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You raise a mighty fine point there, Satan.
Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography
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You raise a mighty fine point there, Satan.
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I honestly would have that applied to anyone/thing really. Whether or not it is deserved.
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Seeing this thread revived reminded me of this thought that came to em a while ago about that Blue Moon Nursery thing.
I've pointed out before on how much ado is made out of how fragile the baby Smurfs are, how everything that goes into their care has to be organic, hypoallergenic, and so on and so forth.
However, you'd think that being so delicate would mean that torture would pretty much kill them. that story about Strawberry and the other baby smurf being kidnapped and tortured disturbed me because of how much detail and thought went into it, but then later on I thought, if these babies are so god damn delicate, then how could these two babies have withstood so much torture? There was that one other baby smurf who had his arms and legs torn off. You'd think that with such extreme physical and mental anguish (to the point where their hearts literally broke) they'd die a lot easier, instead of being so, y'know, resilient.
I've pointed out before on how much ado is made out of how fragile the baby Smurfs are, how everything that goes into their care has to be organic, hypoallergenic, and so on and so forth.
However, you'd think that being so delicate would mean that torture would pretty much kill them. that story about Strawberry and the other baby smurf being kidnapped and tortured disturbed me because of how much detail and thought went into it, but then later on I thought, if these babies are so god damn delicate, then how could these two babies have withstood so much torture? There was that one other baby smurf who had his arms and legs torn off. You'd think that with such extreme physical and mental anguish (to the point where their hearts literally broke) they'd die a lot easier, instead of being so, y'know, resilient.
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Simply put, people jack off to it/get some weird fucking catharsis out of it/are edgy and want a disgusted response.
From my personal experience, 2 and 3 are usually the explanations for such things.
Usually.
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You know what after reading this, I kind of think that thi
Maybe they're like hamsters, can't have them around certain things but can take a lot of punishment. I've had a hamster bust out of it's cage and fall five feet and survive without issue. Though unlike smurfs hamsters are the physical embodiment of evil in this universe. Either way I think we're over looking the real message in the story, man is evil and destroys and enslaves animals without a thought. This reminds me of those Peta Propaganda games. Maybe at the end of it he'll post a picture that says "IF YOU WOULDN'T KILL A SMURF, WHY WOULD YOU KILL AN ANIMAL, PREVENT ANIMAL SUFFERING. PETA."
Maybe they're like hamsters, can't have them around certain things but can take a lot of punishment. I've had a hamster bust out of it's cage and fall five feet and survive without issue. Though unlike smurfs hamsters are the physical embodiment of evil in this universe. Either way I think we're over looking the real message in the story, man is evil and destroys and enslaves animals without a thought. This reminds me of those Peta Propaganda games. Maybe at the end of it he'll post a picture that says "IF YOU WOULDN'T KILL A SMURF, WHY WOULD YOU KILL AN ANIMAL, PREVENT ANIMAL SUFFERING. PETA."
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Smurfs actually aren't animals at all, they're fungoids which grow from spores.
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You think these people would like torturing baby Toads then? Or is it only smurfs that do it for them?
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Would torturing baby Toads make it any better?
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What the fuck did I just read?
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They'd scream pretty good, I dunno.
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The story? Or the post about baby Toads?
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They like fiddling with the tails for sexual kicks. Toads don't have them so these weirdos wouldn't be interested.
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So I decided to revisit this clusterfuck and found this paragraph
No idea how the other members of that forum could be oblivious to this being sick fuck fapfic after this bit especially.
"As I lay awake that night awaiting news from the S.M.U.R.F. militants my thoughts drifted back to those video clips I’d seen of Pom-pom and Strawberry imprisoned and abused by that pitiless ogre.
Simply the idea of that disgusting fiend rudely disrobing our precious baby smurfs and sullying their naked little bodies with his rough filthy hands made me seethe. In the video clips I had been able to see the revulsion and discomfort reflected in the eyes of the man’s tiny blue captives. The smurflings would visibly shrink away from the wicked human’s violating leers and flinch at the touch of his coarse fingers on their delicate bare cerulean flesh. Baby smurfs by nature were innocent beings and not typically “body conscious” around their peers or familiar, kindly stewards, be they smurf or human. My own baby Blueberry in fact often romped and rolled about, squealing with unabashed delight, sky clad save for his little smurf cap whilst I cradled him in my hands or lap. We at the nursery always treated our beloved little charges’ bare bodies, especially their “private” places, with the utmost reverence. Bath time in particular was a magical time for caretaker and cherished smurfling alike, with much squeaking and giggling as we caringly scrubbed the little ones’ soft skin with extra soft and sterile disposable little sponges"
Simply the idea of that disgusting fiend rudely disrobing our precious baby smurfs and sullying their naked little bodies with his rough filthy hands made me seethe. In the video clips I had been able to see the revulsion and discomfort reflected in the eyes of the man’s tiny blue captives. The smurflings would visibly shrink away from the wicked human’s violating leers and flinch at the touch of his coarse fingers on their delicate bare cerulean flesh. Baby smurfs by nature were innocent beings and not typically “body conscious” around their peers or familiar, kindly stewards, be they smurf or human. My own baby Blueberry in fact often romped and rolled about, squealing with unabashed delight, sky clad save for his little smurf cap whilst I cradled him in my hands or lap. We at the nursery always treated our beloved little charges’ bare bodies, especially their “private” places, with the utmost reverence. Bath time in particular was a magical time for caretaker and cherished smurfling alike, with much squeaking and giggling as we caringly scrubbed the little ones’ soft skin with extra soft and sterile disposable little sponges"
No idea how the other members of that forum could be oblivious to this being sick fuck fapfic after this bit especially.
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This guy has put way too much thought into baby smurf junks.
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If they're fungus things like was mentioned earlier, why would they even have junk in the first place? Other than for sick fucks to jerk to that is.
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Maybe they have spore cannons.
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I think the real question we should be asking ourselves is why do they so lust after babies from a race who live under the banner of a national socialist dictatorship where everyone has the same skin color and seemingly blonde hair judging from Smurfette. Maybe this is all just zionist propaganda to subtly make us hate the smurf's and therefor the subliminal ideals behind the show. That or someone just really likes touching small tails, which probably means he buys hamsters from the local pet store just to diddle their tails.