r/polyamory

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

A couple I somewhat know (and avoid as much as possible) found a long-distance poly gf. They're hoping she'll eventually divorce her husband and move here to live as their sisterwife in an Onision-style holy trinity, as her being committed to someone other than them isn't "ideal," but they'll put up with it for the sake of the puss. I am very skeeved out.

Yeah that sounds like it's going to end well

 

[Dafrunk89]

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/9woy7r/i_keep_getting_sexually_accepted_but_emotionally/
http://archive.is/PWbTm
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>married polyslut likes to fuck around, can't comprehend why men are not interested in being her side boyfriend and just want sex instead

Meanwhile, her husband "who is more like a friend than a lover" is probably having the saddest drunken wank and thinking of killing himself. It's just the price you pay for having more progressive, higher-level relationships than the normies next door.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

A lot of them say 'I live in a rural area' or something along those lines. Well, maybe you need to move. That's what they tell the gays to do!

I think women like her think men are only interested in sex and want a girlfriend as a means to consistently get sex.

Also, I would imagine if they're in the same age range as her (so late 20s-mid 30s), and they live in a rural area, there's at least some expectation to have kids at some point.

Someone in the comments has a good point: stop fucking these guys.

edit: also, this bad quote:

Non-poly men want "ownership" of your relationship. When they say my girlfriend they want sole custody. It's a very common insecurity most people carry.

It's not insecurity, it's called being monogamous. Guys who don't let their girlfriend have male friends, sure, insecure, guys who don't let their girlfriend have other boyfriends, not insecure.

 

[Owlflaps]

Is there any story on r/polyamory where people are happy?

 

[sperginity]

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/9xcpn5/lopsided_results_from_newly_opened_marriage_my/
http://archive.is/42uZi
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the classic - guy gets talked into opening his marriage, wife goes on to fuck tons of strangers while he sits at home alone in misery.

there are so many of these stories, and almost all of them could have easily been avoided if these guys had just had the spine to stand up for themselves and say no.

I like it more when the guy convinces his wife to open the relationship and she gets all the dates.

Is there any story on r/polyamory where people are happy?

Do happy people use reddit in general?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Is there any story on r/polyamory where people are happy?

Only ones where they talk about oh so happy they are even though you can tell they are masking their issues

 

[vertexwindi]

Only ones where they talk about oh so happy they are even though you can tell they are masking their issues

Almost always can you check their post history and find plenty of their relationship drama there. Like clockwork.

 

[Monika H.]

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/9xvmat/married_and_opening_our_relationship_how_to/
I can see this will end in disaster, in every sense.

 

[Nekromantik]

So many buzz words in this. I think I got bingo.

 

[AprilRains]

Well, when you define yourself as an intersection of unusual characteristics and won't identify with anything outside of that intersection, this is the usual result. Can this idiot not math?

 

[scathefire]

Well, when you define yourself as an intersection of unusual characteristics and won't identify with anything outside of that intersection, this is the usual result. Can this idiot not math?

That’s the thing, when you realize that in group collectivism you have many overlapping individuals, you come up with intersectionality to account for that.

But then, if you were to go all the way down, intersecting every single category that you fall into, you come to the individual.

But being an individual doesn’t fit with being part of a collective, so we’re forced to exist in a state of not being “intersectional” enough while also smothering anything not homogenous.

It doesn’t make any sense and it never ends.

 

[Boss Bass]

Well, when you define yourself as an intersection of unusual characteristics and won't identify with anything outside of that intersection, this is the usual result. Can this idiot not math?

Clearly the answer is fictive headmates.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Let's take a look at the top post right now on r/polyamory:

"Queer poly couch cuddles with me (pink mohawk) and 4 of my 5 partners; including my nesting partner & husband (laying down), long-distance boyfriend visiting for the weekend (wearing the hat), and two local boyfriends (including the one with a nose ring, making a face)"

Try to guess the expression OP has on this photo before opening the spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Tanner Glass]

Let's take a look at the top post right now on r/polyamory:

"Queer poly couch cuddles with me (pink mohawk) and 4 of my 5 partners; including my nesting partner & husband (laying down), long-distance boyfriend visiting for the weekend (wearing the hat), and two local boyfriends (including the one with a nose ring, making a face)"

Try to guess the expression OP has on this photo before opening the spoiler

Spoiler

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Reminder - this man is so poly and gay that he made and maintains a map of how poly and gay he is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/9f141f/our_current_poly_constellation_38_interconnected/

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Reminder - this man is so poly and gay that he made and maintains a map of how poly and gay he is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/9f141f/our_current_poly_constellation_38_interconnected/

getting serial killer vibes from this

 

[Tanner Glass]

getting serial killer vibes from this

I always got sad vibes from it; it's child-like bragging with adult content.

"I fucked a guy who fucked a different guy and he fucks a different guy and that guy sometimes fucks a guy from ENGLAND - isn't that RADICAL?"

 

[AprilRains]

getting serial killer vibes from this

I'll be on board with that once those nodes become pushpins in some homicide cop's map. Not impossible though.

 

[Gingervitis]

Let's take a look at the top post right now on r/polyamory:

"Queer poly couch cuddles with me (pink mohawk) and 4 of my 5 partners; including my nesting partner & husband (laying down), long-distance boyfriend visiting for the weekend (wearing the hat), and two local boyfriends (including the one with a nose ring, making a face)"

Try to guess the expression OP has on this photo before opening the spoiler

Spoiler

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There is so much soy in this picture that I think I became even less masculine just from looking at this.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

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So many buzz words in this. I think I got bingo.

Poly is a really, really white thing to do. It fits in with ren fairs, paganism, and burlesque as stuff that primarily appeals to unattractive overweight middle class white suburbanites with no strong cultural ties who are desperately both seeking a community and a way to feel unique. I bet poly meetups in Detroit and San Diego and Honolulu are primarily white people too.

Pink soy boy guy needs to close his goddamn mouth once in a while.

 

[Bees]

I'll be on board with that once those nodes become pushpins in some homicide cop's map. Not impossible though.

You misspelled 'some epidemiologist's treatment-resistant GRIDS map'.