Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

Medicated said:
Lol you have no idea, Momo is the cream of the crop of the bottom of the barrel, it can get so SO much worse. Just be thankful. ChelHellBunny just posts nudes and hardcore for free, and guys still send her stuff. Like thirst seems to consume guys brains completely.

Maybe we aren't so distant from monkeys after all.

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Of course we aren't. Thirst ends up consuming up any guy unless kept in check, and e-whores know how to capitalize this in a very effective way by feeding them morsels one at a time so they end up thirsting for them. The thing is that the guy thinks that showering the e-girl with gifts and compliments will ultimately lead one day to her touching his pee pee or something (oh, poor devils), something the e-whore knows will not happen unless it was a life threatening situation. Ultimately, e-girls trade in thirst because that's what ultimately keeps them afloat. And Funko pops are a crime against humanity. I don't get why people like those abominations.

But returning to the point, i think Momo is just doing this to still have a "reputation" even if it's fucked up beyond belief. Once you get branded an e-whore it's extremely hard to shake off that reputation.
 
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Malagor the dank omen said:
Of course we aren't. Thirst ends up consuming up any guy unless kept in check, and e-whores know how to capitalize this in a very effective way by feeding them morsels one at a time so they end up thirsting for them. The thing is that the guy thinks that showering the e-girl with gifts and compliments will ultimately lead one day to her touching his pee pee or something (oh, poor devils), something the e-whore knows will not happen unless it was a life threatening situation. Ultimately, e-girls trade in thirst because that's what ultimately keeps them afloat. And Funko pops are a crime against humanity. I don't get why people like those abominations.

But returning to the point, i think Momo is just doing this to still have a "reputation" even if it's fucked up beyond belief. Once you get branded an e-whore it's extremely hard to shake off that reputation.
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Yeah, I don't get the love for Pop figures, especially for anime characters, when you can get an on-model sculpt with a beautiful paint job. It'll cost you, but it's worth it.

And that's why we're all wondering when she's gonna do porn.
 
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She already dipped her toes into porn via Camversity. Results were unfavorable for her. It was 95% anonfags from lolcow baiting her into narcrage and 5% cattleotakus wanting her to degrade her body so they can fap to it.
This Japan trip is her last horrah before obscurity. She was hoping for some recognition at Blizzcon. Even sucking at the teet of Sniperwolf got her nothing. Noone confronted her, or supported her (much to her bullshit lies saying people liked her Umeneko shitshow). She was avoided and/or snickerd at discreetly. She came for good/bad attention and got nothing.

Next up, being a behind the curve college student at age 21 or 22. (I will not tey to make sense of her lies aboit her education level)
 
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WeeGee said:
No mention of her BBF Nanabear?
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Morrigan ruined. :'(
 
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Malagor the dank omen said:
My best bet is when her other choice is getting a normal job like any other human being.
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Even if she decided to choose a normal job over porn I doubt anyone will hire her outside of McDonald's or WalMart. Her name is all over the internet and tied to her unsavory photos. No one will hire her as a receptionist or desk clerk because a business isn't going to want to be associated with that. So porn will basically be her only avenue once the Patreon bucks dries up or she buckles down and starts her own business(doing what, idk). This won't happen this year or or even in the next two or three. There are enough beta cucks out there who will keep her afloat for a while. She already makes plenty of money from Patreon so if she's smart she'll start saving up to have a cushion until she can find a way to have a steady income. Honestly, I can't wait only because she's so accustomed to making so much that the inevitable slow evaporation of her fans finding fresher younger desperate women is going to make her narc self start lashing out.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
Even if she decided to choose a normal job over porn I doubt anyone will hire her outside of McDonald's or WalMart. Her name is all over the internet and tied to her unsavory photos. No one will hire her as a receptionist or desk clerk because a business isn't going to want to be associated with that.
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She could always legally change her name though and she would pretty much need to, unless she has family willing to hire her. Even if she suddenly woke up and changed into a decent human being, realized her past mistakes and tried again with the best of intentions, 5 seconds spent on google will reveal to any employer that Mariah Mallad is a sexual harasser that likes risque, revealing costumes.
 
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I got rabies said:
She could always legally change her name though and she would pretty much need to, unless she has family willing to hire her. Even if she suddenly woke up and changed into a decent human being, realized her past mistakes and tried again with the best of intentions, 5 seconds spent on google will reveal to any employer that Mariah Mallad is a sexual harasser that likes risque, revealing costumes.
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I'm curious to what happens when she gets too old to make money off of lewd cosplay.
 
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I got rabies said:
She could always legally change her name though and she would pretty much need to, unless she has family willing to hire her. Even if she suddenly woke up and changed into a decent human being, realized her past mistakes and tried again with the best of intentions, 5 seconds spent on google will reveal to any employer that Mariah Mallad is a sexual harasser that likes risque, revealing costumes.
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She would be dumb enough to change her first and last name instead of just her last name. A name change would be linked to her SSN and if she drastically changed her name that would be red flags to any potential employer to definitely check what's up.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
She would be dumb enough to change her first and last name instead of just her last name. A name change would be linked to her SSN and if she drastically changed her name that would be red flags to any potential employer to definitely check what's up.
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She could probably get married to some rich beta who would be willing to keep an open relationship.
 
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Manly-Chicken said:
She could probably get married to some rich beta who would be willing to keep an open relationship.
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That's really the best hope for girls like this. Basically following the path trailblazed by the original Hannah Minx. Hopefully get popular enough to run into and meet cashed up son of stockbroker who will let you do whatever you want. The field is a lot more competitive these days though, a low cut top and a Japanese word of the day video just doesn't cut it anymore.
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Mariah isn’t going to do porn. She’s too reluctant and she’d rather post nudes or teasing shots...

I can only see this as a viable option though and even then, it takes real work and dedication. People who make sex work or exotic dancing their source of income, most will do a regular day job and keep those things separated because they know the repercussions if they don’t. They also don’t use their real name.

She’s falling down a hole she can’t easily get out of and she thinks she’s not. So this is a train wreck that will keep on happening and the end doesn’t seem good...
 
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Medicated said:
I dunno, girls seem to love them.
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That main wall is an 18x15 wall of pops. Assuming they cost three dollars each (and you shouldn't,) that is an 810 dollar value. The second wall has a 5x9 grid, or 135 dollars. There are 31 bigger pops/ones that don't fit the grid/are on the right hand wall. Those definitely cost more than three dollars each, but at 3 bucks a pop it would be 93 dollars. I will not factor in the value of the loose ones or the brand within a brand stuff off to the left so a total of 1038 dollars.

For comparison, for that same price you could have the following NES collection, all CIB of course:

Trashy old TV: Free or twenty bucks from Goodwill
NES Action set (comes with Mario and Duck Hunt): $130
Super Mario Bros 2: $30
Super Mario Bros 3: $30
The Legend of Zelda: $60
A Boy and His Blob: $20
Mega Man 3: $45 (don't look the others up, dear Jesus)
Castlevania: $75
Castlevania 3: $85
Contra: $80
TMNT: $35
TMNT 2: $45
Tetris: $15
Tecmo Bowl: $15
Mappyland: $33
Final Fantasy: $50
Magic of Scheherazade: $35
Dragon Warrior: $35 (what the fuck, this used to be a hard sell at 25?)
Adventures of Lolo: $25
Star Tropics: $25
Golf: $10
Donkey Kong Classics: $25
Xevious: $15
Kirby's Adventure: $45
Pipe Dream: $15
Double Dribble: $15
Gauntlet: $20
Punch Out!!: $25
Bases Loaded 2: $5
A whole wall of space that is no longer taken up by Pops.


Or, alternately, you could have 850 dollars and an Everdrive with all of the games ever released, plus a few that weren't, downloaded onto it.
 
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