Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

Julian Assange is a Nazi who performed violence on Bob's superior future
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Fuck you Bob. Julian Assange did not "hand over" the DNC leaks and other documents to your chosen enemies, he showed them to the American people, who decided that they did not want your toxic brand of corporatist neoliberalism running the country for another 4 - 8 years.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Julian Assange is a Nazi who performed violence on Bob's superior future
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God damn, Bob sounds like a damn brat.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

>nobody licks boots like a nazi
I don't know, you tell Bob these boots are made of superior future leather and are going to tread on all those ebil mayonnaise ghouls and he'll happily start shining them off.

>nobody licks boots like a nazi
>proceeds to go on a rant about using government force to do away with those he hates

 

[thismanlies]

Julian Assange is a Nazi who performed violence on Bob's superior future

Heh, he actually says "done violence to my future."

Bob, your future involves Youtube and a basement. Julian Assange has done nothing to change that.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

>nobody licks boots like a nazi
>proceeds to go on a rant about using government force to do away with those he hates

It's almost like you forgot Bob's motto: "It's ok when it's done to people i don't like and subhumans, because it's done for a better future".

I truly wish he lived in the old soviet bloc and th state forced his lard ass to work as a farmer or a factory worker.

 

[thismanlies]

It's almost like you forgot Bob's motto: "It's ok when it's done to people i don't like and subhumans, because it's done for a better future".

I truly wish he lived in the old soviet bloc and th state forced his lard ass to work as a farmer or a factory worker.

Imagining Bob living in the Soviet Union is pretty terrifying. He'd be the type of faggot who'd snitch on his neighbors for complaining about the state behind closed doors.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Imagining Bob living in the Soviet Union is pretty terrifying. He'd be the type of faggot who'd snitch on his neighbors for complaining about the state behind closed doors.

I think he would be put in front of a firing squad before that even happened. With no studies, no specialization nor experience in anything useful, he would be either sent to an iron factory/heavy industry or to become a meat shield for the red army. Both things he's unfit and he abhors

 

[Godzilla@1989]

who decided that they did not want your toxic brand of corporatist neoliberalism running the country for another 4 - 8 years.

The fact that people like Bob would want a country like that is appalling. Why would they want that?

 

[FH 721]

Gay autistic nerds get mad at a clown for making a joke. Not surprised Bob joined this bunch of asspats.

Also, why is with these suckers thinking that Marvel is some form of high art or vital to society? It's just another form of enterteinment and it has gone downhill last years. I though Steven Universe or Analwatch fans were really pissy if you dared not to idolatrize their steaming pile of garbage, but Marvel fans clearly want to join the club.

As someone who frequently plays it, I've been pretty irritated by the idiocy of the Overwatch fandom myself. It's why I avoid the pure cancerous hellhole that are the official forums like a plague.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

As someone who frequently plays it, I've been pretty irritated by the idiocy of the Overwatch fandom myself. It's why I avoid the pure cancerous hellhole that are the official forums like a plague.

I get ya on that. Warhammer is riddled with spergs and it's usually a good source of spergery and cringe. I guess in this day and age all fandoms are doomed to become dens of idiots and spergs.

The fact that people like Bob would want a country like that is appalling. Why would they want that?

Because that's what "enlightened" people do. Or don't you want a decadent and hipocritic elite usher your country in a golden age of decandence where your sworn enemies like dead, enslaved or crippled no matter the cost?

 

[8777BB5]

I once had a book that suggested that in a Superior Future human beings might no longer need clothes. All I can say is I am happy I live nowhere near Boston

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I think he would be put in front of a firing squad before that even happened. With no studies, no specialization nor experience in anything useful, he would be either sent to an iron factory/heavy industry or to become a meat shield for the red army. Both things he's unfit and he abhors

Hell, he would of likely been killed before he reached double digits with the way he supposedly acted as a kid.

 

[Rathkor]

>nobody licks boots like a nazi
I don't know, you tell Bob these boots are made of superior future leather and are going to tread on all those ebil mayonnaise ghouls and he'll happily start shining them off.

Or if you put them on an attractive Asian actress that he's perving on then he'd be more than happy to.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

It's almost like you forgot Bob's motto: "It's ok when it's done to people i don't like and subhumans, because it's done for a better future".

I truly wish he lived in the old soviet bloc and th state forced his lard ass to work as a farmer or a factory worker.

oh come on, the Soviet Bloc would be too good for Bob. He'd be more suited to Khmer Rouge-Era Cambodia, where his bulk could at least nourish his starving fellow captives for awhile...

 

[Koby_Fish]

>nobody licks boots like a nazi
I don't know, you tell Bob these boots are made of superior future leather and are going to tread on all those ebil mayonnaise ghouls and he'll happily start shining them off.

I think blob is confused about who licks whose boots in this scenario

 

[Zaryiu]

Nah, the ruinous powers would be incredibly ashamed at having such a milquetoast and tame cultist. He's more like a Gue'vesa (Adherents of the Greater good Tau doctrine)

So he's the equivalent of Abbadon until he was retconned as successful?

I doubt Bob actually knows anything so his thoughts on this subject should be rendered null and void.

Fixed for accuracy

 

[BR55]

"Done Violence to My Future"
You know nothing Bob says really affects me anymore but that statement gave me pause.
On one hand Bob thinking he has a part in the future or that its a future worth having is hilariously pathetic as always.
On the other hand the sheer arrogance and entitlement in that sentence really gets under my skin.
I think in that way its Bob in a nutshell. Unmatched idiocy and delusion combined with unbearable amounts of ego and spite.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Julian Assange is a Nazi who performed violence on Bob's superior future
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Honestly, dude’s response to Bob just made me picture this.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Really the only difference between Bob endorsing black-bagging Assange and Bob endorsing any sort of extrajudicial brutality against any one else is that it shows that Bob is not only willing to behave grossly immorally towards his enemies, which we already knew, but even those who "agree with me more often than not". Optimistically, Bob will only spare those who agree with him all the time; more likely, Bob will spare only himself. Fuck everybody else as long as I get my holodeck and star travel and moon wheat. He's the same black hole of absolute stinking selfishness as his fellow autist, Clawshrimpy, just with a slightly higher IQ and without the weird self-defeating victimization fetish.

 

[elder god]

I once had a book that suggested that in a Superior Future human beings might no longer need clothes. All I can say is I am happy I live nowhere near Boston

I'm sure they'd force Bob to cover up to spare us from that sight, the eighth amendment exists to protect us from such cruel and unusual punishments.