Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 320 4.2%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,312 95.8%

  • Total voters
    7,632
I'm gonna echo the people here saying he's not a lolcow. I could see him maybe becoming one at some point, since he doesn't seem to understand what to do with his YouTube fame and his content has kind of gone to shit because of it. But he's been very self-aware about his screw-ups and, critically, none of it has blown up into anything funny.

Also while I love MDE, Sam Hyde is fucking crazy.
h3h3 could either bec
William Osman on his appearance on the podcast:

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william osman on the podcast is what really made me leave h3 for good. That for me that showed how much of a shrill ethan is. William had his house burn down, then he decided to do something nice and ethan just basically cockbloaked him.
 
Isnt Joji dying from a brain sickness or something?

I don't think Joji's dying, per se. He's one of those people who's so unhealthy he's practically immune to getting worse.

If H3H3 was going to be copying any youtuber's style, he really should have followed Filthy Frank and said "sorry guys but I want a big boy life now and the content you want me to make is repetitive and degrading" rather than pretending like he was going to keep doing it while slowly trying to replace it with a podcast. I don't really think his decline after Vape Nation has been entertaining in the same sense as other YouTube drama, it's just been kinda pathetic.

Every youtuber of this caliber should take that advice and follow in Joji's footsteps, but noone does. They contribute to their own drama and accidentally cause it to escalate tenfold, making things much worse. We've seen it happen with Keemstar, Sam Pepper, Leafy, and of course, Ethan.
 
maybe they should invite Sargon on there podcast ethan and him can have a smug laugh fight
Sargon is living in your guys’ head more rent free then Chris Chan is at this point.

Anyways in regards to Ethan, he’s probably went off the deep end at this point due to him being constantly surrounded by ass kissers like Internet Comment Etiquette and Jacksfilms and a fanbase of “”””ironic”””””” 14 year olds. I don’t really watch his videos too much anymore but I’ve sat through a few of his podcasts and they’re legitimately painful to watch, he just reeks of this smug aura to everything he says.

It’s weird that Idubbbz would hang out with him for so long, especially giving his criticism of Leafy for being a poor judge of character for being friends with Keemstar. It makes Ian look like the biggest hypocrite.
 
Sargon is living in your guys’ head more rent free then Chris Chan is at this point.

Anyways in regards to Ethan, he’s probably went off the deep end at this point due to him being constantly surrounded by ass kissers like Internet Comment Etiquette and Jacksfilms and a fanbase of “”””ironic”””””” 14 year olds. I don’t really watch his videos too much anymore but I’ve sat through a few of his podcasts and they’re legitimately painful to watch, he just reeks of this smug aura to everything he says.

It’s weird that Idubbbz would hang out with him for so long, especially giving his criticism of Leafy for being a poor judge of character for being friends with Keemstar. It makes Ian look like the biggest hypocrite.

If you think any big youtubers aren't hypocrites you'd have to be stupid. At the level of Idubbbz it's not about ethics or morals it's about money.
 
Sargon is living in your guys’ head more rent free then Chris Chan is at this point.

Anyways in regards to Ethan, he’s probably went off the deep end at this point due to him being constantly surrounded by ass kissers like Internet Comment Etiquette and Jacksfilms and a fanbase of “”””ironic”””””” 14 year olds. I don’t really watch his videos too much anymore but I’ve sat through a few of his podcasts and they’re legitimately painful to watch, he just reeks of this smug aura to everything he says.

It’s weird that Idubbbz would hang out with him for so long, especially giving his criticism of Leafy for being a poor judge of character for being friends with Keemstar. It makes Ian look like the biggest hypocrite.
Its almost like h3h3 helped writte the leafy content cop
Rlly makes u think huh
:thinking:
 
I listened to a couple of his video podcasts back in the day, and just got a weird vibe off him.

Like he's extremely disingenuous.

I went through the same thing with Mundane Matt. I just couldn't bring myself to sub to either of them, and it turns out that my instincts were right on both accounts.

To be fair though, the Shoenice H3H3 fight was pretty funny.
 
Sargon is living in your guys’ head more rent free then Chris Chan is at this point.

This shit is so stupid, understanding that someone is annoying isn't "living rent free." All knowledge is rent free. This is the same wrongheaded notion of "there's no such thing as bad publicity."
No, a whole bunch of people who think Sargon is pretentious and annoying is not some sort of twisted win for him.
 
I don't watch many youtubes myself but what I always wondered is why him and his wife look so god damn dirty and unclean, they look like they fucking stink of sweat and unwashed hair.

Serious question. Does Hila suffer from any mental issue? Not even trying to be a dick. Maybe it's her personality, but every time she has the spotlight during the streams or normal videos, she looks so out, like, she is high, on meds, her mind in a different place that occasionally gets called back to earth to react to some dumb Ethan remarks.
 
This shit is so stupid, understanding that someone is annoying isn't "living rent free." All knowledge is rent free. This is the same wrongheaded notion of "there's no such thing as bad publicity."
No, a whole bunch of people who think Sargon is pretentious and annoying is not some sort of twisted win for him.
This entire statement sounds like something someone would say to their therapist.
 
I'm a minute in. Man needs a better mic, at least a pop filter or a sock. Apart from that, this looks like the production quality YouTube's been hurting for.

Ok, why not liveblog this. Disclaimer: I've only watched a few of h3's biggest videos, and listened to none of his podcasts. I never realised how much of a shitshow was actually created by Pewds saying nigger. I thought it was just the press reeing, but it turns out every tard wanting to make it big shut it down to save their reputation. Imagine being scared to admit that ironic racism is funny.

Or, so put it another way: View attachment 591528

It's also amazing to see the "30 year old man" phrase come back. That should be stigmatised more than nigger tbqh.

Oh no the intervals are generation zyklon humor. Not a good idea. Bad idea. Shut it the fuck down. And he censors the n-word. Here I was feeling :optimistic:... *sigh*
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Oooh, an Othello reference. How erudite. Although sycophantic is a perfectly accurate descriptor for almost everyone you find on that accursed website.

What flavour of exceptional individual is Jimmie Lee, and why is Ethan bullying him? I hate autists getting abused on camera. He looks moderately downs, and he's almost certainly not ok. He's managed to find a way to be funny and accepted, and Ethan's shitting on him :( Reminds me of this post.

I got the impression from William's videos that H3 shafted him. I didn't realise how blatant it was. They didn't even make the "haha shitty robots" work well. What absolute shitheads. Will's a really genuine guy too (:_(

Of course an actual comedian(Bill Burr) fucking roasts him. I'm amazed H3 can't conceptualise not wanting your daughter doxxed too. What an exceptional fag.

Oooh, a wife's child joke. Creator is too much of a pussy to name Tyrone tho.

The paper cock cumming on Ethan's face was funny. Solid meme. His estimates for podcast payouts are a tad high, but he is right in that the numbers are balls to the walls insane for podcasts. Hello Internet hits a few hundred k, and that's top tier for indie things.
Actually, I take that back. Average podcast breaks are two/three per hour, ad one per break(for indie ones). He seems to consistently hit three breaks per hour with three sponsors per break. That's getting to radio levels of saturation, and probably higher income from segmentation. Little wonder he's jewish.

Oh no, generation Z is so immersed in post-irony they think being a smarmy bastard is "sarcasm" wtf.

Can someone explain that Sam Hyde joke please? I'm not a /pol/tard.

On that r-worded "masonic jew attacks the Church" segment, there's 2509 priests in Pensylvania now, and the report covers 70 years. Assuming there were more priests, a 35 year turnover rate, and false accusations, that puts the credibly accused rate below 10%, at the height of the sexual revolution, when every policy failed. The 2002 reforms cut abuse rates to near zero too.

Ethan's fucking /pol/brand redpilled too. What a fucking tard.

Ethan would make a great cop :)

The "ethan's appeal is that of a freakshow" bit is right. That's what Frank realised, and why he stopped.

There we go, discount iDubbz was in elementary school when shoenice was big, and he peaked in 2012, so that puts him solidly in gen z. I smelt it. I don't really have much else to say about bullying the alcoholic, beyond the post I linked with that downie.

Anyway, "gokanaru" is probably small enough that he google's his name, so I'll give a general summary. The video was fairly solid, production quality was above par(bar pop filter), and the writing was pretty good. It was around what I'd expect from gen z taking over from millennials with different humour(I liked it about the same as excessively millennial skits), a slightly more Online feeling, and less intentional uniqueness. Definitely similar quality to content cop, better than the earliest ones too. All in all, 5/7 would watch again.

Thank you for reading my blog post.
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Every youtuber of this caliber should take that advice and follow in Joji's footsteps, but noone does. They contribute to their own drama and accidentally cause it to escalate tenfold, making things much worse. We've seen it happen with Keemstar, Sam Pepper, Leafy, and of course, Ethan.

If you stay the course though you can still be fine, like Keemstar did, he's even had his own mini redemption arc around here what with showing up on the Killstream and being a pretty good roaster.
 
Make of his current content what you will.
What made Charlie entertaining was his commentary on batshit weird games that you would find one night while browsing some Taiwanese indie game site. The fact alone he's now doing uninteresting movie reviews and gay vlogs about """""""wacky""'""" shit he does in his spare time is telling at how much Youtube can suck the charisma out of you.
 
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Make of his current content what you will.

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Cr1tikal seems to be churning out quite a bit of content (something at least every other day) and that's why I think the content itself is lackluster on a whole. He seems to be trying to make a living off of Youtube now, which obviously has its drawbacks.

Something about Joji unsettles me on a whole. His hubris has entirely eclipsed who he used to be, and now he gives off a vibe of "2cool4u" and "I fuck models every day". Does anyone else feel like this? His music feels sub-par, but I can appreciate him trying to do different shit.

When h3h3 was still relatively unknown, they both seemed way more genuine. Fame went to their heads (Hila is complicit, so she's part of the problem tbh) I guess?
 
I'm a minute in. Man needs a better mic, at least a pop filter or a sock. Apart from that, this looks like the production quality YouTube's been hurting for.

Ok, why not liveblog this. Disclaimer: I've only watched a few of h3's biggest videos, and listened to none of his podcasts. I never realised how much of a shitshow was actually created by Pewds saying nigger. I thought it was just the press reeing, but it turns out every tard wanting to make it big shut it down to save their reputation. Imagine being scared to admit that ironic racism is funny.

Or, so put it another way: View attachment 591528

It's also amazing to see the "30 year old man" phrase come back. That should be stigmatised more than nigger tbqh.

Oh no the intervals are generation zyklon humor. Not a good idea. Bad idea. Shut it the fuck down. And he censors the n-word. Here I was feeling :optimistic:... *sigh*
View attachment 591541

Oooh, an Othello reference. How erudite. Although sycophantic is a perfectly accurate descriptor for almost everyone you find on that accursed website.

What flavour of exceptional individual is Jimmie Lee, and why is Ethan bullying him? I hate autists getting abused on camera. He looks moderately downs, and he's almost certainly not ok. He's managed to find a way to be funny and accepted, and Ethan's shitting on him :( Reminds me of this post.

I got the impression from William's videos that H3 shafted him. I didn't realise how blatant it was. They didn't even make the "haha shitty robots" work well. What absolute shitheads. Will's a really genuine guy too (:_(

Of course an actual comedian(Bill Burr) fucking roasts him. I'm amazed H3 can't conceptualise not wanting your daughter doxxed too. What an exceptional fag.

Oooh, a wife's child joke. Creator is too much of a pussy to name Tyrone tho.

The paper cock cumming on Ethan's face was funny. Solid meme. His estimates for podcast payouts are a tad high, but he is right in that the numbers are balls to the walls insane for podcasts. Hello Internet hits a few hundred k, and that's top tier for indie things.
Actually, I take that back. Average podcast breaks are two/three per hour, ad one per break(for indie ones). He seems to consistently hit three breaks per hour with three sponsors per break. That's getting to radio levels of saturation, and probably higher income from segmentation. Little wonder he's jewish.

Oh no, generation Z is so immersed in post-irony they think being a smarmy bastard is "sarcasm" wtf.

Can someone explain that Sam Hyde joke please? I'm not a /pol/tard.

On that r-worded "masonic jew attacks the Church" segment, there's 2509 priests in Pensylvania now, and the report covers 70 years. Assuming there were more priests, a 35 year turnover rate, and false accusations, that puts the credibly accused rate below 10%, at the height of the sexual revolution, when every policy failed. The 2002 reforms cut abuse rates to near zero too.

Ethan's fucking /pol/brand redpilled too. What a fucking tard.

Ethan would make a great cop :)

The "ethan's appeal is that of a freakshow" bit is right. That's what Frank realised, and why he stopped.

There we go, discount iDubbz was in elementary school when shoenice was big, and he peaked in 2012, so that puts him solidly in gen z. I smelt it. I don't really have much else to say about bullying the alcoholic, beyond the post I linked with that downie.

Anyway, "gokanaru" is probably small enough that he google's his name, so I'll give a general summary. The video was fairly solid, production quality was above par(bar pop filter), and the writing was pretty good. It was around what I'd expect from gen z taking over from millennials with different humour(I liked it about the same as excessively millennial skits), a slightly more Online feeling, and less intentional uniqueness. Definitely similar quality to content cop, better than the earliest ones too. All in all, 5/7 would watch again.

Thank you for reading my blog post.
This isn't your blog and stop shilling your actual blog full of autism on here.
 
H3's prime, to me, was before they hit 500k subs, when they truly didn't care what content they made and who they roasted as long as it was goofy and weird. You hit that magical 1mil sub and suddenly all your shit becomes sterile to please the youtube gods. Ethan is a clear example of both punching up and punching down. Them making fun of horsefuckers before they hit 1mil subs is much different than them making fun of the girl who married a ferris wheel after they hit 1mil subs.

I don't care much for his podcast, his disasters with Bill Burr and Eric Wareheim shows that he can't improve as a host. He's more suited for shorter, edited content where he can cut out stuff that won't work.

Kids, don't ever believe youtube can sustain your life. PDP is the exception, not the rule.
 
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