Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

I CAN FEEL IT LADS!!!!!

About to finally get a actual 2d gf.

 

[Nobunaga]

Even trump is tweeting about it
It has been a real pleasure to shitpost with all of you

 

[suckfest]

guys the crimson chin just curb stomped my neighbors and is just standing outside my window looking at me

 

[Zorin OS Is Awesome]

Holy shit bros its happening
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I found your Twitter account.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

To the people who are photoshopping pics to have cartoon characters in real life setting, stop it.

Its not funny and it helps Chris's stupid delusions.

 

[BScCollateral]

I did just see a Sonichu, but I've been taking a lot of cough medicine.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Oh shit guys, what do I do?

To the people who are photoshopping pics to have cartoon characters in real life setting, stop it.

Its not funny and it helps Chris's stupid delusions.

What's Photoshop?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I did just see a Sonichu, but I've been taking a lot of cough medicine.

I already see Him every night in my dreams.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Thing is, Chris has been surprisingly astute by his standards there. Note what's missing. Any solid times or dates. Any clear information at all.

Maybe Chris is hoping that it's all happening right here, right now - but, as it becomes ever more clear to him that it isn't, he can put on a brave face and say, 'Ah, but I didn't give a definite time or day, there, did I...no, I simply preached the Good News, among which.'

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

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Oh shit guys, what do I do?

Turn around, bend over, and allow it to merge with you.

 

[Deadpool]

I did just see a Sonichu, but I've been taking a lot of cough medicine.

I thought I saw one, turned out to be a mangy raccoon drunk on fermented crab apples.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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Oh shit guys, what do I do?

Don't run. That will only make the merging hurt more.

 

[Quijibo69]

Garfield is at strip club because Chris says so.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

'Shopping pictures to show cartoons in real life kinda reminds of when Chris was super paranoid about those dang dirty trolls plastering anti-CWC posters around Charlottesville.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Another thing I wonder is when he realizes that nothing happened will this break him?

nah

Like someone else said, Chris will probably just make up a new date for The Merging. It's a common practice among cults to revise failed apocalyptic predictions.

 

[Jack Awful]

Holy shit bros its happening
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But... That's impossible!
Kirby's been standing on my bed and staring at me for hours!

 

[PressTheAKey]

I like to imagine all those who "die" during the "merge" explode into orange Fanta that the giant Chris with drink. It'll be the Third Impact of retardation.

 

[just some jerk]

THE MERGE IS IN "PROGRESS"

HES WORKING ON IT!!!!!

 

[Jack Awful]

I like to imagine all those who "die" during the "merge" explode into orange Fanta that the giant Chris with drink. It'll be the Third Impact of exceptionalism.

I thought people (like Stan Lee) merge when they die.

 

[Rungle]

help my town is full with diaper furfags now. holy shit it smells here.