Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

This calls back to mind the podcast where he talked about Creed and "how brave" Coolger [sp?] had to be to walk up to Stallone and ask to do more movies in his franchise. Have you ever noticed that? Bob just... always goes to thoughts of violence and mafia motifs when he talks about or imagines how other people act? It's almost like he's doing something...
Something which is also related to movies...
You know - that thing they do in the theaters...
Some kind of PROJECT like tool that utilizes ION particles to make movies visible...

Bob has nothing to be afraid of from AI generated content. No AI algorithm will be so unbalanced to produce what Celluloid Bob produces. The for-loop with random number generator would have a higher capacity for introspection.

We tried that once.

Still uh... we're still debating on its success.

(that his name is "roberto" just makes the joke funnier)

What brought you to the thread?

I knew Bob before he started doing videos. Even tried to strike up something of a friendship with him. Watched his slow descent into insanity ever since.

wow, it's almost like people are complex or something.

It's almost like people's personal actions can be completely independent of their political views!

Yes, there is a way to change the constitution, why doesn't he go through with that way? Is it because nobody wants it? I think its because nobody wants it. Seriously, "the constitution is a piece of paper" ok, then we should start housing troops in Boston basements and claim eminent domain on bobs house, since we should just ignore parts of the constitution we don't like.

How about just outlaw abortion if we're ignoring the constitution? Or movie critics?

"Sarah Palin who?"

Remember his treatment for a new Terminator movie was Skynet is a good guy now and the villain is a human factory worker who loses his job to automation and comes back in time to destroy an innocent robot. The guy does not understand what people want out of a story.

I'd watch it.

Can we get this enshrined as moviebob's confession?

Why did Bob tie Paradise Lost to Care Bears? How are those two related to one another?

Both take place on clouds.

(ok, paradise lost doesn't but do you expect Bob to know that?)

No, Bob, a perjury trap would be like you denying ever supporting eugenics, then someone producing a copy of your pro-eugenics tweet. Congrats, you just committed perjury.

Yeah, the half-assed pity party routine isn't working.

OMG I just had a GREAT idea for how this board should troll him...

And cause why the fuck not (And to beat @Flexo to the punch), here's TheQuartering's Moviebob video:

YOU TOOK MY JERB! (what a sad day)

Damn, this is a new level of stupidity from Bob. Not only did Jeremy decide to shit all over him, but Count Dankula decided to go in as well.

link?

Unless it's that fucking hand cannon that Charles Bronson had in Death Wish 3, Bob shouldn't have any problem concealing a sidearm somewhere within his massive girth

Are you kidding? At Bob's size he could conceal carry an Abrams tank.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Why did Bob tie Paradise Lost to Care Bears? How are those two related to one another?

It's MovieBob's most exceptional fedora-tipping fanfic. You have to read the details to believe it:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/12/pitch-me-mr-b-care-bears.html

His pitch for a live action Super Mario movie is equally exceptional:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2014/12/a-shameless-exercise-in-what-i.html

Warning: your brain may explode.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Quit what, his career, his Twitter, or his life?

Only one of those three things is real.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's MovieBob's most exceptional fedora-tipping fanfic. You have to read the details to believe it:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/12/pitch-me-mr-b-care-bears.html

His pitch for a live action Super Mario movie is equally exceptional:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2014/12/a-shameless-exercise-in-what-i.html

Warning: your brain may explode.

I've probably said it before, but John Milton must be rolling in his grave because of Bob's Care Bears idea. Mainly since it would have to deal with themes such as marriage and idolatry.

 

[Toxinophile]

So, Bob's trying to meme again. Personally I don't see what bob sees in pairing a slow, somber song like "Brother My Brother" to the hectic visual chaos of the SSBU Ad, but hey if the ad works with "Don't Stop Me Now" everything is up for experimentation.

 

[Flexo]

I think I've finally figured out why Bob's so obsessed with China.

 

[Positron]

"My gun doesn't conceal easily."
You have more than enough fat folds. Try.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

MovieBob trying to meme is just cringeworthy. Using some hard rock or metal isn't that hard, but we all know MovieBob cannot meme.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I am honestly wondering why Bob is trying to frame Disco was killed by Whites who hated Gays and Blacks? Seriously, how hard is it to understand that it died because it at the end of the day was a fad, much like Grunge, Glam Metal, Emo Rock, etc...?

 

[Mola Ram]

I am honestly wondering why Bob is trying to frame Disco was killed by Whites who hated Gays and Blacks? Seriously, how hard is it to understand that it died because it at the end of the day was a fad, much like Grunge, Glam Metal, Emo Rock, etc...?

I don't think this is even the first time he's made this asinine argument. Didn't he say something along these lines when that blaxploitation movie came out earlier this year?

 

[Kyria the Great]

I don't think this is even the first time he's made this asinine argument. Didn't he say something along these lines when that blaxploitation movie came out earlier this year?

Perhaps if it admits that it was a fad, then that is an admission that 2-d platformers were a product of their times and most came and went barring some fantastic ones like Shantae Half-Genie, Shovel Knight, and Cuphead to name a few and it wasn't dudebros who killed their prominence. I don't know, it get confusing when so much of Bob is a reflexive brute where 99% of his hatred is projection on his account so I probably wrong, but what the hell.

 

[Mola Ram]

Perhaps if it admits that it was a fad, then that is an admission that 2-d platformers were a product of their times and most came and went barring some fantastic ones like Shantae Half-Genie, Shovel Knight, and Cuphead to name a few and it wasn't dudebros who killed their prominence. I don't know, it get confusing when so much of Bob is a reflexive brute where 99% of his hatred is projection on his account so I probably wrong, but what the hell.

I think he sees malice behind everything that he doesn't like because he himself is so malicious and spiteful.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I don't think this is even the first time he's made this asinine argument. Didn't he say something along these lines when that blaxploitation movie came out earlier this year?

Blaxploitation died because of the NAACP, strangely enough.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I don't think this is even the first time he's made this asinine argument. Didn't he say something along these lines when that blaxploitation movie came out earlier this year?

He's said this before. I remember when I first started posting here back in January he was making this argument. He's likely been using it even longer.

I don't get why he has any desire to defend disco at all.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You know for someone who rambles on and on about the superior future, it’s baffling that Bob wants to perseve old 2D games from the 80s.

 

[Mola Ram]

You know for someone who rambles on and on about the superior future, it’s baffling that Bob wants to perseve old 2D games from the 80s.

Apparently the Superior Future consists of 8 bit graphics, horrible disco music on the soundtrack, and disgusting, fat, unfuckable, balding whiteboys mewling about how awesome the darkies are.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So, Bob's trying to meme again. Personally I don't see what bob sees in pairing a slow, somber song like "Brother My Brother" to the hectic visual chaos of the SSBU Ad, but hey if the ad works with "Don't Stop Me Now" everything is up for experimentation.

That Queen one is pretty on-point, lyrics and all.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Perhaps if it admits that it was a fad, then that is an admission that 2-d platformers were a product of their times and most came and went barring some fantastic ones like Shantae Half-Genie, Shovel Knight, and Cuphead to name a few and it wasn't dudebros who killed their prominence. I don't know, it get confusing when so much of Bob is a reflexive brute where 99% of his hatred is projection on his account so I probably wrong, but what the hell.

It's because he's not talking about disco. He's using it as a proxy for Woke media of today and trying to imply these things would have enternal success if it wasn't for white people. It's not so much Bob loves disco than it's an attempt to get people more aggressive at anyone who criticzes today's fads.

This is also why he hypes up the Weimar Republic as a progressive utopia. You could see it as this weird form of contrarianism.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Apparently the Superior Future consists of 8 bit graphics, horrible disco music on the soundtrack, and disgusting, fat, unfuckable, balding whiteboys mewling about how awesome the darkies are.

I was more in line saying that it resembles his Terminator pitch but that’s close enough.

His disco fetish baffles me still. I don’t get why he’s talking about it now regarding politics when he’s never listen to a disco song in his entire life.

 

[Mola Ram]

I was more in line saying that it resembles his Terminator pitch but that’s close enough.

His disco fetish baffles me still. I don’t get why he’s talking about it now regarding politics when he’s never listen to a disco song in his entire life.

What, you don't see him jitterbugging naked all over his basement apartment to the uplifting strains of "Macho Man?"