be a kos upon starting the game and he'd blame "stream snipers dood"?

Not officially, but yes. That is the undertone of his statement.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He seems to be skipping a lot of games lately. Now he's skipping the new battlefield game. It's like he has no concept of what people want to see him play. This dude is literally terrified to play Fallout 76. Just think about that. He's lost his damn mind,

 

[Sparkletor]

Guys, I’ve been thinking of cutting off my dick for the lols. But, I’m not sure. I kinda enjoy having a penis. So I’m putting up a poll to let you decide if I should depart from my memeber.

[ ] No, sex is too great to give up.
[ ] No, it makes pissing that much more difficult.
[ ] No, there’s way too much blood after.

It's a trick! No matter which one I vote for you're going to make an executive decision and lop it off anyways.

 

[harbinger]

It's a trick! No matter which one I vote for you're going to make an executive decision and lop it off anyways.

You are too clever for your own good.