- Joined
- May 18, 2016
The only bit of truth in there, troons are all autists.
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Even if it were true that "when I was at school, all the trans kids loved D&D", that was a generation ago and there were a whole lot of kids who liked D&D who weren't trans.
"Hell, let's fully flip this around. Are you in high school? Are you trans, or do you think you might be? (You are.) There's probably a good 16 or so other trans kids at your school. You should work out who they are and hang out more. If anyone plays D&D at lunch, start there."
LMAO is Jake literally wishing he was Becky?Fantasizing about being "practically adopted" by someone else's "cool parents"? Fuuuuuuuck you, Jake.
And a special little fuck you to the "You are." One of the many, many things Jake gets wrong is that for most of the kids, wondering if they're trans is just a phase - current estimates put it at least at 80%.
With the added bonus that Jake himself has not transitioned and never will. He’s trying to push kids into something he’s too much of a coward to do himself .Jake is mostly just a pathetic cow but one of the darker sides of him is how he is trying to be the Pied Piper that leads a bunch of kids into destroying their lives just like he has. The idea of him giving anyone advice about anything is ludicrous, as it's hard to think of someone who has managed to be more of a failure at life.
I was photoshopping Jake as the Pied Piper but it really didn't work because depictions of the latter are usually of a svelte guy, even effeminate, and that just doesn't work with the reality of Jake Alley.
He goes on and on for a while just to say “1% of a large number can be many people.”Now, the 37-year-old, childless, jobless Jake Alley mansplains for over an hour why it's totally possible that schools are suddenly having mass amounts of true and honest troonery
It’s that fatal combination of being fundamentally ignorant about basically everything, but considering himself to be highly intelligent. There’s no way the proles reading his tweets could understand the complex mathematics behind percentages.He goes on and on for a while just to say “1% of a large number can be many people.”
He does stuff like this over and over again where he tries to explain a well known concept in tedious detail as though he is the first person to have every thought of it and as if no one else has heard of the idea before.
He ignores the fact that all troon kids in that school turn up around the same time. The concordance in timing is in itself a reason for concern. Take another example: falls are common in many work environments; My guess is that 5 or 6 incidences per year are not unusual in a big premise. But if a certain factory records 5 cases of falls within the same week, the OSHA is going to investigate.He goes on and on for a while just to say “1% of a large number can be many people.”
Which family is he talking about? The brother who didn’t exist and then died, the father who tried to kill him or the mother who’s currently planning to kill him?
Which family is he talking about? The brother who didn’t exist and then died, the father who tried to kill him or the mother who’s currently planning to kill him?
Are these the friends who turned shockingly violent? Are they the ones who keep turning to him in moments of crisis?
Which stalkers is he talking about? The ones who don’t know who he is? The ones who make posts on Twitter that no one but Jake can see?
Ordinarily "My friends are never coming back" would be a hopeful sign of progress, indicating that a bit of reality managed to slip its way through his tangled forest of a beard.
O! O! Pity me, pity poor miserable me! Come back, friends, O for pity's sake come back!
Hmm think about why that is Jake. Think long and hard about why everyone has abandoned you.