Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

This is a theory of mine too, Jake tends to frequently do those "give me money" tantrums, but this one has something more to it, it increasingly comes across like he has a deadline he's fearful of. And if you take into account his pathetic and small existence, only a few things come to mind.
Yeah, I agree. I think he may he have been given an ultimatum by his mom about how he needs to at least start paying some of his expenses, if not move out entirely. And I've known people who are perfectly capable of working who honestly believe that's abuse. Since he has no idea how most people live, I'm sure he truly believes his mom is being horrible.
 
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of course it's not, you transphobic shitlord. It's a magical gnome princess with a glandural disorder
It's a shame Jake isn't into the Discworld books. In that series, female dwarfs look and sound identical to male ones, down to having enormous beards, and dwarf feminism consists of wanting to be more stereotypically female. I'm sure Jake could relate.
 
It's a shame Jake isn't into the Discworld books. In that series, female dwarfs look and sound identical to male ones, down to having enormous beards, and dwarf feminism consists of wanting to be more stereotypically female. I'm sure Jake could relate.

yeah. About Jake's whole shtick of pretending to be a girl on the internet is old as hell. There's nothing to say about it at this point
 
Great how Jake acts as if there's no motive to grooming.

How bout "Give you a ready made excuse for your pathetic lack of normal socialization" and recruit others into your ultra loyalist cult of personality?

Folks have done more grooming for less tangible results.

Without the cult of troons, Jake is a LOSER to himself and everyone else.

WITH troons, Jake is an aggreived minority with a cause celebre.

His explanations are growing more and more detached from normal reality. His isolation has grown his mind bizarre and illogical.
 
Cow crossover.
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The other day I had read a mother's story about her 14-year-old daughter and her two best friends who had all simultaneously declared themselves to be nonbinary and transgender. Over the weeks/months after, the majority of her daughter's friends from school had also declared they were trans and/or nonbinary. To quote, "As a former 1980s teen who was herself swept up in that decade's fashionable self-harm, eating disorders, the transcult seemed very familiar: a focus on body hatred and bodily harm (in suffocating binders, chemical castration, and unnecessary surgeries on healthy tissue), this time not arrested by therapists and physicians, but abetted by them. I have never felt such helplessness or despair."

In this case, the daughter's transtrending lasted a few months and was dropped completely once school ended for the summer. The mother described it as a "peer-induced phenomenon."

Now, the 37-year-old, childless, jobless Jake Alley mansplains for over an hour why it's totally possible that schools are suddenly having mass amounts of true and honest troonery, and claims his own school had "half a dozen or so" troons who "were all too terrified and/or lacked the language to come out publicly. [Jake doesn't] even know for sure who the other 5 were." http://archive.fo/yVQoc
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"Hell, let's fully flip this around. Are you in high school? Are you trans, or do you think you might be? (You are.) There's probably a good 16 or so other trans kids at your school. You should work out who they are and hang out more. If anyone plays D&D at lunch, start there."
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"Hell, let's fully flip this around. Are you in high school? Are you trans, or do you think you might be? (You are.) There's probably a good 16 or so other trans kids at your school. You should work out who they are and hang out more. If anyone plays D&D at lunch, start there."
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Jake's the last person who should be giving advice to teenagers on how to create a peer network. He's 37 years old and still doesn't have any fucking friends.

Even if it were true that "when I was at school, all the trans kids loved D&D", that was a generation ago and there were a whole lot of kids who liked D&D who weren't trans.
 
Fantasizing about being "practically adopted" by someone else's "cool parents"? Fuuuuuuuck you, Jake.
Is it not cool enough that your mom lets you stay rent-free in the attic?
Is it not cool enough that she buys your tendies with her own hard-earned money?
Is it not cool enough that she does her honest best to see that you get some sort of psychiatric help?
Is it not cool enough that she acts like she's not embarrassed to have a "medi-cab" show up in her driveway to pick up her adult son?
Is it not cool enough that she pretends not to hear your impotent screeching and beard-wringing wailing when she has guests over, and just turns up the music a little louder?

I'm mad on the internet.
 
Fantasizing about being "practically adopted" by someone else's "cool parents"? Fuuuuuuuck you, Jake.
Is it not cool enough that your mom lets you stay rent-free in the attic?
Is it not cool enough that she buys your tendies with her own hard-earned money?
Is it not cool enough that she does her honest best to see that you get some sort of psychiatric help?
Is it not cool enough that she acts like she's not embarrassed to have a "medi-cab" show up in her driveway to pick up her adult son?
Is it not cool enough that she pretends not to hear your impotent screeching and beard-wringing wailing when she has guests over, and just turns up the music a little louder?

I'm mad on the internet.

Kinda makes you wish someone like Zoe herself would just outright confirm Jake's neckbeard pictures are really him and all the shit said about him, just to spite his ass.

She won't, she's wisely realized doing so would draw her back to mistakes she'd prefer to leave behind, but it would be funny to watch him panic.
 
Magic Gnome Princess sounds like a Netflix Original Series. However, to make it at all watchable, the Gnome Princess would have to do things besides whine into her magic mirror or eat unhealthy food.
 
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