Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[fiu0cm]

I can't wait to hear Chris' excuse and/or reasoning in a few days on why it didn't happen.

Always the best part of any Doomsday prophesy; when they have to man up after the fact.

I can't wait until he never admits the merge didn't happen because that would mean he and Magi-Chan were wrong and he never will have a sweetheart.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Uh, we have a problem.

Son-chu just came to life and is now holding me hostage.

His demands are apparently that someone tell Chris to "Accept responsibility for his own life and to be productive."

I think he's serious. He might kill me.

Please, someone, anyone!

*Update* Oh my God he just shot and killed a hostage. This isnt a joke! He's going to kill me!

I'm sobbing right now as he wrote out his demands. Please for the love of God Chris! Listen to his demands! I dont want to die!

CHRIS!!!! DO AS SONCHU DEMANDS!!!!
HE IS THREATENING TO SHOOT MY CAT!!!!!

PLEASE!!! BE A RESPONSIBLE, AND HEALTHY ADULT!!!!

OH NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. PLEASE CHRIS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LISTEN TO HIS DEMANDS. My...my...beloved Gordo... HE'S DEAD CHRIS! YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU BROUGHT THIS DIMENSIONAL MERGE ON US!!!! NOW TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND BE A HEALTHY ADULT OR HE'LL KILL ME TOO!

FUCK! H-he shot me! T-this is it! This is my final post...the light is getting clearer. I'm sorry guys, looks like I won't be able to see past this point any further... I can hear Son-chu...he's...saying he...w-won't stop...until...his demands...are met. I have spent two years...on...here. And they were...good times... *cough* I wished I could've lived to see Barb die...my last words... *cough* "Please get better Chris..."

 

[Marvin]

I've merged into my counterpart from the other dimension.

And now I'm just a normal guy not wearing a pickle suit.

This is fake and gay.

 

[Time of Space]

It started snowing here once he said it began.
Does that mean this place merged with the one from "Schindler's List"?

 

[Monokuma]

Where is everyone?

Now it's ended I'm stranded looking at a giant Chris Chan head rotting on the horizon that stretches out for miles of crimson coloured water.

 

[Coelacanth]

It started snowing here once he said it began.
Does that mean this place merged with the one from "Schindler's List"?

Sounds more to me like your place merged with a twisted CWC-esque version of Silent Hill. Quick, find a weapon and get somewhere safe before you start hearing air-raid sirens that scream "JULAAAAYY!!!" - godbear knows what badly drawn hellbeasts you might encounter there.

I'm still alive and unmerged, England is still a shithole but that could only be because the merge hasn't reached the UK yet. It is only a matter of time now...

 

[ON 190]

I’m Phil Spector now. Also, how do you stop an afro from pulsing like this?

 

[Datiko]

I guess the merge didn't include Asia.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

When can we have a Tournament of Power featuring multiple dimensions so we can see the dream lolcow match of Sonichu vs Knuckles from the Legend of the Ten Elemental Masters?

 

[Caddchef]

Guys, i just saw these two in the loading bay of my local supermarket delivering milk, maybe this whole dimensional merge thing won't be so bad.

Edit: huh, tastes weird...

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Guys, the real dimensional merge was the friends we made on the way.

 

[Onewittyuser]

Hey, listen!
Hey, listen!
Uhh, I don't think this dimensional merge thing is going very well for me.
Hey, listen!

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Welp, turns out the Dimensional Merge includes Hell and all its denizens.
I'm now hanging out with Robotic Adolf Hitler, most Disney Villains, and Sid Meier's Ghandi.

 

[Purple Stuff]

is my waifu real yet
this sucks i want a refund

 

[Kosher Dill]

My mall turned all non-Euclidean and all the drinking straws are the size of Pringles cans now. This sucks.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

It started snowing here once he said it began.
Does that mean this place merged with the one from "Schindler's List"?

TBH, same here. It started raining here after Chris said it was happening. I guess he shifted the weather???

 

[PT 940]

I just woke up and it's so dark outside that the street lights are on. It should be bright by now. It will be night forever...

 

[Shibaru]

Guys, the real dimensional merge was the friends we made on the way.

And that's what this is All about!

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

Guys, I'm in Narnia now. Narnia is a tranny I keep in my basement, btw.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

So Chris was sitting around playing PS4 while the merge was going down. Some things never change.

https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/4293-megadimension-neptunia-vii/Sonichu?order=date