💥 Trainwreck Cyndi Wilde / Kitty Danger - Obese "damsel in distress" fetishist superheroine

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Why can’t these self deprecating, fetish looneys ever be hot?
Or would that just make them a porn star, now that I think about it, what if all the girls in the bdsm pornos are actually getting their rocks off and only pretending to hate it?
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How many of these costumed assholes are named Kitty, because I arrived this thread expecting an entire different idiot in spandex?
 
Ginger Piglet said:
It gets worse. I present to you, the Family Cloth:

https://pistachioproject.com/2016/04/why-you-should-switch-to-family-cloth.html
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Yeah, that saves a bit of money on bog rolls every month, and in return you have to do a fuckload of extra laundry every goddamn day and waste tonnes of detergent and water, especially if you want to wash them separate from your regular clothes. What a green solution!

Back on topic, I like to think that the idea of people developing kinks based on what they saw in their formative years is true and that these clips are specifically for older people who watched a tonne of old Hanna-Barbera and other cartoons and started getting off to people in cannibal pots and caught in Johnny Quest lizard-monster dungeons.

That said, this woman is terrible-looking and not a tiny-waisted Judy Jetson or whatever.
 
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escapegoat said:
How many of these costumed assholes are named Kitty, because I arrived this thread expecting an entire different idiot in spandex?
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Because "kitty" is the perfect blend of childishly "cutesy" and seductively powerful to these people, and as you can see, all of these dumbasses only succeed in looking as seductive as a plastic-coated Fruit Roll-Up.
 
Cricket said:
That's the spirit! Welcome to Beauty Parlour!
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:'( no wonder i hardly come here, staying in this thread for the bondage tho
Fangsofjeff said:
I mean, it's not surprising that her fetish developed early considering it seems to be based on shit like cartoons and comic books.
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Lots of bondage enthusiasts report having had their fetishes since being kids. Not necessarily that they were getting hot and bothered at 10 years old but that they've always had a fascination with being tied up.


Anyways though, has anyone actually bought her.. "films"? Any actual sexy times in them or are they just her weakly wiggling in ropes for a half hour?
 
AbraCadaver said:
Back on topic, I like to think that the idea of people developing kinks based on what they saw in their formative years is true and that these clips are specifically for older people who watched a ton of old Hanna-Barbera and other cartoons and started getting off to people in cannibal pots and caught in Johnny Quest lizard-monster dungeons
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Lest we forget The Perils Of Penelope Pitstop (which basically existed as an excuse to tie up the main girl from Wacky Races several times per episode):
This was basically the Totally Spies of the '70s if I'm not mistaken
White bubblegum said:
Anyways though, has anyone actually bought her.. "films"? Any actual sexy times in them or are they just her weakly wiggling in ropes for a half hour?
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If anyone actually bought one of these they're probably getting off more to the poorly-rendered 3d helicopters than Cyndi herself lol, if she's on Clips4sale then there's almost certainly hundreds of other women out there who'll wiggle in ropes for half an hour on camera that have the added benefit of not looking like Brianna Wu's long-lost sister
 
Joey Caruso said:
Lest we forget The Perils Of Penelope Pitstop (which basically existed as an excuse to tie up the main girl from Wacky Races several times per episode):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RRRzWTRvR5kThis was basically the Totally Spies of the '70s if I'm not mistaken

If anyone actually bought one of these they're probably getting off more to the poorly-rendered 3d helicopters than Cyndi herself lol, if she's on Clips4sale then there's almost certainly hundreds of other women out there who'll wiggle in ropes for half an hour on camera that have the added benefit of not looking like Brianna Wu's long-lost sister
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Ah yes, back in day when you could fund a cartoon on the basis that one of the animators had a fetish for a very minor character from another cartoon. Incredible.

The best part of Kitty’s act is her incredibly bad wiggling. Her pantomime of being in manacles against a wall makes her look like the bridesmaid with the worst dance moves at a wedding reception.
 
i'm 99% certain that she stole some assets from legend of grimrock or at bare minimum took a screenshot of one of the rooms and super-imposed a bunch of ugly mismatched garbage on top of it (in her video with the closing spike walls).

Ex: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwib3_DSydPeAhUjiOAKHSqiBjoQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/62294/does-finding-a-skull-do-anything&psig=AOvVaw35asJqA3Ql7Y_tbYCyo-l4&ust=1542274280257145

too tired to load up the game and find a near-exact match to that what's shown in the video, but i can do that tomorrow most likely. the screenshot shows enough of the texture that it's pretty damn obvious what she did.

edit: damn, somebody beat me too the punch about legend of grimrock. :(
 
You can absolutely tell how she let herself go. She was in far better shape for the 8 minute video of 'struggling' than she was in the others. Or maybe I need my glasses.
 
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That wig placement is Timmy-tier.
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Joey Caruso said:
Lest we forget The Perils Of Penelope Pitstop (which basically existed as an excuse to tie up the main girl from Wacky Races several times per episode):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RRRzWTRvR5kThis was basically the Totally Spies of the '70s if I'm not mistaken

If anyone actually bought one of these they're probably getting off more to the poorly-rendered 3d helicopters than Cyndi herself lol, if she's on Clips4sale then there's almost certainly hundreds of other women out there who'll wiggle in ropes for half an hour on camera that have the added benefit of not looking like Brianna Wu's long-lost Brother
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Fixed it for you.

mrdk_04 said:
Not gonna lie to you, it is. As long as you switch it out every 4-6 months or so, it's fine.
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Thanks, I'll add it to the list of 'shit I really didn't want to know', alongside furry sex parties and Chris's duck.
 
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