The CWCki Forums Third Annual Secret Santa *CLOSED*

[niggers]

name: 93532
likes: 2D fighters, nonfiction novels, 1970's horror films, marijuana, IRC chimpouts, cooking, contract writing, theft, C++, saying "like" and using breaks
dislikes: smash bros, small town cops, waking up early, those fucking cats outside my apartment, bronies, poverty, hugboxes of all sizes, capitalization
fun fact: i've literally been following lolcows since editing ED in 2006, and i still remember the first chris-chan talkpage (also doubles as my pathetic fact)
miracle worker: eh, maybe. i get 5 days off later in the month so gimme a message if you need help

 

[cahoots]

Name: cahoots

Likes: Marvel comics, MST3K, Star Wars, 3 Stooges, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, vidya (Earthbound, Resident Evil, Half Life, Fallout, Halo), Pabst Blue Ribbon, maryjwanna, the kid in my avatar at a pizza party, Jitterbug phones.
Dislikes: that one bitch Heather
Fun Fact: A dolla makes me holla
Miracle Worker: nope

 

[lolwut]

Name: The Preposterous Baron von lolwut of Salamanca, Son of chucklehuh
Likes: H.P. Lovecraft, Tom Clancy, old-school \M/etal (Dio, Black Sabbath, ManOwaR, Iron Maiden, etc) vidya by Bioware, Bethesda, and id Software. 80's action/sci-fi movies. PnP RPGs like D&D/Dark Heresy (looking for group!), AVP, Mad Max and post-apoc fiction in general, Warhammer 40K, guns, vikings, Soju, most medieval and science fiction.
Dislikes: SJWs, wine, mornings, people who say they're "random."
Fun Fact About Me: People have used my distinctive style of dress as Halloween costumes before (I kinda look like a homeless mercenary).
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: I'm scared enough my shitty writing isn't going to be up to par with the first gift. I'd rather not press my luck, sorry.

 

[A-Stump]

Name: A-Stump

Likes: Horror movies, spaghetti westerns, Rockabilly, booze, Vidya (Fallout, Harvest Moon, TES, Persona 3 and 4), books (Stephen King, Poppy Z. Brite, Neil Gaiman), Law & Order, The Twilight Zone, aquarium keeping, hunting, snappy insults, Pixyteri

Dislikes: Authority, hipsters, Let's Plays, fedoras, robots

Fun Fact About Me: I work in a river and get to poop on trees. Idk

Can you be a Miracle Worker?: Depends. (I'll be writing any gift I do make, which is boring enough for one person let alone many. If someone needs to be taken care of, I'd love to write more though)

 

[Golly]

Name: Golly
Likes: musicals (esp. Sondheim things), opera (esp. Puccini), classical music (esp. French things), jazz (esp. standards/the greats who sing them). My favorite bad movies are The Room and Foodfight! My favorite tv shows that are currently on are Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, and Once Upon a Time. I also like cats. And Disney. And pretty much anything related to The Phantom of the Opera. And inappropriate humor (stopping short of animal abuse jokes, but most everything else is fair game). I like lots of things except for when I don't.
Dislikes: doing cashier things, obnoxious and loud/obnoxiously loud people, living ~3280 miles away from my boyfriend, the fact that Gax and Ethel aren't characters in those Hoyle games anymore (you likely have no idea what I'm blathering about), ignorance, teenagers
Fun Fact About Me: I sing classically (potential for dramatic coloratura soprano mode WOOP). I'm also double jointed in my arms. Also, I have a stigmatism, so sometimes if you're talking to me in person, it'll look like one of my eyes doesn't care about you at all, but cares a lot about whatever's going on to the right of us. It doesn't and neither do I. I care about you.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: If you're in desperate need of one, then yes. Otherwise, I have a busyish holiday season ahead, so I could only take on one other person max.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Ah, what the hell, I'll go all in. I'm not really artistically gifted though, so any art gift I make will probably turn out as a horrifying MS paint abomination.
Name: Randall Fragg

Likes: Video games (GTA, Left 4 Dead, Bioshock, Fallout, Dead Rising, Mass Effect, generally any wide open sandbox type games, Dwarf Fortress), Deagle Nation, history, firearms and firearms history, camo, MST3K, animals (especially reptiles), RPGs (getting interested in them, don't think I'm all that good though), The Stand, post-apocalyptic fiction, Breaking Bad, hilariously bad movies, laughing at dumbasses, spellcheck (seriously, my spelling is as bad as Tyce's).

Dislikes: morons, idiots, perverts, political correctness, SJWs, emos, censorship, weeaboos, fundamentalists of any stripe, math.

Fun Fact About Me:
I'm currently trying to make a home brew Deagle Nation themed RPG. And yes, if Jace comes back I want to see if I can get him interested in it

Can I be a Miracle worker?
Sorry, but no.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

Name: Have a Pepsi
Likes: Music (too many favorites too count, with chiptune being my newest interest), lizards, Hawaii, linguistics, Sonic, Steven Universe, metalworking, many fantastical games (example: Pikmin), Pepsi
Dislikes: Bad jokes, trying too hard, Mondays, anime, memes used in real life, Coke
Fun Fact About Me: When it comes to Smash Bros., I'm known as the Pac-Master
Can You be a Miracle Worker?: Only soft drink-related miracles.

Also, my pet lizard is MY BABY:

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

I really enjoyed last year's Secret Santa! I'd love to participate again. I know I'm not exactly a super-active participant on these forums, but stuff like this is always fun.

Name: TheIncredibleLioness
Likes: Harry Potter, Pokemon, Sailor Moon, writing stories, drawing (mostly my own characters), Art Nouveau, the colour blue, The Phantom of the Opera (book and musical!), the works of Neil Gaiman, books, libraries, history, and historical fashion.
Dislikes: Country music, mornings, the cold, idiots, hypocrites, sexists
Fun Fact About Me: I've done NaNoWriMo every year since 2009.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: No, sadly

 

[Coster]

Name: Coster
Likes: Dragon Ball Z, drawing, good shades of green, anything written by Squirrelking or Peter Chimaera, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, singing, Kamen Rider, Pepsi, YouTube Poops, King of the Hill, the number 14 (it's my lucky number!), Psychonauts, Studio Ghibli, good puns, pizza, Glaive's mask, .hack, and Steam Powered Giraffe.
Dislikes: Unfunny people trying to be funny, unforgivably bad puns, tryhards, liars
Fun Fact About Me: I have a really strong appreciation for people who can do great puns.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: Sadly nah.

 

[Marionette]

Name: Kittentits
Likes: Vidya gaems (Bioshock, Half Life, Team Fortress 2, Amnesia, Five Night's at Freddy's, World of Warcraft, Pokemon, Earthbound, Metal Gear, Mortal Kombat, Minecraft, most Nintendo games, Silent Hill, Resident Evil the list goes on.), Wrestling (WWE, NJPW and ROH) Comics (Watchmen, Sandman, Preacher, Hellbazer, Batman, Fables, Thor, Transmetropolitan, The Walking Dead), Cartoons (Steven Universe, Gumball, Ponies (fan of the show, don't identify as a brony), Regular Show, South Park, Anything by Studio Ghibli, Invader Zim, Courage, Original 70s Scooby Doo) Too Many Movies to List, Horror Movies, Cats, Ghosts, Anything spooky, SFX Make up, Star Wars, The Twilight Zone, Classic novels, Forests, Snow, Wubs.
Edit, thought of some stuff: The Boondocks, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, Cowboy Bebop, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, One Piece.
Dislikes: Assholes, Politics, Assholes in Politics, Bad SFMs, Anything that isn't gay porn.
Fun Fact About Me: Part of the Undisputed King of Trios at Rasslemania 2
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: I wish.

 

[MysticMisty]

Name: Misty
Likes: Super Mario (includes Yoshi), Metroid, Pokemon, StarFox, Star Trek, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, DuckTales, Honor Harrington novels, and Chrono Trigger.
Dislikes: A Christmas Story, Twilight, Metroid: Other M.
Fun Fact About Me: I like to study/read about volcanoes for fun.
Can you be a Miracle Worker: Not this year, sorry.

 

[WachtAmWeb]

These forums are the best!
Name: WachtAmWeb
Likes: Video games (Hearts of Iron 3, World of Tanks, Total War); Books (Military/Narrative/Naval History, Jane Austen, David Mitchell); Indiana Jones, the Matrix, Trainspotting, gun sperging, Desu, Renaissance music, Gregorian chant, anything 18th century, High Gothic, Wine, British/French/Italian/Yugoslav/Greek cuisine, Real Ale, Tea, Travel, Autumn, Board games, cats, dogs, the countryside, ancient monasteries and castles, Victoriana, manly men and womanly women
Dislikes: SJWs, bigotry, Vladimir Putin, Southern Hip-Hop, Chavs, the Daily Mail, UKIP, Tyce, MLP, Otakus, Zionism, Salafism, Nazi Fanboys, Vegans
Fun Fact About Me: I got to vote in a National election on my 18th Birthday
Can you be a Miracle Worker: if your miracles involve identifying guns in movies, then yes. Otherwise, probably not.

 

[Firesharpie]

Name: Firesharpie
Likes: Steven Universe, Doctor Who (plus the Tenth Doctor and David Tennant in general okok sorry lame), Portal 2, Pokemon, dragons, drawing and painting, making dumb videos, singing, performing, comics
Dislikes: pretentious people, superwholocks, people who make rape jokes, Seth MacFarlane's anything, bronies, people with really dumbass headcanons
Fun Fact About Me: my room is full of a lot of lame nerd stuff. I also plan on going to a performing arts school
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: if it's really needed since I get kind of sidetracked sometimes

 

[Mourning Dove]

Question, @Surtur . Does everyone get paired up randomly, or based on similar interests? I'm interested in possibly participating, but some of people's interests/hobbies I am not familiar with enough to make creative writing or possibly an MS paint image of.

 

[Surtur]

Question, @Surtur . Does everyone get paired up randomly, or based on similar interests? I'm interested in possibly participating, but some of people's interests/hobbies I am not familiar with enough to make creative writing or possibly an MS paint image of.

It is random, part of it is to help us get to know each other, but if it is an issue we can work something out. Also I promise to update soon and I just got a message from Fibo, he will be unable to do it this year but @Cuddlebug has volunteered to help.

 

[CatParty]

It is random, part of it is to help us get to know each other, but if it is an issue we can work something out. Also I promise to update soon and I just got a message from Fibo, he will be unable to do it this year but @Cuddlebug has volunteered to help.

i do not see me on the list even though i entered

 

[Surtur]

i do not see me on the list even though i entered

As I said, I need to update the list, I have just been busy with NaNoWriMo, but everyone will be updated before the end of the week.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Ah whatever, I'll join. As they say on Twitter or whatever, YOLO.

Name: Mourning Dove
Likes: feeding and watching birds, rock and mineral collecting, the natural sciences, weird indie games like Yume Nikki/OFF/Hatoful Boyfriend, ecofriendly living, world cultures, learning foreign languages, ambient music, psychological horror creepypastas. My favorite birds are doves and pigeons, obviously.
Dislikes: Teapartiers/most right-wing politics, Twilight and its author/fans, ponification, animal/environment abusers. Shitty-quality creepypastas make me weep.
Fun Fact About Me: The bird in my avatar is actually male even though I am a female.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: Unfortunately not.

 

[Arkangel]

Eh. Why not?

Name: Ziltoid
Likes: Music (rap, hip-hop, electronic, illegal vaporware), homebrewing (mead, wine, cider), programming languages, studying history and mathematics, long walks through cities at night, PC gaming, reading, rain, cats, dogs, tea, knives, cranberry juice, the taste of wintergreen, and the colors white, grey, black, and navy blue.
Dislikes: The smell of candy cinnamon, hot days, small annoying dogs who won't shut up (like chihuahuas), fanboyism, people who push woo and pseudoscience.
Fun Fact About Me: I have bones from my toes put into my left hand surgically from when I was a kid to replace bones in my hand missing from birth.
Can you be a Miracle Worker?: No, Miracles are impossible by their own definition.

 

[champthom]

Question, @Surtur . Does everyone get paired up randomly, or based on similar interests? I'm interested in possibly participating, but some of people's interests/hobbies I am not familiar with enough to make creative writing or possibly an MS paint image of.

It doesn't have to be super complicated. I forget who I had last year but they were into that genre of fiction Lovecraft is considered so I did a bit of research. There's subtle ways of getting more details if you're not 100% sure.