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BrunoMattei said:
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I hate to continue this toxic narrative that phil was a spoiled brat with that wolverine toy. So I will just outline an issue. When you have NPD and record yourself constantly. You will end up like phil and sound like a hypocrite all the time. He now understands the situation, and rather then being the 10 year old with the beard explaining the situation he grew up. And his mind altered the story to not hurt his ego.
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I've barely seen that guy mentioned at all, other than people complaining that he "gives money to Phil" and keeps trying to get his questions answered on stream.

His videos are pretty chill though.
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The unbiased DSP news guy. I really like him.
 
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Has Swaggins tipped much/any since he was made mod?

This is where I smug quote my original post from when he was first made mod saying that because Swaggins now has his hammer for attention he doesn't bother giving money because he doesnt need it for attention.

I don't think I've ever seen a paypig promoted from Sugar Daddy to Hall Monitor but you see something new every day.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Has Swaggins tipped much/any since he was made mod?

This is where I smug quote my original post from when he was first made mod saying that because Swaggins now has his hammer for attention he doesn't bother giving money because he doesnt need it for attention.

I don't think I've ever seen a paypig promoted from Sugar Daddy to Hall Monitor but you see something new every day.
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I don’t think ImpotentFagginz has cheered or tipped much at all, save for days when he just piles on 25 bit cheers struggling to maintain a conversation with Dark PP because he would be ignored otherwise. He does it a lot when newer people are around and he’s DESPERATELY trying to cut down on dead air by forcing conversation via cheers. Lately, Dark PP’s streams have more dead air than the Morning Kumite, and less substance to boot.

As far as buying a mod position, it happens a lot with LTG. In fact, he actually modded tut (gifted 500+ subs and tipped a bunch) and it resulted in his ban from Twitch.
 
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Sparkletor said:
My theory is Swaggins is saving his money for something extremely stupid. If you recall, he said he is going to give Phil a gigantic tip at Christmas to cement his place as biggest DSP tipper of all time. I won't be surprised if he follows through.
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Is that gonna be the princess's "4th place EVO" moment? Throwing an absurd amount of money at Phil so he can inflate his ever growing God complex in the chat?
 
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Speaking of big tips and literal fags. Dave received big money from Tut in the infamous Tut-Saga, but now claims he has no money at all to do literally anything. And as we know he spent Tut's money FAST in case it was fake-donations (and fast spending with then zero money would save him from, uuuuhm, nothing and just increases dept. But I digress). And as we also know he got very defensive when someone wrote him "Phil won't make a new housetour so people won't see his new expensive stuff". Yeah sure, I, I, eh, uh, have now a golden bust of me in my living room, hahaha, snort, haha, uhm, idiots.
So what is it now? Spent all the money? Or bought nothing? We all know the truth.

So, what do you think has he bought that's worth 1000 tasty US-Dollars? Or let's say 500 as he surely used some for his tahkses.

It can't be a golden bust, that would be stupid, haha. It sounded like an exaggeration to compensate other costly stuff, just in case people will see it by accident. His bladeless fan is surely one of it. However a bust or a statue of himself, yes, that would be a classic Ego-Phil.

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His new name makes it very easy. Ackackack.
 
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So, what do you think has he bought that's worth 1000 tasty US-Dollars? Or let's say 500 as he surely used some for his tahkses.
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Probably not just one thing. We saw he bought the $50 noiseless fan. Kat and his Halloween costumes were probably a little more than $100. A new waffle maker was spotted in his DSP tries it. Kat's new boots for pumpkin picking. The few missing days when his router was unplugged could have been a trip to a hotel in the city. His land line phone was still plugged in and actually moved to a different position after DSP claimed he cancelled the service. A trip put of town to see the hair stylist. Probably some Blu-rays. The Halloween lights and projector that he didn't use in the office.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Probably not just one thing. We saw he bought the $50 noiseless fan. Kat and his Halloween costumes were probably a little more than $100. A new waffle maker was spotted in his DSP tries it. Kat's new boots for pumpkin picking. The few missing days when his router was unplugged could have been a trip to a hotel in the city. His land line phone was still plugged in and actually moved to a different position after DSP claimed he cancelled the service. A trip put of town to see the hair stylist. Probably some Blu-rays. The Halloween lights and projector that he didn't use in the office.
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So 3$ for his costume and 97 for Kats? Sounds right to me.
 
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Probably not just one thing. We saw he bought the $50 noiseless fan. Kat and his Halloween costumes were probably a little more than $100. A new waffle maker was spotted in his DSP tries it. Kat's new boots for pumpkin picking. The few missing days when his router was unplugged could have been a trip to a hotel in the city. His land line phone was still plugged in and actually moved to a different position after DSP claimed he cancelled the service. A trip put of town to see the hair stylist. Probably some Blu-rays. The Halloween lights and projector that he didn't use in the office.
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And don't forget all that netflix he binge watches at fuck o'clock in the morning and fast food when he doesn't want to eat Schwans! Dave definitely blew through it with the speed of a trustfund kid.
 
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DerelictOnion said:
Does it matter if he blew the money? He'll be the same way whether he has them or not.
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problem is he is not fucking saving any money. it doesnt matter if he got bills to pay and debt to repay. a smart person doesnt just dump all the money into a debt. you gotta keep some to be comfy and in case you need it

but dumb dumb phil just dumps it all on debt and then cries poor
 
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