Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Not to mention that, unlike mukbangs and vlogs, true crime is popular across many media platforms. It's not dependent on video. Serial is one of the most popular podcasts of all time and true crime books still hit the bestseller lists all the time. The market isn't just saturated, it's submerged.
 
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Dutch Courage said:
Anybody as perfectly spherical as Chantal has no fucking business doing mukbangs. "Mukbang" should be an obscene word among people in her condition. The average snowman is svelte in comparison.
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I'm pretty sure I said this in the past, but imo Chantal (along with AL, HFC, etc.) doesn't do mukbangs. Chantal has been eating herself to death since years, way before mukbangs even existed, and now Youtube allows her to make money out of her gluttony. She just records her regular meals and slaps the word mukbang on them.

Real mukbangers don't eat like her. They don't stuff their face every fucking day. Even the most active mukbangers will do about 1 mukbang per week, and lots of them are on OMAD the rest of the week, or will do a mukbang after a few days of fasting.

Chantal eats like this on the daily. This is why she's a +400lbs kidney bean shaped woman, while others aren't.
 
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Gawdamit said:
Found this video. My apologies if its already been posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otDqUvGTUTI
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I'm always amused by the amount of time both these obese bitches spend applying make-up. Like that totally makes up for the 400 lbs of lard. They spend tons of money and time on make-up but zero on the reason they are nasty and gross to all of humanity outside of feeders, and facing early death, their weight.

It's like someone dying of the bubonic plague going to get their nails done instead of going to the hospital to get the huge seeping plague boils treated.

Chantal and Al desperately want weight loss to be like make-up. Make-up requires no self-discipline, only money, and sitting on their big asses front of a mirror for twenty minutes. This is why Chantal constantly goes to the store and spends stupid money on "healthy" foods. She's convinced she can spend her way to weight-loss rather than stop eating garbage.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I'm always amused by the amount of time both these obese bitches spend applying make-up. Like that totally makes up for the 400 lbs of lard. They spend tons of money and time on make-up but zero on the reason they are nasty and gross to all of humanity outside of feeders, and facing early death, their weight.

It's like someone dying of the bubonic plague going to get their nails done instead of going to the hospital to get the huge seeping plague boils treated.

Chantal and Al desperately want weight loss to be like make-up. Make-up requires no self-discipline, only money, and sitting on their big asses front of a mirror for twenty minutes. This is why Chantal constantly goes to the store and spends stupid money on "healthy" foods. She's convinced she can spend her way to weight-loss rather than stop eating garbage.
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lmao. very true. obese cows are always trying to deflect attention away from their morbid obesity by being flamboyant in other areas and/or "highlighting" what they perceive to be their "good features". Usually it's extreme eye-lashes, huge fake nails, flamboyant eyebrows, and other cartoonishly hilarious things.

in my experience IRL --- you can usually smell these cows from a mile away. Either from their nasty hygiene or because they overcompensate by drowning themselves in perfume. Either way, you can always smell a cow coming.

I believe there's an episode of MSHPL where a 600+ pound cow is about to be taken out of her house by a team of people and she's busy applying make-up ... that's one of the best laughs I've had in a long time, you know those deep guttural laughs? that's it.
 
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I will also add that her fat distribution is what will kill her. Amber might be almost immobile cos of her elephantitis legs but she is not having her internal organs crushed. Chantals fat accumulates in her upper body literally squashing to death her intestines, heart, lungs etc. Shes so fucking fat her underchin and collarbone area have melted into one mass.

Her body cant store anymore fat around her gut so its pushing it to her forehead and fingers.

These are my favorite comparisons when it comes to her giant watermelon head. She looks like something out of Star Trek movie

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lmao. very true. obese cows are always trying to deflect attention away from their morbid obesity by being flamboyant in other areas and/or "highlighting" what they perceive to be their "good features". Usually it's extreme eye-lashes, huge fake nails, flamboyant eyebrows, and other cartoonishly hilarious things.

in my experience IRL --- you can usually smell these cows from a mile away. Either from their nasty hygiene or because they overcompensate by drowning themselves in perfume. Either way, you can always smell a cow coming.

I believe there's an episode of MSHPL where a 600+ pound cow is about to be taken out of her house by a team of people and she's busy applying make-up ... that's one of the best laughs I've had in a long time, you know those deep guttural laughs? that's it.
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Some fats just do not give a fuck,and it shows. No showers, no wiping, greasy hair, icky all over, nasty ass clothes, etc. Than there are the fats that do care enough to doll themselves up and put on enough perfume to elicit asthma attacks in a 100 foot radius but secretly are still nasty fat hogs that do not care enough to lose the weight. Best example that comes to mind is Jamie Lopez with the sumo reject salon with industrial strength seats that are surprisingly exlusionary with their 600lb limit, you'd think 800 and 900 lb women would also want a manny patty, but whatever.

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I will also add that her fat distribution is what will kill her. Amber might be almost immobile cos of her elephantitis legs but she is not having her internal organs crushed. Chantals fat accumulates in her upper body literally squashing to death her intestines, heart, lungs etc. Shes so fucking fat her underchin and collarbone area have melted into one mass.

Her body cant store anymore fat around her gut so its pushing it to her forehead and fingers.

These are my favorite comparisons when it comes to her giant watermelon head. She looks like something out of Star Trek movie

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Just wait untill the fat has nowhere else to go. A matter of time at this point.
 
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Francis Dollarhyde said:
Just wait untill the fat has nowhere else to go. A matter of time at this point.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, someone should collect those screenshot and sell the prints to a postmodern art gallery. Might make some good money. At the very least, they’ll get a bag of quinoa and faux leather sandals.
 
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Every time I see that pic of the Slaton forehead it makes me wonder what deity she pissed off to end up with that fat distribution.

I'm hedging my bets that Chantal will develop a prodigious dorsal hump once the fupa and décolletage have no more room at the inn.
 
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Huh, you're probably right. I've only ever heard of lipomas forming in places that are ..."traditionally" fat, like the gut and thighs. I shall alter my question: what deity did she piss off to get a fatty tumor the size of a grapefruit on her forehead?
 
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