Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Mason Verger said:
If Chris is getting honeydicked again by autists, then he deserves it. If you join TWO cults within one year based on your own stupid characters, and your not even in charge, life ain't gonna get a whole hell of a lot better at this point. Time to merge a bullet with your brain. And I mean that in the least a-log way possible.
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Yeah, nah, Chris is going to get fucked with forever. Usually the people who do it are the most incompetent motherfuckers out there, so they manage to dox themselves in five minutes, but that just means that it takes a bit longer before the permanent one comes along.
zap2theextreme said:
Is this really the reason he's being sued by 3 different debt collection agencies? Did he stop payments on everything?
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I mean, I don't know exactly what bills he is or isn't paying, but he's been talking about how cwcville's coffers are going to solve all of his and his mother's problems.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
How does this work when Chris has about seven different Mary Sues/OCs? When the dimensions merge, do they all come together like a giant autistic transformer, or is Chris being split into a bunch of different people (one is enough, dear godbearcpujesus)?

If we know the dimensional merge is happening, can't we just make up our own OCs now and then we'll all be fine, darn dirty trolls or not? Is it that easy?

Brb, making up a cool OC with big tits and a massive gun.
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man that is awesome, I am REALLY hoping for "giant autistic transformer".
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
man that is awesome, I am REALLY hoping for "giant autistic transformer".
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Chris isn't good enough I take it.

Marvin said:
I mean, I don't know exactly what bills he is or isn't paying, but he's been talking about how cwcville's coffers are going to solve all of his and his mother's problems.
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Is this why he hasn't been begging as of lately? Maybe he's convinced Barb of the same thing. Either way, I swear, Chris is becoming more insane by the day by investing in some great big sky daddy instead of doing something that has been proven to work for him.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Is this why he hasn't been begging as of lately? Maybe he's convinced Barb of the same thing. Either way, I swear, Chris is becoming more insane by the day by investing in some great big sky daddy instead of doing something that has been proven to work for him.
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Not sure where Barb is in all this. She'll make sure the bills essential to her survival are paid. The missing piece is what her position is on the car situation. All they've got is her van and I don't know how long that's going to last. (I mean, it might be in good shape? I don't know either way.)

A few years ago she would push Chris to get a new car in his name (usually with a loan with terrible terms. not intentionally, but she could always be thriftier, she just doesn't bother). She might do that, or maybe she'll just try to make the van last long enough for her to kick the bucket.
 
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Eichsterd123 said:
he did do that butt naked
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