lowkey
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It would result in a lot of strangled mothers, for sure.
Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight
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It would result in a lot of strangled mothers, for sure.
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They don't call him Abu Sargoy Al-Applebees for nothing.
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" Well, guess who just got an interview with Ayman al -Zawahiri? I'm literally dealing with pan middle eastern politics. I bet Osama bin Laden ( smug chuckles be upon him) never even owned a suit. "
- Soygon al Applebee's
debatelimination
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Sargon has 14,5k likes on his last video and 214k views. Keep hating, he's making dimes.
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How many subs does he have by now though? It doesnt seem like his subscriber engagment is as high as it used to be.... I cant imagine why.
JamFlowMan
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Since when did "success" disqualify someone from being a lolcow?
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To be fair, almost no YouTuber's viewer retention is very good. PewDiePie has 70 million subs and it's rare for his videos to get past 10 million views these days even after 6 months to a year.
Jim, on the other hand, consistently gets as many or more views than he has viewers, which is pretty fucking good as far as YouTube goes.
Then again, he doesn't pump out content like an overactive whore, so it's harder for people to get sick of him.
No creativity
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wtf I love Sargon now.
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I will, thank you
Chronic Perturbator
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Man, you don’t just glow in the dark, you can be used as a lighthouse.
If anything Jim is so slow on making new content the current amount of money and subs he gains is effectively entirely from streams and the daily drama. If Jim somehow finds it in himself to work harder and make videos proper instead of endlessly laughing at Sargon’s ineptitude and getting Vee to out himself as into shota and reverse rape in-family, I’d bet his metrics would grow plenty.
That’s a big if, though. I personally wouldn’t be able to resist this both lol and money cow. There aren’t that many jobs that pay you 3-4k$ a month plus that much or more from donations for occasionally laughing at retards who get extremely angry over jabs at badly fitting suits.
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I think we can safely say Sargon actively hates Jim.
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But he's been trying so hard to become an independent cow lately. Daddy Carl must be so disappointed
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Based on how the anon was writing, I doubt it wasn't Vee or a lackey. And his defense that it was sent to show the post got removed (on /pol/ of all places) or that he could've asked someone to screenshot it if it was him doesn't work because we can see the (you).
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Chronic Perturbator
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Is Sargon actually going through with ‘Jim made Terry Davis kill himself’ as a talking point now that the groomer allegations have been turned into jokes? Amazing. I can’t see this not working out well, considering that a few days ago there happened to be a certain neckistani choker.
His attempt at summoning twitter support to get Jim kicked off twitter can’t help but reek of Hello, Jim 2.0, specifically in terms of this oh so highly intellectual attack ending up backfiring on Sargon.
I see a few possible scenarios.
1. This is just an attempt to kick Jim off the site now that he dodged Vee’s goading into saying mean and bannable things and didn’t bite the bait about him being an optics cuck - as per Vee, apparently, a person who self-censors for any reason whatsoever.
This attempt will backfire when the numerous bits of evidence of Not Sargon being, in fact, Sargon are brought to twitter support by Jim’s vengeful fans of Sargon’s many detractors and Twitter kicks that oh so awful alt-righter off the platform. Or don’t, if as per usual Twitter doesn’t do anything.
2. This is the next step in their 4d chess master plan. Consider that while occasionally Vee on Twitter and Sargon and Vee on stream have confirmed that Not Sargon is, in fact, Sargon, this account has several times referred to Sargon in third person as if it’s some moronic skeptic unable to keep up a character. I don’t remember the account itself saying that it is Sargon, but even if that happened, there is a fair chance Twitter doesn’t do shit.
If Jim isn’t knocked off the site, business carries on as usual since this is just more of Carl being Carl.
If Jim is knocked off the site, Carl gets to gloat.
If Jim isn’t knocked off the site, but Carl is, or both are gone, the skeptics victoriously whine to Twitter that it isn’t Sargon that uses the account, it’s in fact Shitrat or someone else eager to fight Jim on Twitter. How they do this is beyond me since I don’t know how does Twitter check if an account is in use by someone who was banned already on their first account. There they get to gloat as theoretically Carl’s account is restored, and Jim’s gone, or isn’t but Carl’s is, showing everyone that skeptics were just liars and merely pretending to be retarded.
3. This is Sargon being Sargon and they don’t have a master plan nor are actually expecting this to work, but just are trying to troll Jim as gracefully as a bulldozer plowing through a Palestinian village.
Which one do you think it is, and how long until this weird deplatforming attempt backfires on Carl?
His attempt at summoning twitter support to get Jim kicked off twitter can’t help but reek of Hello, Jim 2.0, specifically in terms of this oh so highly intellectual attack ending up backfiring on Sargon.
I see a few possible scenarios.
1. This is just an attempt to kick Jim off the site now that he dodged Vee’s goading into saying mean and bannable things and didn’t bite the bait about him being an optics cuck - as per Vee, apparently, a person who self-censors for any reason whatsoever.
This attempt will backfire when the numerous bits of evidence of Not Sargon being, in fact, Sargon are brought to twitter support by Jim’s vengeful fans of Sargon’s many detractors and Twitter kicks that oh so awful alt-righter off the platform. Or don’t, if as per usual Twitter doesn’t do anything.
2. This is the next step in their 4d chess master plan. Consider that while occasionally Vee on Twitter and Sargon and Vee on stream have confirmed that Not Sargon is, in fact, Sargon, this account has several times referred to Sargon in third person as if it’s some moronic skeptic unable to keep up a character. I don’t remember the account itself saying that it is Sargon, but even if that happened, there is a fair chance Twitter doesn’t do shit.
If Jim isn’t knocked off the site, business carries on as usual since this is just more of Carl being Carl.
If Jim is knocked off the site, Carl gets to gloat.
If Jim isn’t knocked off the site, but Carl is, or both are gone, the skeptics victoriously whine to Twitter that it isn’t Sargon that uses the account, it’s in fact Shitrat or someone else eager to fight Jim on Twitter. How they do this is beyond me since I don’t know how does Twitter check if an account is in use by someone who was banned already on their first account. There they get to gloat as theoretically Carl’s account is restored, and Jim’s gone, or isn’t but Carl’s is, showing everyone that skeptics were just liars and merely pretending to be retarded.
3. This is Sargon being Sargon and they don’t have a master plan nor are actually expecting this to work, but just are trying to troll Jim as gracefully as a bulldozer plowing through a Palestinian village.
Which one do you think it is, and how long until this weird deplatforming attempt backfires on Carl?
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Carl,
I have a three pronged plan to deal with your current troubles:
1. Make a statement addressing the kekistani insurgent along the lines of "this is a tragedy, I wish it never happened, my sympathies to everyone affected by this awful event". Do not go off script, do not defend kekistan, do not make any attacks against your enemies (passive aggressive or overt), do not shill anything. Close this chapter of your life and never speak of any of this again. Please note, this chapter of your life includes fighting with Jim for no good reason
2. Address the astonishing amount of time that Vee has on his hands to fight on the internet on your behalf. Consider how much money you make a month, exchange rates, and Vee's personality. Hire a Romanian prostitute on a regular basis who will do whatever degenerate thing Vee needs to get rid of all that pent up energy he's spraying all over twitter and the chans
3. Address the astonishing amount of free time you have. Get a part time job, preferably in a haberdashery so you can learn how a suit works. Work on your marriage. Mow your lawn. Try to run for council. Anything to keep you away from your computer for a few hours at a time
I have a three pronged plan to deal with your current troubles:
1. Make a statement addressing the kekistani insurgent along the lines of "this is a tragedy, I wish it never happened, my sympathies to everyone affected by this awful event". Do not go off script, do not defend kekistan, do not make any attacks against your enemies (passive aggressive or overt), do not shill anything. Close this chapter of your life and never speak of any of this again. Please note, this chapter of your life includes fighting with Jim for no good reason
2. Address the astonishing amount of time that Vee has on his hands to fight on the internet on your behalf. Consider how much money you make a month, exchange rates, and Vee's personality. Hire a Romanian prostitute on a regular basis who will do whatever degenerate thing Vee needs to get rid of all that pent up energy he's spraying all over twitter and the chans
3. Address the astonishing amount of free time you have. Get a part time job, preferably in a haberdashery so you can learn how a suit works. Work on your marriage. Mow your lawn. Try to run for council. Anything to keep you away from your computer for a few hours at a time