Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Carcinogenesis]

I pointed out that people in this thread are reaching in their attempts to label him a cow, and what happens? More reaching.

Also you consider this defending him? When I take him to task for the things he's done and refuse to rant and rave about him? Not sure how much more clear I can make it when I say that dude is going to be a cow if he keeps up, but he ain't one now. Sorry if you disagree, but you're not giving me a reason to change my mind.

Also fuck JonTron, who gives a fuck about another Youtuber anyway, he deserves what he gets and so does Ethan, for that matter. We all do, if we do things that merit it. Ethan has, and will continue to be taken to task for his bullshit and he will continue to try his best to mitigate the damage and make money to support his coming family, and people desperate to hate him for whatever reason you care to claim will keep doing so, but none of this makes him a fucking cow.

I'm just mildly astonished that you can read other threads about actual cows, who do funny shit, and then come here without a hint of irony and insist that he's a cow in the same vein as one of them. Get real man

Ethan's story is a funny one for me and others on this thread. We've got a man who became everything he criticized about LeafyIsHere. He lambasted Leafy for bullying the weak only to start messing with Shoenice, someone who clearly has issues with drugs and alcohol. JonTron isn't just some random YouTuber, he gave Ethan and Hila a hand when they moved to New York City by paying Hila to be his editor. To treat him like a content cow to milk is just awful. Ethan's behavior matches to a lot of other cows. His inability to take criticism is perhaps the worst. Stop backseat moderating threads, it went through the Proving Grounds before coming here. If you're going to argue to a moderator or even Null about who constitutes as a lolcow, good fucking luck. Sadly, I can't quite back you on your autistic suicide mission should you attempt that.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I think mocking your audience and telling people to unsubscribe and then panicking when they do just that is pretty funny. The fact that people always joked that Hila was his tard wrangler and that it's basically turned into a real scenario is pretty funny. Bill Burr steamrolling him on his own podcast because he can't adapt as a host was pretty funny.

You say in this post that Ethan gets what he deserves, but still you seem to be pretty against him having a thread here. I can't say if Ethan has longterm potential as a lolcow or not, but the posts vehemently denying that he's a lolcow sound eerily similar to the ones in the first 50 pages of Boogie's thread, and look at the goldmine that's become.

That's actually a fair point, Boogie has become a cow and I even pointed out earlier in this thread that Ethan/Hila are following the same path down, circling the drain in a similar fashion. I just don't see the funny in the things that you or @Carcinogenesis have pointed out. Maybe that's a failing on my part, who knows, but I feel that most of the cows in this particular part of the site (the Youtubers, the "Internet Famous") have good reason to actually be here and this thread is weak because its a bunch of people trying to make something out of nothing.

Yall do you man, if you can find this amusing then feel free I guess but don't act like he's a gold mine while doing it

 

[Carcinogenesis]

That's actually a fair point, Boogie has become a cow and I even pointed out earlier in this thread that Ethan/Hila are following the same path down, circling the drain in a similar fashion. I just don't see the funny in the things that you or @Carcinogenesis have pointed out. Maybe that's a failing on my part, who knows, but I feel that most of the cows in this particular part of the site (the Youtubers, the "Internet Famous") have good reason to actually be here and this thread is weak because its a bunch of people trying to make something out of nothing.

Yall do you man, if you can find this amusing then feel free I guess but don't act like he's a gold mine while doing it

Honestly, just fuck off already if you don't like the thread. If you don't see the funny in a lolcow, don't fucking read the thread. There are many threads I don't read because they don't appeal to me. I don't go to threads I don't like to screech about how they're not lolcows. This thread was approved by staff, there is no contest that he is a cow.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Lmao dude you're one to talk about backseat moderation, I don't care if a thread was approved by the staff, they're not infallible and as you put it, they may have different tastes than I do, I'm trying to find out why this thread is here and what makes him funny because I don't see it, I was hoping someone would explain it a little better than it had been and they did, the end

You, on the other hand, are focused intently on defending your precious thread that you enjoy and can't stand that its vulnerable to criticism, lol you really do need to pull your fuckin head out of your ass

If you feel a staff member is wrong about this thread, you should make a thread on Talk to Staff. Either do that like a normal person or continue your autistic screeching, doesn't matter to me.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Hot off the livestream:
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Apparently, he did it for a video that wound up not working out.

Reminds me of the Brendan Fraser still that's used for the 'cuck my shit up' meme.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

That's actually a fair point, Boogie has become a cow and I even pointed out earlier in this thread that Ethan/Hila are following the same path down, circling the drain in a similar fashion. I just don't see the funny in the things that you or @Carcinogenesis have pointed out. Maybe that's a failing on my part, who knows, but I feel that most of the cows in this particular part of the site (the Youtubers, the "Internet Famous") have good reason to actually be here and this thread is weak because its a bunch of people trying to make something out of nothing.

Yall do you man, if you can find this amusing then feel free I guess but don't act like he's a gold mine while doing it

I pointed out that people in this thread are reaching in their attempts to label him a cow, and what happens? More reaching.

Also you consider this defending him? When I take him to task for the things he's done and refuse to rant and rave about him? Not sure how much more clear I can make it when I say that dude is going to be a cow if he keeps up, but he ain't one now. Sorry if you disagree, but you're not giving me a reason to change my mind.

Also fuck JonTron, who gives a fuck about another Youtuber anyway, he deserves what he gets and so does Ethan, for that matter. We all do, if we do things that merit it. Ethan has, and will continue to be taken to task for his bullshit and he will continue to try his best to mitigate the damage and make money to support his coming family, and people desperate to hate him for whatever reason you care to claim will keep doing so, but none of this makes him a fucking cow.

I'm just mildly astonished that you can read other threads about actual cows, who do funny shit, and then come here without a hint of irony and insist that he's a cow in the same vein as one of them. Get real man

e: i'll even give you the benefit of the doubt, people have legit reasons to beef with the dude and its a crying shame that he clings to legitimacy even though he's obviously checked out, and that he didn't have the balls to pull a Joji and just say "fuck Youtube", but again, that's not cow behavior. He's like a jigsaw puzzle that's missing all the crucial pieces, he's cowardly and vain and obnoxious and overly smug and self important but none of this translates into funny, where's the funny

I don't know why you keep coming back to this thread to complain about it being weak or unfunny. Like if you're going to keep asking why, "...its a bunch of people trying to make something out of nothing," then go ask the mods why they approved of the thread in the first place. Cause at this point, it doesn't look like any of the regular users here will convince you otherwise.

You can keep saying that you don't see em as full-on cows, but nobody here can deny that Ethan and H3H3 have become quite the shitshow.

 

[Country Matters]

That's actually a fair point, Boogie has become a cow and I even pointed out earlier in this thread that Ethan/Hila are following the same path down, circling the drain in a similar fashion. I just don't see the funny in the things that you or @Carcinogenesis have pointed out. Maybe that's a failing on my part, who knows, but I feel that most of the cows in this particular part of the site (the Youtubers, the "Internet Famous") have good reason to actually be here and this thread is weak because its a bunch of people trying to make something out of nothing.

Yall do you man, if you can find this amusing then feel free I guess but don't act like he's a gold mine while doing it

Calm down. If you don't think he's a cow, then you don't have to read the thread. Spending 3 pages arguing with users about it makes you look autistic as fuck.

On H3H3, I used to like their content. It's super dispassionate, now, though, and I don't know if I've ever seen them reply to criticism well.

 

[Xerxes IX]

He always struck me as someone who makes friends with people for the sole purpose of boosting his own popularity. Whenever I saw Ethan around in 2015 or so I thought he was a suckup to Idubbbz and Filthy Frank. Now he's got mainstream entertainment people to suck up to like Post Malone, Justin Roiland, and whatever other podcast guests he has. I assume that's why he backstabbed and went off on Pewdiepie and Jontron, because he has bigger social circles than just "youtube entertainers" now and he doesn't need them anymore.

 

[CausticMinory]

Ethan is BBF'S with fellow lolcow Boogie1488 so of course he'd ask his favorite mound for advice on dealing with being called out.

 

[BeanBidan]

I pointed out that people in this thread are reaching in their attempts to label him a cow, and what happens? More reaching.

Also you consider this defending him? When I take him to task for the things he's done and refuse to rant and rave about him? Not sure how much more clear I can make it when I say that dude is going to be a cow if he keeps up, but he ain't one now. Sorry if you disagree, but you're not giving me a reason to change my mind.

Also fuck JonTron, who gives a fuck about another Youtuber anyway, he deserves what he gets and so does Ethan, for that matter. We all do, if we do things that merit it. Ethan has, and will continue to be taken to task for his bullshit and he will continue to try his best to mitigate the damage and make money to support his coming family, and people desperate to hate him for whatever reason you care to claim will keep doing so, but none of this makes him a fucking cow.

I'm just mildly astonished that you can read other threads about actual cows, who do funny shit, and then come here without a hint of irony and insist that he's a cow in the same vein as one of them. Get real man

e: i'll even give you the benefit of the doubt, people have legit reasons to beef with the dude and its a crying shame that he clings to legitimacy even though he's obviously checked out, and that he didn't have the balls to pull a Joji and just say "fuck Youtube", but again, that's not cow behavior. He's like a jigsaw puzzle that's missing all the crucial pieces, he's cowardly and vain and obnoxious and overly smug and self important but none of this translates into funny, where's the funny

Hey man, like chill out scoob. You're getting mad on the internet. Let's go have a ciggie and listen to lofi jazzhop

 

[The I Scream Man]

Hey man, like chill out scoob. You're getting mad on the internet. Let's go have a ciggie and listen to lofi jazzhop

Yeah I think you're right bro

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

In other news...

 

[BeanBidan]

Yeah I think you're right bro

Hell yea man. We're all friends here.

 

[BSV]

Yet another case of "It's my depression" That is pretty dumb. I am sure these ego maniacs are going to therapy, and is taking anti depressant pills. And may even feel depressed. But maybe that is the effect of constantly doing shitty things. If you do something bad you generally feel bad afterwards. Would it be wrong to suggest that taking pills, getting therapy to feel better and playing the victim is not going to help?

 

[LofaSofa]

In other news...

It seems they're not only deleting/censoring comments but the accounts that make them as well.

Also, it's better for the thread to just let screeching tards scream into the void rather than giving them any attention. Lest we have several pages of back and forth autism rather than actually discussing the cow.

 

[Memology 101]

we got em

 

[BrunoMattei]

we got em

Stop making 30 second videos where you screen cap a Tweet. Thanks.

 

[Memology 101]

W

Stop making 30 second videos where you screen cap a Tweet. Thanks.

What you saw happened as the info came to me, just as with BetterHelp. I was not able to do a single video because of time, as they already unbanned those words after they deleted any mention of my videos on their reddit.

The posts have since been deleted.

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[Sothisisit]

One thing bothers me.

"Viewers asked if h3h3 called Pewdiepie before doing a video bashing him because of the n word. He didn't. Here is the proof. Good night."

I might be missing some context but how does Felix's response in the livestream reject the possibility that they may have talked in private beforehand and he received the same kind of criticism from Ethan? All he said is he didn't watch the video.
Let's ignore Ethan's hypocrisy and all that. I just think the overdramatization of the supposed betrayal seems unnecessary.